Edmund Dantes

How can I give something back to the motherland when the system is going against me? Too much red tape, unclear rules, even the proper agency who has jurisdiction over the matter. Kaya ang dami di na lang bumabalik eh.

I have a new pen.... and someone gave me a tomato..... What does this mean?

(sing) kay tagal mo mang nawala.... babalik ka rin.... babalik ka rin.

Dahil uso ngayon ang pagiging Anti-Marcos, lahat na lang sa kanya natin isisi. Traffic papasok sa trabaho? Kasalanan yan ni Marcos. Talo si Pacquiao kay Mayweather? Si Marcos dahilan nyan. Niloko ka ng boyfriend mo? Sisihin mo si Marcos.

Sing this with me (sing) Oh we're half there... wohoooo livin on a prayer!"

Someone gave me a new pen, and l have an apple. What should I do?

The thing with this job is..... You are supposed to control and monitor every microscopic detail you can. And yet, one unknow factor which you can't control is gonna f#&k up one important experiment.

Yes its official! I do not have cancer! Pero mga hayop kayo, samang mental torture yun ha!

WHen taking a beating, stand up straight so you they beat you like a man. If you are on your knees facing the ground they will beat you like a dog.

(Sing) "Hindi sya totoo, maling mali po yun baka naman kasi akala mo lang yun"

Bakit down ang yahoo mail?

Making my exodus to manila until the whole situation here stabilizes. I finally had to heed the pleas of my family to come home. Sabi ko huwag na umasa ng pasalubong. Mineral water nga lang pahirapan na pagbili

Feeling like will smith in I am Legend right now

Many things nearly killed me. I can add an earthquake to that list. The rarest earthquake most people will encounter. Imagine what Ondoy is if instead of coming from the heavens, it came from underneath you. From 2AM to like 7AM the ground wont stop shaking. It slows down, but doesnt stop. Violent tremors now and then. I thought thursday was the worst, but last night made my entire life flash before my eyes. God be with us here in kumamoto.

6.5 magnitude earthquake last night, we are stil having afterschocks, and we are business as usual!

Worst natural disaster I had to endure! I survived floods and typhoons back home, but a serious earthquake is a different ball game. I am not talking seconds of sudden vibration. I am talking about sporadic tremors for hours. Until now we are still being rocked.

Algebra overload today, my head is gonna crack

I really wanna know which banana plantation facility is used to train NAIA immigration officers. Because apparently the DFA and BID recruits monkeys to man immigration booths.

Wooooooooohooooooooo Astig ang star wars! Pucha kung pwede lang ipostpone na lang sana yang lecheng MMFF na yan!

Suntukan na lang pag meron sa inyong nagspoil ng Star Wars: The Force Awakens! Loll

Donald Trump just went full retard. The republican party should expell this man because he is dead weight on their boat

Am I the only one who thinks Kylo Ren is the only badass character to look out for in this new star wars trilogy? He is just so cool, I wanna root for the dark side to succeed

Wawang charlie sheen nagkaHIV na tuloy. All that sex and drugs finally took a permanent toll on him. Hihilig kas sa mga pornostar

Charlie Sheen set to announce he has HIV? Tsk Idol pa naman ito nung binatilyo pa ako

Watch Alma Moreno's interview with Karen Davila! Anak ng tipang galungong o! Yan ang hirap pag di ka man lang nagbabasa basa