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MsDebauchery

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  1. who do you throat punch to make your period work around your sex life?

  2. Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control!

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      especially if your pull out game is weak

  3. Who would you choose? the man of your dreams or man who makes ypur dreams come true

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      the man of your dreams ought to make your dreams come true

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  4. Let me be the one to help you maintain your sanity in this crazy world.

  5. You know you're in the company of stupid when your eyes roll so far back it triggers a backflip.

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      ps, I'm over it.

      You guys are amazing!

      Still waiting on those dick pics.

      xoxo

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  6. You know you're in the company of stupid when your eyes roll so far back it triggers a backflip.

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      Because weed and shoes and books aren't free :)

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  7. You know you're in the company of stupid when your eyes roll so far back it triggers a backflip.

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      con call with a jap dude and 2 Indian guys, so fuvk my life right

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  8. it's the simple ordinary everyday things that can make one inspired, change moods, or not give a f#&k. :)

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      f#&ks are too precious. always keep those to yourself ;)

  9. See you in March, Les Miserables! Tickets booked! :)

  10. yey! im going home na from work.. im not petite.. im curvy! years gone by.. so what you expect?? stay thin?? nah.. being curvy is now in!

  11. true that, sad reality, everyone has their own tastes and fetishes :)

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      ^^ amen! pick your sin and find someone willing to play

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  12. Men. 50% clueless, 50% sleeping.

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      haha i always say, a guy's phone is filthy af. kung saan saan dinadala

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  13. Men. 50% clueless, 50% sleeping.

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      so that's why you take 2 hours on the s@%t throne!

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  14. Busy busy busy... edi busy narin ako

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      Where'd all the unicorn puke go? Your room is dead :(

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  15. Thingking of changing my nick to "TheCraigslistGuy" hahahaha. Mien Gott!

  16. getting rid of all the bad juju in your life and then realizing you're alone. plot twists.

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      I meant to say alone inside, but Misery is making me horny stupid.

       

      good morning!

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  17. getting rid of all the bad juju in your life and then realizing you're alone. plot twists.

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      Well..I guess sometimes, you just have to f#&k her so she doesn't feel all empty "inside" :P

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  18. getting rid of all the bad juju in your life and then realizing you're alone. plot twists.

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      haha I just thought of a too-nasty for-the-front-page reply to that

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  19. Bakit kung sino pa nagpapahalaga, sya payung walang halaga...

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      Boring daw kasi kung walang irony :)

  20. Dirty feelings. And it's not even noon yet!

  21. I know my lifestyle is driving you crazy

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      But I can not see myself without you

  22. I need to find myself a toking buddy that doesn't drive me insane.

    1. MsDebauchery

      MsDebauchery

      ^^^

      fuuuuck! I'm getting banned, aren't I? I didn't mean here :(

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  23. I need to find myself a toking buddy that doesn't drive me insane.

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