Will Y0u Still L0ve Me Even If....

[yee]

naku madali ka makikidnap nyan

 

 

 

 

 

if snatcher holdaper ako by night?

[saeed]

@iCandy: Did you know I founded Facebook? yes, that's true...believe me...and I made it for you....

 

@yeehaa: at least, we will also have some fast cash to spend!!!

 

 

 

If I wear a wig? and take it off only at night, when I'm in bed with you? (perfect combo for the shaving secrets you have)

Edited February 5, 2017 by saeed

[iCandy]

As long as the wig doesn't look like Trump's, yes, I'll still love you.

 

(@saeed: oh, your name must be Mark Z! Too bad you're married with a kid, lol)

 

 

 

 

 

... I sleepwalk?

[B.C.]

Ill stay awake. So i can wake you up when you're sleepwalking.

 

 

 

Have an abnormal sleeping pattern?

[saeed]

@iCandy: come to me, baby, walk right this way...(got me on the Facebook, though...but, yeah, I founded that for you...and Mark Z is just my dummy, which is another secret I just shared with you.... )

 

 

 

I check all your social media posts, before you actually post them?

[iCandy]

@babychans: yes. You have an abnormal sleep pattern, I am abnormal. Match made in heaven!

@saeed: (why do I feel like I'm walking right into a trap? Haha)

 

OnT: yes. It's better to have another set of eyes check my pists for errors.

 

 

 

... I always make jokes about you?

[saeed]

As long as you don't include what we do under the sheets.... that would be fine by me...(don't tell them that we play rock, paper, scissors under the sheets, huh....)

 

 

 

I "review" what you wear, before we (or you and your friends) go out?

[B.C.]

I always made fun of myself,so thats ok.

 

 

I am so clingy I want you to report everything when I'm not with you.

[Queen Darkeinjel]

nope. sorry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...i may be too stubborn

[B.C.]

Well. You need some spanking baby.

 

 

 

 

I dont know what I'm saying sometimes?

[yee]

google translate natin

 

 

 

 

if inlove ako kay siri?

[B.C.]

You will never have siri. Ever. Hahaha

 

 

 

 

 

Lagi akong galit?

[iCandy]

@yeehaa: Who doesn't love Siri? It's ok, as long as it's not a threesome

 

@babychans: yes. I will be the one to calm you down

 

 

 

... I don't eat balut?

Edited February 5, 2017 by iCandy

[B.C.]

Ill eat your share. Tho I dont eat the freaking chick in it.

 

 

I smoke like a chimney?

[iCandy]

Yes. We are the chainsmokers!

 

 

 

 

 

... I only have black clothes?

[yee]

i love blacks

 

 

 

if my hair is smoother and shinier than yours?

[B.C.]

It's one of my favorite color. Tho I prefer gray more than black.

 

 

 

 

 

I have dirty finger/ toenails?

[yee]

mani pedi lang katapat nyan.

 

 

 

 

if lahat ng kuko ko..deds na?

[iCandy]

Yes. Then we'll have love revive them all

 

 

 

 

 

... I am allergic to your smell?

[saeed]

No one had the audacity to answer to your condition... and since I think I'm the smelly one here, so, yeah, no worries.

 

We have options: A laundry clip to pinch your nose with, and a promise to bathe every time, using your soap (or pet soap) so I'll smell like you (or your pet). Good enough?

 

 

 

I spend with reckless abandon today..and probably regret it the next day (since most are impractical binges), with constant bickering and bugging you, for not stopping me previously...

[iCandy]

Yes, but make sure you spent on me also, otherwise, I'd get mad at you for blaming me

 

 

 

 

 

... I stress eat?

[saeed]

As long as you (we) keep our weight in check (or at least pretend to do so), go ahead, pig out on those buffets, I'll gladly sympathize with your stress, and stress eat myself..

 

 

 

 

I (hide - a strong word) be discreet with some of my income from you, yet expects you to let me know about yours? believe me, it is for a good cause

[iCandy]

I'd trust you on that, but if I find a mistress somewhere.. naku! I'll take off real quick

 

 

 

 

 

... I cry because you're not with me?

[ADAM]

You would have to get over it because work moves me a lot.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even if I'm not as good as your Ex?

[yee]

you will never be...tseh di kita lab!

 

 

 

 

kahit na mas matagal ako maligo kesa sayo?