sleekbabe Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 "ayokong masaktan ka... " Quote Link to comment
hotrod69ers Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 tagal ko ng walang sex.andbinata pa ko. Quote Link to comment
soloflight Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 ikaw lang tine table ko.tumigil ka na sa ganitong trabaho at kaya kitang buhayin.pananagutan kita pag nabuntis ka. Quote Link to comment
miguel.lallana Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 biggest lie ever = di ako sinungaling Quote Link to comment
Ja_07 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 1.) Andyan nah...lapit na ko....(pero ubod pa ng layo) 2.) Teka lang....tawagan kita mamaya...may ginagawa lang ako sa office....(nakikipaghuthutang dila lang naman sa mga tropa) 3.) Paxenxa na Sir....Di ko alam na one - way pala...(subalit may nakalagay na signage at nakita niya...kala nya walang manghuhuli) 4.) Ikaw ang pinakamabait kong naging customer...(pagkatapos bigyan ng tip) 5.) ako may GF...wala noh...ikaw...cguro...baka may magalit... 6.) Tao lang...nagkakamali din... 7.) iputok ko na sa loob.. ako na bahala...papanagutan ko naman eh... 8.) tandaan mo...hindi kita kawalan....(pero kinabukasan tamang habol) 9.) it's not u...it's me....ako ang may problema.. 10.) Ngayon lang ako nagkaganito dahil sayo... Quote Link to comment
miguel.lallana Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 on the way na ko! Quote Link to comment
peterforester Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Ang galing galing mo , sir. 3 times ako nag*** Quote Link to comment
miguel.lallana Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 goodjob ka kanina! Quote Link to comment
johncharles Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 biggest lie or loophole whatever you call it -- Q: "may boyfriend kna? mga nanliligaw?"A: "Wala akong Boyfriend" (asawa na pala) Quote Link to comment
baboyx Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I think its always the "ITS NOT YOU, ITS JUST ME" bullshit. ALWAYS. Quote Link to comment
maches Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Husband: Late na ako home kasi nandito mga bossing arami work sa offc. Then the wife found out that her husband nasa gimmikan lang pala. LIAR LIAR!!! Quote Link to comment
arochem Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 wife: nagtetext at nagtatawagan na ba kayo ng kachat mo?husband: hindi ah,pagchat, chat lang. hanggang dun lang yun. naghahanap lang naman ako ng kausap eh while working.the truth is nagkita na pala yung husband and kachat nya Quote Link to comment
johnhenrytan Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 That your love is forever Quote Link to comment
johnhenrytan Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I think its always the "ITS NOT YOU, ITS JUST ME" bullshit. ALWAYS. Hahahahahaha! Quote Link to comment
johnhenrytan Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 I enjoyed Really? Maybe if the person's integrity is questionable in the first place Quote Link to comment
johnhenrytan Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Ikaw ang 1st time ko. Oh yeah, if the guy tells it to the girl. I'm an exception obviously i'd be faithful=) Hahahahahahaha! Quote Link to comment
johnhenrytan Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 It's okay, I'm okay and everything will be okay-pag masakit ang nangyayari, shempre hindi yon okay. I may not be okay. I may be great. Or I may be devastated. Pero never just okay. Everything will be okay but it usually never is. Again, its either great or not. No gray areas. I respect your opinion; but I definitely disagree hehehe Quote Link to comment
khantan Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 Guy humihingi ng discount sa mpa: "Huwag kang mag alala, madali lang ako labasan." Quote Link to comment
MikeyArrovo Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 " sayo lang ako nalilibugan " Quote Link to comment
johnhenrytan Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Walang iwanan daw Guy humihingi ng discount sa mpa: "Huwag kang mag alala, madali lang ako labasan." Hahahaha! Quote Link to comment
johnhenrytan Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 she said I'm divorced nangaliwa lang pala in the meantime " i don't love you na" Why is it a big lie? Quote Link to comment
johnhenrytan Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 ..at eto pa.. "Last na talaga, pramis".. Uulitin pa pala hehehe Quote Link to comment
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