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Dear

Pangarap ko malagay kong status message sa FB ko eh yung name mo.

I love you

Pussies? Guess I'm one of those.. hehe. Yeah I wear gloves cause I don't want kalyo on my fingers. :goatee:

just to confirm:

 

is it true that as an individual taxpayer, i can use yung mga receipts ng mga purchases ko na taxable para mapababa ang tax ko every year?

You need to have a single proprietorship business to be able to take advantage of this. Otherwise, nope.. you can't use it. You can only deduct your personal and additional (if you have a qualified dependent) exemptions to your Earnings.

Question lang... Kung ang minimum wage ay 382.00 na, then we follow the computation sa table nila at ang exemption ay 50k lang, meron pa rin ikakaltas na around 8k/year. ang labo naman! Sana 2009 na lang ang implementation para wala masyado adjustment for 2008. Wrong timing kasi mid year na tsaka implement

 

Kainis pa yung ibang nagtatanong... Sasabihin pa na pinublish na sa dyaryo at papakita pa yung picture ni madam gloria na pumipirma. kaya dapat wala na kaltas. Minsan mahirap paliwanagan pero nakakatawa lang din naman sila. hehehe...

Wala pong adjustment kasi effective July 6 sha. Ang annualize computation example nandun sa draft ng implementing guidelines. Bale as is ang tax from Jan-June kaya we don't have to recompute.

sorry sir sobrang newbie ako sa taxation when it comes to business.

1. how does witholding tax work?

2. how much percent ang kaltas sa rent na binabayad nila sa akin? how do i remit the witholding tax?

3. is that the only tax i have to pay? what about income tax?

4. so if my headquarters is my home which my mom is renting (she's the one in the leasecontract) then i can execute affidavit of no rent?

 

sorry bro ang daming tanong. I just want to start out my business on the right foot and everything to be legal.

by the way, if i need someone to maintain my books do you offer such services? simple lang naman accounting ng business ko. rent income, transpo expense, salaries ng helper, repairs, acquisition of new machines. interest payments, loan acquisition, depreciation expense. Puro basic bro. I can do it in the long run pero i just need someone to teach me during the first few months or so until i can get the hang of it. Then come january, do you also certify books?

1. withholding tax - problema to ng nagbabayad sa yo, hindi ikaw

2. 5% (on net of VAT amount) ..yun nagkaltas po ang magreremit nun, hindi ikaw :thumbsupsmiley:

3. hindi nga ikaw ang magbabayad neto.. income tax lang ang babayaran mo.. deadline April 15.. tska VAT if you're VAT Registered

4. di wala ka lang Rent Expense

Kung wala ka pang nakuhang accountant, I can refer someone.

^Draft pa din ang meron ako.. effective July 6, 2008.. though usually yun draft yun na rin ang naiimplement eh. If you need a copy, pm me your email and I'll send you. 50k na ang personal exemption regardless kung single, head of the family or married. 25k for each qualified dependent.

Government t-bills is the safest. Ang alam ko they are issuing now eh.. try mo mag-ask around.

The interest depends on the principal amount and maturity date.

... stop fooling yourselves ..... work on it ... you can do it

Hehe.. agree with this. Pakatutuo na lang kasi. At hindi naman porke, hindi mataba, skinny na. Sus. Dun lang tayo sa tamang katawan.. yun tama lang.

Discipline lang talaga. :goatee:

^Sabi nila, it's the biggest nga daw, though sa Alabang at Pasay Road pa lang naman na-try ko kaya I cannot really claim that I know. hehe. :upside:

If you love dancing, try their aero classes every Tuesday (630am and 8am), Thursday (12:15pm) and Saturday (830am). :thumbsupsmiley:

Drink Prune Juice everyday. It really works. Healthy pa at nakakaganda ng skin.

Life is too short to waste on hating. Kaya those people who are full of hatred (duh?! pati ba valentines day i-hate?!).. I regard them as losers. :hypocritesmiley: :thumbsdownsmiley:

Tried it out before. Cheaper than the others, but this pretty much can be seen with the equipment.

Madami na pong bagong equipments. Besides, ang alam ko, mas importante yun free weights di ba? Yun equipments di naman gano ang effect nun sa katawan.

well... bakit sobrang lagi madaming tao sa slimmers... lagi puno.. ung 1 hr workout nagiging 2 hours kasi i have to wait in turn pa! nawawala ung intensity ng workout. i workout sa may pasay, ung katabi ng dusit. anong oras kaya pinakakonti nagwoworkout sa pasay? lagi queueing eh! hasel!

Agahan mo po.. ako 6am nasa gym na ako, walang kaagaw promise!

Mang Joe, ang alam ko pwede itransfer once yun membership.. kaya lang dapat bago pa lang kuha.. hehehe. Speaking of Slimmer's Alabang, sa Festival Mall (tabi ng Seattle's Best, yun dating Sphere's Gym) na sila ngayon.. mas okey actually.. mas maluwag kesa noong nasa may RCBC (beside Abenson) pa sila. Rockybrawler, I'm sure mang joe's mom bought it at a much lower price "long time ago".. nagamit niya na.. so kung bibilhin ng SW yun ng 15k.. aba, di na sha lugi nun.

Yun lifetime, depende kung exclusive tsaka non-exclusive. Mas mura yun exclusive (sa isang branch ka lang pwede).

