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  1. Thanks for the advise saer sunking, other than giving up the soda, is there anything else I can do to prevent UTI?

     

    you could take either buko juice, cranberry juice or drink sambong tea.

  2. hi.. i need some help.. everytym na nagsesex kame ng gf ko laging 1 round lng, kc pag 2nd round d na tumitigas c junior, laging ganito akala ko date dahl puyat o pagod lng,, is there something wrong w/ me? anong kylangan kong gawin or inumin para maka2nd round ako? tnxs in advance!
    There is also this thing with cows. It's called a new cow theory. It goes like this...PREFACE: THE NEW-COW THEORY If someone had asked me a year ago why I thought it was that men leave women and never come back, I would have said this: New Cow. New Cow is short for New-Cow theory, which is short for Old-Cow-New-Cow theory, which, of course, is short for the sad, sorry truth that men leave women and never come back because all they really want is New Cow. The New-Cow theory was not my theory, though I renamed it and refined it for my own purposes. The seed of the New-Cow theory was culled from an article on male behavior that caught my eye, partly because it appeared in a highly reputable newspaper and not in a self-help book with a twenty-three-word title, and partly too, I think, because of the timing, which was about nine months after Ray had left me for no apparent reason and right after I found out that his no apparent reason had had a name all along: New Cow. The New-Cow theory was based on several seminal studies cited in the article on the mating preferences of the male cow. First, a bull was presented with a cow. They mated. When the bull was presented with the same cow, to mate again, the bull wasn't interested. He wanted New Cow and this was Old Cow. At which point the same cow was brought in again, only this time the researchers disguised her slightly -- with a hat or a little dress. And again the bull refused to mate with her because he could tell that she wasn't New Cow. She was just Old Cow dressed as New Cow. Finally, realizing the bull couldn't be tricked visually, an ingenious ploy was implemented: The Old Cow was smeared with New-Cow scent. Smelling New Cow, the bull got up and crossed the barn to get a better look. But he was no fool. This wasn't New Cow. This was Old Cow incognito. Old Cow in sheep's clothing. Mutton dressed as lamb. If someone had asked me a year after Ray and I first met what I thought about why men leave women and never come back, I would have told them a lot of things to substantiate the New-Cow theory. Like how some male insects hold out a big wet, gooey ball of food to lure a prospective female, then take the uneaten portion with them after copulation to use to attract another prospective female. Or how the lag time between rats' erections can be significantly decreased when a new female is thrown into the cage. And how the males of most species will attempt to copulate with almost anything that even remotely resembles a female: a male turkey with a female turkey head; a male snake with a dead female snake until redirected to a live one; a male bonobo with a cardboard box or a pretty zookeeper's big rubber boots. Old Cows think they know everything about everything. Could that be the reason?
    What are the name of drugs that can be bought in local drugstore that can cure genital warts?
    Go to a dermatologist dude. They'll cauterize those darn things.
  3. first check your diet.

     

    dapat high fiber and increase your fluid intake. When I mean fluid, I mean water and juice. Not coke and beer.

     

    Kapag ganyang matigas ang dumi mo nagkakaroon ka ng fissures. You could check by wiping your assh*le with some tissue. If it has blood, it's caused by trauma.

     

    If all else fails you would need a prescription. You could get fibrosine it's over the counter naman.

  4. ang modus is hihintayin nila ang may dalang laptop na sumakay ng kotse. then susundan nila yung may dala ng laptop. pag nag park yun, wherever, kung kakain ba or kahit ano pa, pag nag park ayun diretso na. less than one minute nakuha na laptop mo kasi babasagin lang salamin e. babay na.

  5. Hey guys, di ko alam bakit di ako nagtatanong dito dati pa. Who's using linux and surfing via wifi? I've installed mandrake, mepis, and ubuntu on my laptop however none of them could support wifi surfing. Although sa totoo lang mas madaling magpatakbo ng hardware using linux. never had a problem looking for drivers. Sa windows nagkaproblem pa ako.

  6. The reason we're here is to tell people that investing in these types of "schemes" is very very risky. Maybe a few interjections every now and then would convince people not to place their money in things which could vanish into thin air. They don't get receipts, or any other proof of the transaction aside from the ones in the net.

    Sino hahabulin mo just in case na mawala?

     

    learning experience to. At least ang maganda dyan, the next time something like this comes along, pwede mo nang banggitin na "baka pareho lang yan ng multitel or francswiss".

  7. Ugali talaga ng tao o. Alam nilang scam to so para mabilis mabalik ang pera sa kanila mag rerecruit sila ng iba kahit alam nilang scam to. syempre since nakaka recruit babalik nga agad ang "investment" nila. ang kawawa yung mga hinila nila. you thrive on people's greed. I think dapat hulihin ang mga kumita dito e. para matuto mga tao na wag maniwala sa mga ganitong scam

  8. I wanna hear from people na nagtatanggol dito dati. The fact that its a scam is so obvious. Problem is filipinos always become victims in this situation because being in a third world country we're prone to people who think and know we want quick-rich schemes. dami tuloy nabibiktima. ang sama dito yung ibang tao naghanap pa ng karamay. kasi may 10% na commission for every referral ba naman dumami tuloy lalo ang naapektuhan.

  9. i know people who invested here. now that their website is down they don't know what to do. they're hoping that they'll still get at least the amount they "invested". haaay pinoy talaga.

     

    Please remember that there is no such thing as "easy money". Business tycoons have said that over and over again. I think wala na tong francswiss na to. nakuha na nung nag start ang bulk ng money kaya tinigil na nya.

  10. Credit Cards are for suckers.....

     

    Why would you say that??? You could get a credit limit amounting to the total amount available on your credit card and it's available to you at 0% interest for up to 84 days!!! I've been using credit cards and i know that some people tend to think that having one is like a free pass do spending as much as you can.

     

    With a credit card you could join 0% promos, get points which you could trade for other things and, if ever, someone ever gets admitted sa hospital, just show them your credit card and no questions will be asked.

  11. Linux on CD rom. dami dyan. Knoppix is the first one that comes to mind. Google it. Or google Live CD. Also there's damn small linux, Ubuntu, Mepis. They all have live cd's. Damn small linux could even run on a pendrive. Sobrang bilis nga lang ang hirap medyo mag connect sa net.

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