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Konti lang ito I swear.hehehe :hypocritesmiley:

 

 

"Have you ever . . ."

 

1) French kissed (tongued)?

2) been on a blind date?

3) had or given a hickey?

4) engaged in foreplay?

5) read a pornographic book or magazine?

6) masturbated to a picture?

7) sucked an MOS's (member of opposite sex) breasts or had your breasts sucked?

8) seen a pornographic movie?

9) gone coed skinny-dipping?

10) committed an act of exhibitionism (moon, streak, flash)?

11) masturbated?

12) purchased contraceptives?

13) engaged in foreplay for more than two hours consecutively?

14) been shopping inside a porn shop?

15) showered or bathed with an MOS?

16) shaved your pubic hair?

17) committed an act of voyeurism?

18) had sex with a virgin?

19) had sex in a car?

20) had sex outdoors?

21) experienced a lap dance?

22) gone to a strip club or porn house?

23) performed a strip tease for an MOS?

24) met with someone for sex only?

25) had sex non-stop for an hour?

26) interrupted a couple having sex?

27) jerked off or fingered by an MOS?

28) jerked off or fingered an MOS?

29) photographed a MOS naked?

30) been naked in photos taken by a MOS?

31) given oral sex to a MOS?

32) done 69?

33) had sex in three or more positions?

34) experimented sexually before puberty?

35) been caught masturbating?

36) masturbated with another person in the room?

37) watched another person masturbate?

38) watched another party have sex?

39) had sex in a public place?

40) had sex during menstruation?

41) gotten a woman pregnant, been pregnant?

42) (arranged, had) an abortion?

43) have a child or children?

44) had a V.D. test?

45) had a V.D.?

46) orgasmed three or more times in one night?

47) traveled over 100 miles just to get laid?

48) cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse?

49) picked up a stranger for sex?

50) had sex with a member that you've met on MTC?

51) had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 10 years or more?

52) had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 20 years or more?

53) put an inanimate object up your vagina or anus?

54) had anal sex?

55) had sex in front of a third party?

56) had an alcoholic drink?

57) been drunk?

58) used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance?

59) had an alcoholic blackout?

60) smoked tobacco?

61) smoked pot or hashish?

62) used LSD, PCP, heroin, or Mushrooms?

63) used cocaine?

64) used three or more recreational drugs in one night?

65) been arrested?

66) been convicted of a crime?

67) accepted money to remove any clothing?

68) gotten laid on the first date?

69) had a threesome?

70) had a foursome?

71) attended any of the orgy or swinger parties held by our members?

72) rimmed a partner?

73) Sought out a hooker?

74) engaged (used) a hooker or gigolo?

75) had sex with two MOSes at the same time?

76) had sex with two different people separately in a 24 hr period?

77) videotaped yourself having sex?

78) accepted money to perform a sexual act?

79) gave or received sex with a strap-on?

80) slept with a married MOS?

81) been engaged?

82) been married?

83) had sex with a friend of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse?

84) had sex with a relative of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse?

85) had sex with more than 10 different people in your life?

86) had sex with more than 30 different people in your life?

87) had sex with more than 50 different people in your life?

88) had sex with an unconscious person?

89) been propositioned by a homosexual?

90) accepted?

91) kissed a member of the SAME sex?

92) been masturbated by a member of the SAME sex?

93) been orally stimulated by a member of the SAME sex?

94) had sex with a member of the SAME sex?

95) lived in a threesome (sex with 2 others) for a month or more?

96) been involved in an orgy or swingers party?

97) engaged in bondage?

98) engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?

99) engaged in group (5 or more people) sex?

100) recommended MTC to another person?

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"Have you ever . . ."

1) French kissed (tongued)? yes

2) been on a blind date? no

3) had or given a hickey? yes

4) engaged in foreplay? yes

5) read a pornographic book or magazine? yes

6) masturbated to a picture? no

7) stinked an MOS's(member of the opposite sex) breasts or had your breasts stinked? yes

8) seen a pornographic movie? yes

9) gone coed skinny-dipping? no

10) committed an act of exhibitionism (moon, streak, flash)? no

11) masturbated? yes

12) purchased contraceptives? yes

13) engaged in foreplay for more than two hours consecutively? yes

14) been shopping inside a porn shop? no

15) showered or bathed with an MOS? yes

16) shaved your pubic hair? yes

17) committed an act of voyeurism? no

18) had sex with a virgin? ahh.. not sure if he's really a virgin :unsure: :lol:

