malthus Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 ...she wouldnt let me put it in her butt. Quote Link to comment
wOwShakes Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 kasi.. nakakapagod xa'ng mahalin.. kahit pinipilit kong maging matatag at lumaban Quote Link to comment
Intuition Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 1st = it started because she liked me and i thought it was convenient. later on, i found her personality dry and lifeless. i broke up with her so i can have SEB (my first). later in life, i realized my first ex was great in bed and one of the best kissers i ever had. 2nd = she was 15, i was 18, we met once a week for 30 mins and for her fun means calling names to each other. childish girl + no sex = not worth it. 3rd = she liked me, i thought it was convenient. later i discovered were not having sex and i dont find her attactive enough to warrant seeing her everyday. no sex + no attraction = on to the next! 4th = fell in love thru txt *lol* such a charming girl ... only to find out she was really a 40 year old woman after 6 months of talking and sop. we met, had sex (my first MILF) ... it was all good, but we possibly couldnt be together. aside from looking too different, she is pretty prominent. the best part here is that i developed a taste for MILFs *lol* 5th = the first girl i fell in love with. very beautiful, very charming, fluent with english. she doesnt want to be on top, it became an issue... we fought ... another girl was serving herself to me, had it with her add that with an issue of an unresolved internet romance springing back ... i made the mistake of being honest and told her, she couldnt forgive me ... she f#&ked me till she found another guy, after which she broke up with me and i was devastated. i was chemically addicted to this woman. it was hard moving on. 6th = a prof who had a crush on me. it was convenient. later, i noticed how negative i have become since being with her and started the missing the guy i was with my last ex. my mistake was turning a fubu relationship into a bf-gf thing... she did love me so much that it lasted 1 year, while i was sleeping around left and right (of course she never found out and it wasnt that often anyway). i broke up with her and the freedom was amazing. 7th = a girl i found ugly but because of her intelligence, class and ability to speak fluent english, i found myself inlove with her. she wasnt chinese, or anywhere near it, and my family couldnt accept that id end up with someone who looked like her. it had to end. she ddnt want to have sex with me... so when we broke up, i was really happy releasing my semen on women rather than my lap *lol* i did miss her personality though. -most terrible break up was no. 5 -most terrible relationship was no.6 -most kilig relationship was no. 5 -most intelligent relationship was no.7 -best kisser was no.1 -best f#&k was ... mmm... no.5 -woman i wanna f#&k again is no.1 -woman i wanna have a relationship again = NONE! Quote Link to comment
johannlucas Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Nahuli ko ang Girlfriend ko na may ka LIPS to LIPS..... na BABAE :cry: Quote Link to comment
queenamidala1972 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 he has a third party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
1badhabit Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 she found out girlfriend ko pala siya! :upside: Quote Link to comment
eva.marie Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 sex lang daw habol ko sa kanya. Quote Link to comment
lovejones Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 because i was such a big a-hole who was too scared to completely fall for someone Quote Link to comment
Palakol Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 i lied. don't we all. ...she wouldnt let me put it in her butt.... he wouldn't let me put it in his butt. :boo: haha Nahuli ko ang Girlfriend ko na may ka LIPS to LIPS..... na BABAE :cry: ... and that's... a bad thing? she found out girlfriend ko pala siya! :upside: :thumbsupsmiley: good one. because i was such a big a-hole who was too scared to completely fall for someoneamen, brother. Quote Link to comment
Guest simply_tinA Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Kc di q na xa kayang hintayin ayoq nang pinaghihintay aq sayang ang panahon ayoq mag-aksaya sa wala sayang todo 2 da max pa naman lav q sa kanya Kc di q na xa kayang hintayin ayoq nang pinaghihintay aq sayang ang panahon ayoq mag-aksaya sa wala sayang todo 2 da max pa naman lav q sa kanya. Quote Link to comment
formyeyesonly Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 because i love her very much and she loves "someone" (not me sympre) very much... Quote Link to comment
peterparker Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 pareho kaming may kasalanan.. Quote Link to comment
Miss Zelda Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 we broke up because ayaw ko na ng gulo! Quote Link to comment
Sheepshop Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Somebody likes me already. Quote Link to comment
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