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1. Ketchup ka ba? Bagay ka sa hotdog ko eh.

2. Buko ka ba? Sarap mo kasi kapag nabiyak na.

3. Troso ka ba? Gusto kitang sibakin eh.

4. Chicharon ka ba? Ingay mo kasi kapag kinakain kita eh.

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1. Boy: Saan mo gustong ikasal in the future?

Girl: Beach wedding maganda. Eh ikaw?

Boy: Sa tabi mo sana...

 

2. Hindi lahat ng humihinga ay buhay. Tingnan mo ako, humihinga nga pero patay na patay naman sayo.

 

3. Boy: May lakad ka sa Friday? Samahan mo naman ako sa cementeryo.

Girl: Bakit?

Boy: Bisitahin natin yung puso kong patay na patay sayo.

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