^Very good point bizman. :thumbsupsmiley:

I do get jealous too, but in most instances, I just keep it to myself. And I don't get jealous on girls who likes him. I get jealous when he would talk about a girl as if he is so fond of her. Otherwise, I'm cool.. I don't even touch his cellphone nor ask who called or text him. I trust him kse. :goatee:

Well, if he still wants to continue our relationship and he's regretful naman, I think I would. Tao naman kse yun inibig ko, hindi lang sha perfect.. ako din naman hindi perfect.

---A more subtle warning sign includes references to “unbearable” feelings. Expressions of

hopelessness should also be seen as red flags. Studies have found that hopelessness is a

strong predictor of suicide.

-Self–loathing, self-hatred

Expressing feelings of worthlessness, guilt, shame, and self-hatred. Feeling like a burden

(“Everyone would be better off without me”).

Sometimes I feel this ha. Like I would wish sana when I sleep di na ko magising or sana mabangga ako pag sobrang depressed na ko (pero kahit mabilis takbo ng car ko, umiiwas pa rin ako sa babangga sa kin no). Ayun, suicide never entered my mind talaga. Ayoko nga mapuntang hell. :hypocritesmiley:

anything we can take na ndi kelangan ng perscription?

sex :hypocritesmiley:

Yup. Insecured mga ganitong klaseng lalake. Kahit siraulo pa yun babae, he's aware na mas mahina sa kanya yun at walang laban kaya hindi nya dapat pagbuhatan ng kamay. Astig tagalog na tagalog.

Well, pwera na lang kung binubugbog na sha ng babae at mas malakas pa yun babae sa kanya. :goatee:

May I remind people that this thread talks about WOMEN TO AVOID.

We are not here to debate or defend those types.

It is a matter of preference.

Well, works both ways dude. There is also a similar thread na about men naman pero dami ding mga men na nagpost dun para mang-insult ng mga women. At least dito, nageexplain ng maayos ang mga girls at hindi nang-iinsulto.

Thug, as I've said kanya-kanyang swerte lang talaga yan. Ako ng mag-umpisa kme ni hubby, di hamak na mas malaki ang kita ko kesa sa kanya pero sha pa din ang nasusunod sa min, ayoko shang bastusin na manlalalake ako o utus-utusan ko na lang sha dahil minamahal ko at nirerespeto ko naman sha.

I guess it all boils down to respect din kse. Kung wala naman din kseng respeto sa isang relationship, might as well end it na lang. Kaya yun sinasabi mong pag malaki ang kita ng lalake, tama lang na maski mambabae sha di dapat magreklamo yun babae.. I believe bastusan na yun pag ganun na.. siguro ang kailangan nung lalake ay manikang babae lang.. hindi gf/asawa. :hypocritesmiley: (or okey lang manlalake ang babae kung mas malaki kita nya sa lalake).. sa kin kahit sino pang pakshet ang kumikita ng mas malaki.. dapat bigayan pa rin at walang bastusan para mas healthy ang relationship.

pero kung mas malaki ang kinikita ng babae sa akin, at sagot nya parati ang gastusin namin... ako din ang susunod sa babae.. kahit manlalake sya sige ok lang sa akin..

Okey naman pala eh.. seems fair and square to me.

Kaso mas madami pa din lalake ang maangas. Kahit mas malaki kita ng babae, gusto sha pa din ang nasusunod kse sha pa rin daw ang nakapantalon sa bahay. Siguro, kanya-kanyang swerte na lang yan. Kahit naman you put your own rules, but when you fall, you tend to forget the rules you've set.. you try to compromise.. kse nga mahal mo na. :hypocritesmiley:

Thug, madami umaway sa yo? Kasali ba ako dun?

Kindly read my post again.. maybe you failed to understand my post. :hypocritesmiley:

I just had the result of my checkup, I have AIDS.

at yung mahilig makipag argue at di marunong mag apologize.. :thumbsdownsmiley:

I think you should qualify that. "Mahilig makipag-argue at di marunong mag-apologize maski nalaman nya ng mali ang views nya." Kse kaplastikan naman na magaapologize ka kung alam mong wala ka naman mali.

that is the reason why they are here trying to find a man, since they can't find elsewhere..

Oh. Naka-relate ka ba?

I'd like to avoid sexist....yung tipong kahit nasa relationship na kayo....may wall pa rin sya sa yo only because your a guy. In her mind, everything you do will always be not enough.

 

Parang dito sa MTC, kapag may mga thread na geared towards criticizing the female gender......binabara na agad yung mga posters na lalaki....instead of trying to be open-minded about it, some women here take it as a threat or try to become sarcasstic.....always finding a way para maging bida sila or para magmukhang biktima sila.....well ok we respect women....but there's a line between respect and being submissive......Oh yeah we do practice Chivalry.....but Spoiling isnt chivalry.....kaya sometimes hindi ka na rin magugulat kung bakit pinaglalaruan or hindi sineseryoso ng ibang lalake ang mga babae.....its not because they are men, its because your vulnerability is seated at the front row.

Being sexist is not really good, though I believe this practice is not monopolized by women. Please go to the other thread (about Men naman) and read Schizo's posts and Larry's. They're a good example of what you've just described. Oh and by the way, they are MEN. :hypocritesmiley:

I agree on your last statement though. :goatee: