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hindi ba si zoey???

 

pakisabi nga kung may nakalimutan ako na clue...

 

1. yellow umbrella

2. in the classroom in his first day of teaching

3. roommate of cindy

4. studying economics

5. she was at the same party in the st. patrick's day episode

6. he met her at punchie's wedding

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"Why I Fired My Secretary"

This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn't say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

 

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o'clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Joanne, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

 

We went to lunch but not where we'd normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" I replied with "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner."

 

After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, "Boss if you don't mind, I'm gonna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...

 

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

 

And I just sat there...

 

On the couch...

 

Naked.

 

goes to show that the Naked Man only works 2 out of every 3 tries. :lol:

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hindi ba si zoey???

 

pakisabi nga kung may nakalimutan ako na clue...

 

1. yellow umbrella

2. in the classroom in his first day of teaching

3. roommate of cindy

4. studying economics

5. she was at the same party in the st. patrick's day episode

6. he met her at punchie's wedding

 

 

hindi si zooey ung napangasawa ni ted.. dun sa episode 17 sinabi ni ted na di nag workout sa kanila ni zooey.. :(

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at dun sa latest episode, the meatball sub day, nagbigay na rin sya ng hint na maghihiwalay na sila ni zoey. just when i'm starting to like jen morrison. damn she's so adorably cute. lalo na kung galit. and i love the backdrop song of the graduation goggles scenes. i will remember you by sarah mclachlan. it reminded me of the fox news coverage of jfk jr untimely demise.

 

hindi si zooey ung napangasawa ni ted.. dun sa episode 17 sinabi ni ted na di nag workout sa kanila ni zooey.. :(

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my fave episode in season 6 is the one with nicole sherzinger on it..lmao 2 beavers are better than one =D

 

 

Robin: Hi Jessica, Hows your "beaver'?

 

(Barney and Ted spits beer)

 

Hahahahahaha! LMAO!

 

Namumula cla sa kakatawa dun... Gnawa nilang porn ang show ni Sparkles & Glitter

 

my fave episode in season 6 is the one with nicole sherzinger on it..lmao 2 beavers are better than one =D

 

 

Robin: Hi Jessica, Hows your "beaver'?

 

(Barney and Ted spits beer)

 

Hahahahahaha! LMAO!

 

Namumula cla sa kakatawa dun... Gnawa nilang porn ang show ni Sparkles & Glitter

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