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  1. Marriage is the beginning—the beginning of the family—and is a life-long commitment. It also provides an opportunity to grow in selflessness as you serve your wife and children. Marriage is more than a physical union; it is also a spiritual and emotional union. This union mirrors the one between God and His Church.

  2. PICK-UP LINES OF FAMOUS FILIPINOS
    Apolinario Mabini: Except for my legs, lahat sa akin, tumatayo.
    Gen. Gregorio Del Pilar: Sabi nila, mahusay raw akong mangabayo.
    Andres Bonifacio: Hindi lang cedula ang kaya kong punitin.
    Jose Rizal: Okay lang na ma-exile… basta sa puso mo.
    Juan Luna: Kapag kasama kita, mas nagiging makulay ang mundo ko.
    Amado V. Hernandez: Gusto mong makita ang aking ibong mandaragit?
    Mar Roxas: Magaling akong pumadyak.
    Ferdinand Marcos: Promise, hindi lang kamay na bakal ko ang matigas sa akin.
    Fidel V. Ramos: Hmmm, maliban sa bibig ko, saan ko pa kaya pwedeng ipasok ang tabakong ‘to?
    Manny Pacquiao: Tara, let’s go to the world and multiply. Want to know?
    Jose Ma. Sison: Blusa! Palda! Panty! Ibagsak!
    Efren “Bata” Reyes: Puwede ko bang ikiskis ‘tong tako ko sa tisa mo?
    Manny Villar: Basta ako, kaya ko ang double insertion!
    Bro. Mike Velarde: Dila ko pa lang, matigas na.
    Juan Ponce Enrile: Gusto mong maging happy?
    Rene Mariano, psychic: May future tayong dalawa.
    Noynoy Aquino: Alam mo, matagal-tagal ko na ring hindi napapaputok ‘tong baril ko.
    Gomburza: Familiar ka ba sa phrase na “thrice the fun?”

  3. Original List:
    >1. Handsome
    >2. Charming
    >3. Financially successful
    >4. A caring listener
    >5. Witty
    >6. In good shape
    >7. Dresses with style
    >8. Appreciates finer thing
    >9. Full of thoughtful surprises
    >10. An imaginative, romantic lover
    >
    >Revised List (age 32)
    >
    >1. Nice looking
    >2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
    >3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
    >4. Listens more than talks
    >5. Laughs at my jokes
    >6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
    >7. Owns at least one tie
    >8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
    >9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
    >10. Seeks romance at least once a week
    >
    >Revised List (age 42)
    >
    >1. Not too ugly
    >2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
    >3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
    >4. Nods head when I'm talking
    >5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
    >6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
    >7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
    >8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
    >9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
    >10. Shaves most weekends
    >
    >Revised List (age 52)
    >
    >1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
    >2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
    >3. Doesn't borrow money too often
    >4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
    >5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
    >6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
    >7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
    >8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
    >9. Remembers your name on occasion
    >10. Shaves some weekends
    >
    >Revised List (age 62)
    >
    >1. Doesn't scare small children
    >2. Remembers where bathroom is
    >3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
    >4. Only snores lightly when asleep
    >5. Remembers why he's laughing
    >6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
    >7. Usually wears some clothes
    >8. Likes soft foods
    >9. Remembers where he left his teeth
    >10. Remembers that it's the weekend
    >
    >Revised List (age 72)
    >
    >1. Breathing
    >2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

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