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  1. clandestinecuddles

    What's on your mind?Our drainage system is like the penis of a man who hasn't been laid for a while..... KONTING ULAN LANG BAHA AGAD!!! Madali ba magbaha sa inyo? If yes there must be something wrong with your PIPE!! :) :)

    1. Gambler_m

      Gambler_m

      good one :-)

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @casanovva thanks. hope your pipes are working fine.

    3. Gambler_m

      Gambler_m

      its working..fine? that is the question.. :-)

  2. clandestinecuddles

    When I think of you, I want to play.............................. Hampas Palayok or Tumbang Preso!!!

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    2. blacklantern

      blacklantern

      Why don't you get a trusted guy na puedeng fubu or one night stand and jam-bam-balooga the guy and get "memories" out of your system or come closer to an "im not affected anymore" feeling? Teka, i'm reconsidering this suggestion, baka mali.

    3. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Id rather get a toy.No need to complicate things.haha

    4. blacklantern

      blacklantern

      When i gave it a second thought, oo nga wag na lang hahaha. Yes, better get a toy na lang.

  3. clandestinecuddles

    Wishing you were here on my special day........

  4. clandestinecuddles

    Women are like streets after being drenched with rain.....they are both slippery and wet!!

    1. no foul

      no foul

      Hahaha not slippery when wet?

    2. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @no foul .Nope it's slippery and wet :)

    3. no foul

      no foul

      So its both.. Thats nice to hear.. :) slippery and then wet

  5. clandestinecuddles

    Women are smarter than men because men takes two heads to be able to outsmart us!!

  6. clandestinecuddles

    WOT..The only time im a WOMAN ON TOP is when im on top of a ladder cleaning the ceiling fan!!

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    2. j

      j

      :)
    3. Mango Man

      Mango Man

      LOL!!! :D

    4. PreventerWind

      PreventerWind

      Hahahah damnnn

  7. clandestinecuddles

    Yeah. Just joined a few weeks ago.

  8. clandestinecuddles

    Yes thats another way of saying it blacklantern

  9. clandestinecuddles

    You are welcome yesyesyo.But for SOP its a nonono lol.

  10. clandestinecuddles

    You left me just when I needed you most.:(

  11. clandestinecuddles

    You said you will not leave me. Where are you now? Sigh!

    1. DorkVader

      DorkVader

      Don't waste your time and emotions. Iyakan mo lang sandali then ERASE!

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