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Does LJ warms dinner just like in d story by sliding down in d handrails of the stairs? 😊

Its time for another Story about a GM and Thera na nagkatuluyan, para everyone here knows what to expect or have an idea what it's like... So, may GM na may nakilalang Thera sa Spa, talagang head-over-heals, truly madly deeply in-love si GM ke Thera (and her the same) and decided na seryosohin ito to the next level at inalok ng kasal... pumayag naman si Thera at ayun nga.. wedding bells... 🥳 So kasal, then honeymoon, umuwi sila sa modest 2-storey house ni GM, now husband, sa hulugang low-cost housing pero pundar naman... 😎 So Monday, pagkauwi ni Husband sa work, nagulat sya na dinatnan nya ang kanyang wife na umiiyak.. "o bakit? 🤔" tanong ni husband, "O hun, gusto ko maging perfect na wife sau pero eto nasunog ko ang ulam at kanin, huhuhu" 🥺 , syempre si husband kinonsole nya ang kanyang wife and end up making passionate love instead... 😊 Tuesday next day, umuwi si Husband sa parehong eksena, umiiyak si wife kc sunog ulit ang ulam at sinaing 🤪, at syempre kinomfort sya ni husband at nag-love making na lang sila for the rest of the night... at talaga naman, naulit pa ito ng Wednesday at Thursday, iyak si Thera wife kc sunog na naman ang nilutong rice at ulam... 🫣 Friday, pag-uwi ni husband, nagulat sya sa kanyang dinatnan na hindi umiiyak si wife 🧐 instead nag-iislide ito sa handrails ng hagdan, aakyat at umi-i-slide pababa... "Ano ang ginagawa mo?" tanong ni husband? "Eto, iniinit ko ang dinner mo 😍" sagot ni wife 🤣 🤣 🤣 Note: Before kinasal, may mga masugid na manliligaw si Thera na kilalang downvoter

Like @AD3 said, its very easy to say na "dont fall for a thera" in his case may charm naman talaga coz she is smart, pero in some cases, naka-fa-fall kc thoughtful and goofy... messages like "woke up like this" with matching picture pa na nakaligo na at nakaayos or "ei ingat ka ah kc Friday the 13th pala sa Sabado" 🤣

@AD3 wow! nag-level up ang seriousness ng usapan dito, Trophy for you bro... our hearts goes to you... which reminds me of a story.... pero next time na lang, para hindi masira ang moment 🥰

A GM Patient went to the doctor "Doc, I have an embarrassing sexual problem" 🥺 the doctor says "Ok, tell me about your sex life, so I will have an idea" 🧐 The GM says "Well, 1st thing in the morning, my wife and I have a quickie sex. Then I go to work and at breaktime my sexy secretary gives me a BJ under my desk, at lunchtime I go to the Spa to have ES with my fave thera, then after work I go to any MPs in Quezon Ave around 5 to 7 pm. Then coming home, after dinner my wife and I generally hit the bed early for a round of sex, sometimes two or three." 😞 "I see," says the doctor, "and what seems to be the problem?" 🧐 "Well," says the GM, "it hurts when I masturbate." 🤣🤣🤣

Thera - GM in a relationship, nag-aaway: Thera: Ayoko na ng ganito... gusto ko nang tapusin ang ating relasyon! 😠 GM: Huh?! Paano ang lahat-lahat ng mga binigay ko sa 'yo? 🙄😠 Thera: Oi! Hindi makapal ang aking mukha! Lahat ng binigay mo isosoli ko 😠 GM: Okay, umpisahan natin sa mga halik... 🤣