19) had sex in a car? yes

20) had sex outdoors? yes

21) experienced a lap dance? no

22) gone to a strip club or porn house? no

23) performed a strip tease for an MOS? no

24) met with someone for sex only? yes

25) had sex non-stop for an hour? yes

26) interrupted a couple having sex? no

27) jerked off or fingered by an MOS? yes

28) jerked off or fingered an MOS? no

29) photographed a MOS naked? no

30) been naked in photos taken by a MOS? no

31) given oral sex to a MOS? yes

32) done 69? yes

33) had sex in three or more positions? yes

34) experimented sexually before puberty? no

35) been caught masturbating? no

36) masturbated with another person in the room? yes

37) watched another person masturbate? yes

38) watched another party have sex? no

39) had sex in a public place? yes

40) had sex during menstruation? yes.. once! :sick:

41) gotten a woman pregnant? NO!

42) (arranged, had) an abortion? no

43) have a child or children? yes

44) had a V.D. test? no

45) had a V.D.? no

46) orgasmed three or more times in one night? yes

47) traveled over 100 miles just to get laid? no

48) cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse? yes

49) picked up a stranger for sex? no

50) had sex with a member that you've met on MTC? yes

51) had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 10 years or more? no

52) had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 20 years or more? no

53) put an inanimate object up your anus? hell no!

54) had anal sex? no way!

55) had sex in front of a third party? no

56) had an alcoholic drink? yes

57) been drunk? yes

58) used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance? yes

59) had an alcoholic blackout? yes

60) smoked tobacco? no

61) smoked pot or hashish? no

62) used LSD, PCP, heroin, or Mushrooms? no

63) used cocaine? no

64) used three or more recreational drugs in one night? no

65) been arrested? no

66) been convicted of a crime? no

67) accepted money to remove any clothing? no

68) gotten laid on the first date? no

69) had a threesome? no

70) had a foursome? no

71) attended any of the orgy or swinger parties held by our members? no

72) rimmed a partner? yes

73) Sought out a hooker? no

74) engaged with a hooker or gigolo? no

75) had sex with two MOSes at the same time? no

76) had sex with two different people separately in a 24 hr period? no

77) videotaped yourself having sex? no

78) accepted money to perform a sexual act? no

79) gave or received sex with a strap-on? no

80) slept with a married MOS? yes

81) been engaged? yes

82) been married? yes

83) had sex with a friend of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse? no

84) had sex with a relative of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse? no

85) had sex with more than 10 different people in your life? no

86) had sex with more than 30 different people in your life? no

87) had sex with more than 50 different people in your life? no

88) had sex with an unconscious person? no

89) been propositioned by a homosexual? no

90) accepted? no

91) kissed a member of the SAME sex? yes

92) been masturbated by a member of the SAME sex? yes

93) been orally stimulated by a member of the SAME sex? yes

94) had sex with a member of the SAME sex? no

95) lived in a threesome (sex with 2 others) for a month or more? no

96) been involved in an orgy or swingers party? no

97) engaged in bondage? no

98) engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment? no

99) engaged in group (5 or more people) sex? no

100) recommended MTC to another person? yes

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1. Why are they called 'Hot Dogs' when they are not even dog meat?

2. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

3. Why is it called MENstruation?

4. If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?

5. What happens if you give a pig some bacon?

6. IF driving and drinking is against the law, why do all the bars have parking lots?

7. Who really did "let the dogs out "?

8. If "X" marks the spot...how come women have a "G" spot?

9. Where does the white go when snow melts?

10. Exactly where is the road less traveled?

 

 

 

bwahahahaha.. :P

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1. Why are they called 'Hot Dogs' when they are not even dog meat?

 

It is said that on June 3, 1903, Adolf Gehring was selling food at a ball game in St. Louis, Missouri. On this particular day, Adolf had a good day and sold out all his food and drinks. He went to a baker to buy some bread, but they had nothing left but some long dinner rolls which he bought. He then went to a butcher shop and bought all the sausages and wieners that the butcher had. With a portable wood stove, he cooked up the pork sausages and wieners and placed them in the rolls he had split. He started walking through the crowd offering his meat sandwiches as he called them. One man hollered at him, "Give me one of those damn hot dogs." The phrase caught on and everyone in the crowd was soon hollering for hot dogs."

2. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

Maybe for them.. its “love at first touch” :wub: :lol:

 

3. Why is it called MENstruation?

 

Because just like MEN.. we gotta get rid of it in our system.. :lol:

 

4. If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?

 

Double vision can be either monocular (seen with one eye) or binocular (seen with both eyes).

 

5. What happens if you give a pig some bacon?

 

It think he’s still gonna eat it.. :lol:

 

6. IF driving and drinking is against the law, why do all the bars have parking lots?

 

San mo gusting mag park pag nasa bar ka.. aber? :angry:

 

7. Who really did "let the dogs out "?

 

Snoop dog? :unsure:

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

8. If "X" marks the spot...how come women have a "G" spot?

 

The term "G-spot" was coined by Addiego in 1981. It is named after the German gynaecologist Ernst Gräfenberg who is claimed to have first hypothesized the existence of such an area in 1950. G-spot, is a small area in women behind the pubic bone, surrounding the urethra and accessible through the anterior wall of the vagina. It is putatively an erogenous zone that when stimulated leads to high levels of sexual arousal and powerful orgasms

 

9. Where does the white go when snow melts?

 

The white is the result of light reflected off frozen water molecules. The snow isn’t really white; it only appears white. When the snow melts, the crystals change form and become liquid.

10. Exactly where is the road less traveled?

 

The yellow brick road… :lol:

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Guest River

1. ano ang gusto mong unang hahalikan sa yo?

 

2. 5 men of mtc na gusto mong makasama sa orgy?

 

3. purefoods hotdog o pampanga longganisa?

 

4. Sinong gusto mong bumati sayo? Paano? Please demonstrate.

 

5. anong deodorant mo?

 

6. size ng bra mo?

 

7. if you'll be given a chance to know somonelse's secret, whos secret would that be? baket?

 

8. puro ka russ...aside from russ sino gusto mong humalik sa yo?

 

9. regular panty or thong? (ang lagi mong suot)

 

10. may in grown ka ba?

 

11. anong secret mo sa pagpapapayat?

 

12. (except russ) who do you wish you're with right now.

 

13. ano brand ng toothpaste mo?

 

14. sino nagturo sayo kumanta?

 

15. gawa ka ng ideal guy mo... features coming from mtc men (e.g. eyes- river nose-russ etc. etc.) buong buo ah...

 

16. magbigay ng 5 salita na naguumpisa sa mga letrang KAN...

 

:D

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1. ano ang gusto mong unang hahalikan sa yo?

 

Nape and back.. :rolleyes:

 

2. 5 men of mtc na gusto mong makasama sa orgy?

 

- dobermaxx

- river

- russ

- mondo

- dennis

 

orayt! :lol:

 

3. purefoods hotdog o pampanga longganisa?

 

longganisa..

 

4. Sinong gusto mong bumati sayo? Paano? Please demonstrate.

 

Kahit sino.. tas beso beso ever.. :D

 

5. anong deodorant mo?

 

Rexona :blink:

 

6. size ng bra mo?

 

Nek question please <_< :lol:

7. if you'll be given a chance to know somonelse's secret, whos secret would that be? baket?

 

Un mga malulupit na sekwet ni dennis.. nakakaintriga eh.. :evil:

 

8. puro ka russ...aside from russ sino gusto mong humalik sa yo?

 

C mondo :rolleyes:

 

9. regular panty or thong? (ang lagi mong suot)

Regular panties.. thongs.. depende sa attire at sa okasyon… :rolleyes:

 

10. may in grown ka ba?

Wla! :lol:

 

11. anong secret mo sa pagpapapayat?

Errr.. kumain ng kumain… :unsure:

 

12. (except russ) who do you wish you're with right now.

 

My son..

 

13. ano brand ng toothpaste mo?

 

Close up .. un kulay green..

 

14. sino nagturo sayo kumanta?

 

It runs in the family.. :D

 

15. gawa ka ng ideal guy mo... features coming from mtc men (e.g. eyes- river nose-russ etc. etc.) buong buo ah...

 

Pucha hirap naman.. di ko memorize mga features nyo! :lol:

 

16. magbigay ng 5 salita na naguumpisa sa mga letrang KAN...

 

- kanta

- kanto

- kandila

- kanduli

- kangkong

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Do you burp in front of guys?

Do you straighten your hair?

Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?

Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?

Would you leave the house without makeup on?

Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?

On a scale 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?

Are shoes your weakness?

on a scale of 1-10 how many times do you look in the mirror a day?

Would you rather go to a sports event or go shopping?

