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Para hindi ka makalimutan nung chick:   dapat daw ikaw makauna sa kanya sa anal.  She will remember you each time she takes a dump.

Pag gusto mo na makipag-break pero ayaw mong lumabas na bad guy:   habang nagsesex, keep rubbing your fimger on her butt to supposedly arouse her. After you cum and she's still on her way to climax, bigla mong ipaamoy sa kanya yung finger mo. Sobrang magagalit yun. Baka siya na makipag-break sa yo dahil sa inis.  But at the same time, di ka nya pwede blame completely dahil galing naman sa kanya yung amoy.

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19 minutes ago, Magaling said:

Para hindi ka makalimutan nung chick:   dapat daw ikaw makauna sa kanya sa anal.  She will remember you each time she takes a dump.

Pag gusto mo na makipag-break pero ayaw mong lumabas na bad guy:   habang nagsesex, keep rubbing your fimger on her butt to supposedly arouse her. After you cum and she's still on her way to climax, bigla mong ipaamoy sa kanya yung finger mo. Sobrang magagalit yun. Baka siya na makipag-break sa yo dahil sa inis.  But at the same time, di ka nya pwede blame completely dahil galing naman sa kanya yung amoy.

Nakakatawa ka pre. Swak sa thread topic 😂

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On 1/25/2025 at 6:05 AM, Magaling said:

Para hindi ka makalimutan nung chick:   dapat daw ikaw makauna sa kanya sa anal.  She will remember you each time she takes a dump.

Pag gusto mo na makipag-break pero ayaw mong lumabas na bad guy:   habang nagsesex, keep rubbing your fimger on her butt to supposedly arouse her. After you cum and she's still on her way to climax, bigla mong ipaamoy sa kanya yung finger mo. Sobrang magagalit yun. Baka siya na makipag-break sa yo dahil sa inis.  But at the same time, di ka nya pwede blame completely dahil galing naman sa kanya yung amoy.

Hahahaha awit. 

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