clandestinecuddles Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 We are in this together. Quote Link to comment
flamingstone Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 Di ko na maalala. Quote Link to comment
ms. July ❤❤ Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 the biggest lie ever for the girls . " ok lang ako " even though its not . Quote Link to comment
steadyelmo Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 "If ako lang ang masusunod ayoko pero kailangan ..." Quote Link to comment
Seta Sinestro Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 "Ang pogi mo" Hahahah yeah right (might me true to other guys who have The Power of Handsome) Quote Link to comment
Solaryan Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 it's not you, it's me. (hindi nga?) Quote Link to comment
ghost_in_you Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 I'm here for you... Quote Link to comment
Queen Darkeinjel Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 "Kulang na lang kasal. Di ba kayo naman ang magkakatuluyan?" Quote Link to comment
JaYmes Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 SLK - Sobrang Love Kita. *ouch Quote Link to comment
clandestinecuddles Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 (edited) Handa akong paglingkuran kayo. Edited April 22, 2016 by clandestinecuddles Quote Link to comment
JoshuaJacob Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Some FUNNY lies:1) Picking a girl in an MP - the barong guys tells you the MPA has no child and is new in the business. Once the girl enters the room she smells like fish and once she taker her clothes off - you can see the ceasarean scar on her belly and elongated tits that resembles a papaya and a nipple as big as a prune (and its color dark brown already)2) Blind date - the contacts will tell you she is a look alike of some famous STAR and once you do the eyeballing either the person is a shemale and/or a FALLEN STAR3) A girl from a pick-up and/or MP convince you to have a LIGHT snack - and it ends up the girl has 4-cup of rice and after that drink a six packs of beer as if there is no tomorrow.4) Shower together in an MP and/or eSPA - the girl tells you NOT to turn-ON the lights because it makes the sexcapade more romantic BUT once you turn-ON the light the girl has several nasty tattoo in her body, dirty fingernails and a face that only a mother can love. Quote Link to comment
Strada2008 Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 ...hindi ko ipuputok sa loob, promise... ...hindi ko ipuputok sa loob, promise... Quote Link to comment
sweetmaria22 Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 1. Wala naman yun eh, sex lang yun... 2. Once lang naman kami nag-meet ah... 3. I love you... 4. Text kita pag online na ako. 5. Oo pramis, friends lang talaga. Quote Link to comment
Ms.Camilla Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Di ko maiming Yong toto sa thong Mahal n Mahal ko Quote Link to comment
3little pigs Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 May meeting lang ako. Quote Link to comment
camus Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Low batt or No signal. These excuses are lame. Quote Link to comment
shemale Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 wag magpaloko madami magaling nakakairita yun totoo ako sa iyo kahit alam mong hindi hehe! Quote Link to comment
Unwritten Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 It's gonna be alright.... Yeah right! Quote Link to comment
mitchiko0 Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Bibili ng sabon...Pabalik na ako...papunta na....Naglalaba lang ako... Quote Link to comment
r35gtr Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Dear I am 5 minutes away (pero naliligo pa lang) Quote Link to comment
Guest 💋💋 Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Nakalimutan na kita.. Wala na ko pakielam sayo..Di na kita mahal.. :-/ :-/ Quote Link to comment
HITMAN21177 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 mahal na mahal kita at di kita ipagpapalit kahit kanino Quote Link to comment
whatadrag Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 wala naman kaming ginagawang masama Quote Link to comment
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