ladyboy Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 wife: nagtetext at nagtatawagan na ba kayo ng kachat mo?husband: hindi ah,pagchat, chat lang. hanggang dun lang yun. naghahanap lang naman ako ng kausap eh while working.the truth is nagkita na pala yung husband and kachat nya nakantot na yun kachat haha! kawawang misis naloko na Quote Link to comment
kenichi15 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 after gf saw a semi naked pic of a sleeping girl on my cellphone me: di ko kilala yan babae na yan, dinownload ko lang.gf: ah okay. (girl is actually my fubu) Quote Link to comment
yf22raptor Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 the classic, may overtime kami Quote Link to comment
SaintPeter5858 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 I'll lvoe you forever no matter what happens Quote Link to comment
SaintPeter5858 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 hon nood tau sine, promise behave lang ako pagkatapos ng movie : hone sakit puson ko motmot tau Guys always do that of course. One step at a time kumbaga hehehe Quote Link to comment
BrightestStar Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Hihipuin ko lang. then after one hour nakapasok na hehehe Quote Link to comment
SaintPeter5858 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Papaaralin kita coz you're only 17. Eh nabuntis. "Umuwi ka na lang sa province mo". Eto yun 10k panggastos mo. Padala ako uli next time. Eh, last na pala yun hehehe Quote Link to comment
BrightestStar Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 after gf saw a semi naked pic of a sleeping girl on my cellphone me: di ko kilala yan babae na yan, dinownload ko lang.gf: ah okay. (girl is actually my fubu) That's a real lie na talaga. Buti kung MPA yun hehehe Quote Link to comment
Ms Take Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 I love you and I will take care of you like no one else would. Quote Link to comment
riceb0i Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 i only jack off while thinking of you Quote Link to comment
Guest nick fury Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 (edited) It was nice meeting you-to me, it's the polite way of saying "I don't wanna see you again" after the date. Edited October 25, 2011 by nick fury Quote Link to comment
kristen111 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 cenxa na bz lng..' Ang t0t0o she/he n0t interesteD to talk to u that tym!Lier! Quote Link to comment
futechyan Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 "meana" ( maya na) "low bat" "promise" ETO PINAKAMALUPIT..Narinig ko nat lahat...dinedeny ko pa rin sa sarili ko! ( ANG SAKIT!) "PINAGTATAWANAN KO LANG YUN, KA CAREER in pa?" Quote Link to comment
hilong_talilong Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 kis-kis ko lang hindi ko papasok... Quote Link to comment
madee Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 "Good night babe. Sleep na ko." When I was actually with some other guy, hehehe... Sorry babe, I don't get pissed off, I get even Quote Link to comment
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