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My limit would be 5 flat. I prefer not more than 5'9. I'm 5'5-1/2?

Generally, boys don't like it if their girl is too tall to their own.

National born Filipino.

Lagi ako may pasok. kahit xmas, new year. weekends

Do you love salted eggs? Itlog na pula?

1 full glass a day. The rest I get from coffee or some kind of drink.

I had a crush in high school. Walang pang moment na makapag usap kami kahit small talk.

Then the day came sa canteen, we were in the same line and as we near the cashier she asks "Lilibre mo ba ako?"

Sa dinami dami ng araw, ngayon pa na wala ako ni piso sa bulsa. Owpak!!

Nakakita ka lang ng unggoy ginaya mo naman.

Let go of the branch muna before reaching for the next, naktowa nemen.

1. Flying eraser on the face. What infuriated me was it wasn't me that was being aimed at. It was a classmate behind me. - Moral lesson: Learn to duck.

2. Teach your classmates. I was told to teach the lesson for the day. That was after our teacher misspelled a word then I made the correction but with "how stupid" at the end. I guess I wasn't the only one who heard it. - Moral lesson? Chocolate is sometimes spelled chocolait.

3. Bitin patiwarik with matching hambalos sa pwet. This time it wasn't me but I witnessed my teacher doing it to my classmate when I was in prep school. I love this teacher. She was a combination of sheep and wolf. The twins (yes may kakambal sya) was I guess really too much for her. Now ,that's ,what I call ,going to the FLIPside. Moral lesson: If your teacher suddenly turns into a hyena and is running towards you, don't drop dead man! use your feet demmit!

Bagoong, artem ken sili- Munggo

Suka- Sopas and Pansit

Asin at dinurog na sili- Hilaw na Manga preferably Indian mango... laway laway

Patis- Chicken Pastel

Toyo, Kamatis at Mantika (tsp)- tinapa with fried rice sa umaga.

Chili Cheese Ice Cream? Anyone?

When your gf asks you "Anong ginagawa mo?"

She's in front. I'm with my laptop while browsing the SPA Section in MTC.

oooooookwerd!

switch tab! switch tab! swich tab! shet!

So I guess it's a mirror then.

Can stand up against guys or beat the s@%t out of men. Give their honest opinions even if the talk will take out half of her friends but without the intention of doing so.

Can certainly live, function, be happy without me.

But needs me when I'm at her side.

Treats everyone as good as she treats me. And not exclusively good to myself.

Loves her family just as she loves mine.

Define soul.

If it's a one time mistake and I really, whole heartedly L-O-V-E her.

And if I don't give a damn that it's not my child. Don't give a damn whose the father, except if it's freddy krueger.

I'll accept her and marry her. On the condition that the second one's mine.

Hindi naman pwede odd-even scheme di ba.

Ano yan teh parang coding lang?

Mabuti pa ung keyboard. Mabuti pa celphone. Mabuti pa laptop mo.

Lahat sila type mo, ako hinde! Lintek!

I can't talk right now, I just woke up.

Sure. That can be arranged. Mauna ka muna huminto. I'll stop at the age of 45.

Even if I'm not that tall?

CHRIS ROCK k*ll THE MESSENGER!

I was laughing Non-Stop! that includes the smile.

Slick!

Now that's what I call humor!

Now let me give this a try. Again. Hi Mam FDL.

Took a personality type test. It said ESTJ. Read it. And I'd say its about 95% about me.

· Direct, objective, humorous and observant.

· Extroverts.

· Tend to enjoy talking and engaging others, but can oftentimes struggle with situations where there are no logical parameters to grab hold of, or where emotional self-expression is expected

· Tend to balance their sense of efficiency and eye for the bottom line with a playful sense of humor.

· Don't mind a good prank or tease now and then

· Often good with humorous and ironic remarks that develop a sense of camaraderie through (mock) competition and banter.

Jungian Cognitive function says........

They use their humor to laugh at the world, rather than getting frustrated with it, and to build rapport with others, rather than getting upset with them. Since they tend to use their humor as a tool to navigate their social relations (as opposed to it being a direct expression of their present mood), ESTJs can also often be counted on to break the ice or alleviate tensions in awkward situations. In their own way, they can often be very socially robust. In their minds, it is reasonable to expect that if someone is sitting on a better solution, he or she should speak up and push back a little and not just sit there holding their tongue.

Here is the link where I got my results.

http://www.celebritytypes.com/estj.php

Ndi ah. Takot lang sila madukutan.

Yep. I usually ignore that, but that doesn't mean ndi bumabaon sa akin ang ksweet-an mo.

Even if I smoke a pak of cig a day?

boisterous

Yes Magazine.

Buti pa ung nasagasaan mo ng kotse sinubukan mong irevive.

Ba't ako hit and run.

EFFORT.

Kung todo effort sa sex, your partner should at least see some effort in terms of love.

Kakabore ang sex kung walang effort, variety, exhilaration.

After sex and your sex affiliated hormones dissipates, love aspect kicks in, otherwise love kicks you in the ass instead of the usual cuddle afterwards.

Kapag walang effort sa love, YMMV.