Biggest Lies Ever...

[YourMavic]

"WALA AKONG ASAWA." sabi niya.. pero meron pala. hahaha

[yezir]

MAHAL NA MAHAL KITA.SOBRA! AT PROMISE, SA IYO LANG AKO! (Yun pala may iba pa.Whatta life!)

[Venice the Great]

on my way

[JegaJega]

sus....hwag ka na mag-selos, trabaho lang iyon...............

[opl]

effort na yung pag text ko sayo

[travelmassage]

She said she was pregnant and I was the father.

 

I couldn't tell the difference if it was a joke, a test or it was really the truth.

 

I refused to talk and see her unless she tells me the truth if she really was pregnant. She would get really drunk, then go outside of our house, call for me, throw small stones at the roof.

 

After a month. She got married.

[ReDBaByBuRn]

i love you

ok lang ako

[curvermay]

Sabi ko sa parents ko manager ako sa isang bangko 😢

[DarkPill]

Sabi ko sa parents ko manager ako sa isang bangko

Medyo mabigat dalhin.

 

Para di ot "punta ko work site. Un pala spa pinuntahan ko. Lol." Naka time in sa ofis nasa espa lang pla ang bad ko. HahA..

[ChixCurry]

On the way nako...(sa puso mo)

Sorry, natrapik lang talaga...(Sa piling ng iba)

 

Best lie i have received:

- "promise, ikaw lang talaga.. bakit naman kita lolokohin diba?"

 

Best lie i have said to someone:

- "hindi na kita mahal.."

[ChixCurry]

On the way nako...(sa puso mo)

Sorry, natrapik lang talaga...(Sa piling ng iba)

 

Best lie i have received:

- "promise, ikaw lang talaga.. bakit naman kita lolokohin diba?"

 

Best lie i have said to someone:

- "hindi na kita mahal.."

[Vcheng]

2 bats lang tapos uwian na

[Bikerboy]

1 to 2 times a week na lang ako mag spa.

 

pero baka ma realize ko na rin ito, at di na drawing lang. hehehe.

[TheRedHood]

retired na po ako. . . .hahahahahaha

[Mindy of MeteoraSpa]

busy pa sa work.... (as a reply to client calls)