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thanks to your avatar I'm picturing phyllis quek saying this to my face

yeah dentists work wonders these days

as long as I don't have to call you mom

 

will you love me if I get drunk on spoiled milk?

 

i'll lock you up in the bathroom in case you have to go anytime.

 

will you still love me if i paint your toenails? :hypocritesmiley:

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You don't have to. I'm not into that anyway. :lol:

 

Will you still love me if I like chicharon bulaklak for dinner everyday?

 

wb-pls don't tell me that you apply merthiolate on your toenails first then finish it off with a colorless nail polish. :lol:

 

me likey chicharon bulaklak. basta hati tayo.

 

larry-describe spontaneous orgasms.

 

will you still love me i sleep lots during weekends?

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wb-pls don't tell me that you apply merthiolate on your toenails first then finish it off with a colorless nail polish. :lol:

 

me likey chicharon bulaklak. basta hati tayo.

 

larry-describe spontaneous orgasms.

 

will you still love me i sleep lots during weekends?

 

I'll "sleep a lot" with you too then. :lol: :evil: Can't guarantee you'll get a lot of rest though.

 

Will you still love me if I have E.D.? :P

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larry-describe spontaneous orgasms.

 

orgasms like farts = it hits you at any time, and there's not a damn thing in the world you can do to stop it.

 

Will you still love me if I like chicharon bulaklak for dinner everyday?

 

definitely

 

will you still love me if I literally have two left feet?

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