Political Jokes

[haroots2]

On 9/17/2024 at 1:00 AM, Dutyengineer said:

Ph senators most of them are du💩 supporters.. panay hearing sa senado "in aid of legislation" e wala nman nangyayari, in the end nag grandstanding lang sila pare parehas

Even the congress are all grandstanding.  Nagpapasikat para sa next election.  Tignan natin kung sino yung mapapakulong nila aside sa mga in contempt lang nila. 

For money laundering dapat sila makulong. Pero bakit yung mga bangkong involved ayaw nila ipatawag sa hearing. Obligated silang i report yan.

[blakedraven]

Sobrang stress ka na Harrieta.

Wanted ka na ng congress kasi Cited in contemp ka naman.

MAGPAKALALAKI ka kasi, huwag MANLALAKE.😁

[alexyu202000]

[Maykeee]

"Mahilig sa POGO, mahilig din sa POGI"

[Juicylicious17]

All of them are jokes

[kjyo]

the system already is. 

 

what’s worse is we can’t seem to rewrite the punchline of the damn thing. 

[blakedraven]

Si Harry Roque nawalan ng POGO pero may POGI.😁

[zatarra]

Ano ang pinagkaiba ng magnanak at pulitiko?

 

Ang magnanakaw, nakaw muna bago tumakbo. Ang politiko, takbo muna bago magnakaw 😂😂😂

[grigpopobits1]

Dito ko na lng ipost walang ibang jokes thread haha

 

"A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.

You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."     😂😂