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  1. MsDebauchery

    Remember when you had a sex life? No? Me neither

    1. Alex_Corvis

      Alex_Corvis

      Been a long time :)

    2. bok__askis

      bok__askis

      same here... but theres always an alternative :-)

    3. poohgeh23

      poohgeh23

      eto yata yung last mo.. "MsDebauchery

      who do you throat punch to make your period work around your sex life?

      Oct 20 2015 02:07 PM" hehe

  2. MsDebauchery

    who do you throat punch to make your period work around your sex life?

    1. Alex_Corvis

      Alex_Corvis

      Xochiquetzal - she's an Aztec goddess of Female Sexual Power. Good luck in pronouncing her name first though.

    2. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      lol great. Now my brain hurts

  3. MsDebauchery

    You know you're in the company of stupid when your eyes roll so far back it triggers a backflip.

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    2. Eddy Syet

      Eddy Syet

      I feel you. :D

    3. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      Because weed and shoes and books aren't free :)

    4. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      ps, I'm over it.

      You guys are amazing!

      Still waiting on those dick pics.

      xoxo

  4. MsDebauchery

    Happy No Bra Day, you pretty mammaries!

  5. MsDebauchery

    He's the legit kind of crazy. Where do I sign up?

  6. MsDebauchery

    Keep up.

  7. MsDebauchery

    Men. 50% clueless, 50% sleeping.

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      so that's why you take 2 hours on the s@%t throne!

    2. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      haha i always say, a guy's phone is filthy af. kung saan saan dinadala

    3. staringatdsun

      staringatdsun

      beg to disagree on the equation..but yes our phones do get to go places...

  8. MsDebauchery

    What a dick.

    1. sam_morris01

      sam_morris01

      Super liit ba?

    2. poohgeh23

      poohgeh23

      pwedeng oo pwede ring hindi?

       

  9. MsDebauchery

    Nothing says potty mouth like a little lipstick smudge.

    1. Redfordwhiteblue

      Redfordwhiteblue

      Goodmorning Ms Debauchery

       

  10. MsDebauchery

    You can not even imagine the plot twists I have in store for you.

  11. MsDebauchery

    "Smooth breeze, palm trees, sunny daze and purple haze"

  12. MsDebauchery

    "Smooth breeze, palm trees, sunny daze and purple haze"

  13. MsDebauchery

    "Smooth breeze, palm trees, sunny daze and purple haze"

  14. MsDebauchery

    getting rid of all the bad juju in your life and then realizing you're alone. plot twists.

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    2. Alex_Corvis

      Alex_Corvis

      hahahahaha. I'm speechless!

    3. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      I meant to say alone inside, but Misery is making me horny stupid.

       

      good morning!

    4. darksoulriver

      darksoulriver

      wow

  15. MsDebauchery

    Dirty feelings. And it's not even noon yet!

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    2. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      Exactly what office pantries are made for.

    3. darksoulriver

      darksoulriver

      and the story begins

       

    4. poohgeh23

      poohgeh23

      sometimes pantries design as hallway going to the toilet cubicle... and the story begins acndg to dark :)

       

  16. MsDebauchery

    Haven't been "excellent" at anything since 2nd grade. Thank you, MTC :P

  17. MsDebauchery

    I need to find myself a toking buddy that doesn't drive me insane.

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    2. Alex_Corvis

      Alex_Corvis

      what is a toking buddy? 0_0

    3. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      ^^^

      fuuuuck! I'm getting banned, aren't I? I didn't mean here :(

    4. Sir Galahad®

      Sir Galahad®

      Alex... somebody you smoke weed with hehe

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