Would you rather go to a rock concert or prepare yourself for a party?

 

yan lang muna.. ulit..

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Marunong ka bang magluto nang sapin sapin?

nde po eh.. :unsure: pde bang iba na lang.. :P

 

Do you burp in front of guys? - yeah.. pro mahina.. :P

Do you straighten your hair? - no

Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy? - no

Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? - yes

Would you leave the house without makeup on? - yes

Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? - sometimes

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? - 1hr :D

Do you write a lot of mushy love poems? - before..

On a scale 1-10 how much do guys confuse you? - 9

Are shoes your weakness? - BIG TIME!

on a scale of 1-10 how many times do you look in the mirror a day? - 8

Would you rather go to a sports event or go shopping? - shopping :boo:

Would you rather go to a rock concert or prepare yourself for a party? - fartee! fartee!

 

yan lang muna.. ulit..

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1. Ano tagalog ng cellphone?

 

2. eh ng toothpaste?

 

3. kung may parte ako ng katawan na pwede kong ibigay sa yo..ano kukunin mo? bakit?

 

4. marunong ka bang gumiling ala sex bomb? nagawa mo na ba to ng nakahiga?

 

5. maingay ka ba sa kama?

 

6. ano ang favorite mong motel?

 

7. preferred condom? super thin or dotted?

 

8. kung magkaka baby boy ka ulit ano ipapangalan mo?

 

9. panay ang sabi mo ng patong (may paharap at patalikod pa) eh bat pag magkasama tayo ayaw mo naman pumatong?

 

10. question number 15 nung last post ko...hindi pwedeng walang sagot.. gawa ka ng ideal guy mo... features coming from mtc men (e.g. eyes- river nose-russ etc. etc.) buong buo ah...

 

11. ano meron si russ na wala ang iba at sya ang laging nababanggit dito?

 

12. pumili ka..sa ilalim ni golfer o sa ibabaw ni cyko?

 

13. ilang beses mo naiisip ang sex sa maghapon?

 

14. ano gamit mong cooking oil? panlaba?

 

15. alam mo ba na may multivitamins sa mercury drug? bakit mukhang ayaw mong uminom?

 

16. pag naliligo ka ano una mong sinasabon? gano ka katagal maligo?

 

17. may araw ba sa gabi?

 

18. what best describe yours? 3 adjectives.

 

19. Explain the effects of drought and budget deficit to our economy.

 

20. ano ang kulay ng brief ni superman?

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2. 5 men of mtc na gusto mong makasama sa orgy?

 

- dobermaxx

- river

- russ

- mondo

- dennis

 

orayt! :lol:

 

 

paki explain in vivid details kung ano ang gusto mong ginagawa sa yo ng bawat isa habang nasa orgy...habang kasama mo ang limang ito sa isang malaking kama. ^_^

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1. Ano tagalog ng cellphone?

 

Errrrr…. Pde bang tselpown na lang din.. :D

 

2. eh ng toothpaste?

 

Sabong pang-ipin :blink:

 

3. kung may parte ako ng katawan na pwede kong ibigay sa yo..ano kukunin mo? bakit?

 

Pde ba un ANO mo n lang. pra may toy ako sa bahay. :lol:

 

4. marunong ka bang gumiling ala sex bomb? nagawa mo na ba to ng nakahiga?

 

Nde. Matigas katawan ko at nde ako marunong sumayaw. :P

 

5. maingay ka ba sa kama?

 

Naghihilik ba kamo? Nde ah! :lol:

 

6. ano ang favorite mong motel?

 

Pasig.. rosal.. :D

7. preferred condom? super thin or dotted?

Trust… nde ko pa natry un mga dotted dotted. :lol:

 

8. kung magkaka baby boy ka ulit ano ipapangalan mo?

 

River :boo:

 

9. panay ang sabi mo ng patong (may paharap at patalikod pa) eh bat pag magkasama tayo ayaw mo naman pumatong?

 

Eh panu.. iba ung nakapatong sayo <_<

 

10. question number 15 nung last post ko...hindi pwedeng walang sagot.. gawa ka ng ideal guy mo... features coming from mtc men (e.g. eyes- river nose-russ etc. etc.) buong buo ah...

 

Skin – dobermaxx

Height – russ

Eyes – mondo

Nose – river

 

Wla na kong maisip… :lol:

 

11. ano meron si russ na wala ang iba at sya ang laging nababanggit dito?

Ewan ko ba. Dapat ang title ng hotseat… Sweetie and Russ :blink:

 

12. pumili ka..sa ilalim ni golfer o sa ibabaw ni cyko?

Sa ilalim ni Golfer na lang… ampft! :lol:

 

13. ilang beses mo naiisip ang sex sa maghapon?

Errrrr…. Ilang minuto ba meron sa isang oras?

 

14. ano gamit mong cooking oil? panlaba?

Oil- ewan ko c papa bumipili eh. Panlaba – ariel

 

15. alam mo ba na may multivitamins sa mercury drug? bakit mukhang ayaw mong uminom?

 

Umiinom ako no! More energy mas happy!

16. pag naliligo ka ano una mong sinasabon? gano ka katagal maligo?

 

Buhok syempre. Depende yan.. pro un normal mga 30 mins lang.

 

17. may araw ba sa gabi?

 

Wla!

 

18. what best describe yours? 3 adjectives.

Anung mine? :blink:

 

19. Explain the effects of drought and budget deficit to our economy.

 

Kelangan kong magbaon ng lunch araw araw. <_<

 

20. ano ang kulay ng brief ni superman?

 

Nde ba red? :blink:

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didn't know you were at the hotseat.. :lol:

 

it seems that a lot have ask you questions.. :)

 

I don't know if it has been asked or what..

 

anyway here goes..

 

What do you look for in a friend?

 

What would you do for love?

 

What do you recomend for a person who is in love?

 

What do you do to a person who fall out of love?

 

Have you fallen out of love before? Why?

 

What do you have to say to a heart breaker?

 

What do you recommend to a person who is mending a broken heart?

 

:) that's it for now

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What do you look for in a friend?

 

- anythin that we jive

 

What would you do for love?

 

- anythin

 

What do you recomend for a person who is in love?

 

- keep it real

 

What do you do to a person who fall out of love?

 

- ask what happened

 

Have you fallen out of love before? Why?

 

- yeah. tired of doin the same thing for 4 years.

 

What do you have to say to a heart breaker?

 

- hope ur heart breaks too.. then.. u'll see..

 

What do you recommend to a person who is mending a broken heart?

 

- move on. there are so many things to be happy in this world. dont juz dwell on one heartache.

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ngaun lang po me post sa hot seat....

 

tanong lang po me ah ...if ok...hhehhe

 

* Name?

* Age?

* YM and Friendster I.D?

* Likes and Dislikes mo sa isang lalaki?

* Where mo gusto pasyal if you were in a date?

* U drink/smoke?

* Is Beauty matters for you?

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ngaun lang po me post sa hot seat....

 

tanong lang po me ah ...if ok...hhehhe

 

* Name?

 

- sweetie

 

* Age?

 

- 27

* YM and Friendster I.D?

 

- im not tellin u :P

 

* Likes and Dislikes mo sa isang lalaki?

 

likes - cool, funny

dislikes - liars, presko, assuming, manyak

 

* Where mo gusto pasyal if you were in a date?

 

- Bora

 

* U drink/smoke?

 

- Yes

 

* Is Beauty matters for you?

 

- yeah

 

 

spit or swallow

 

 

WLA! :sick:

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lekat ka.. gang dito ba naman! :lol:

panu ko sasabay sau eh di mo pinafax sa kin un pinangako mong mrt tiket.. <_<

 

tska.. lam mo ba na nakasabay kita sa bus sa may times..

suplado ka pala sa personal..:lol:

AAAAaaaahahahah ...Suplado ba ako Sweatie?? =)) ... Bat di mo ako binate?? Malabo lanbg mata ko kaya di kita makita =)) AAAAAAAahahahahah mag kapit bahay lang nga tayo eh .... gusto mo Figaro's tayo??AAAAAaaahahahahahahaha

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sissy pawisan ka na ba?? :P konti lang to sis mild lang naman poh :evil:

 

 

 

sino bf mo dito sa mtc??

 

naka ilang ??? na kau??

 

foreplay or actual penetration??

 

fave position during lovemaking??

 

sexual fantasy mo??

 

anong size ng tootoot ng guy ang dream mo matikman??

 

gaano kadalas ang minsan??

 

are u moaner or yeller??

 

nakakailang rounds ka sa magdamag??

 

ano iniisip mong gawin pag "H" ka??

 

are you shaved or not??

 

fave color ng undies??

 

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eto muna sa ngaun sis isip pa ako ng medyo mas hulsome pa dito :evil:

 

mwuaahss :*

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