clandestinecuddles

'In this stormy and cuddly weather, I'd rather be wet than dry!!!!

No gift for partner? ORAL SEX is a great gift idea!!

Life is too short not to have an orgasm everyday!!

Hunting for that elusive Two Eggs!!!

Mabagyo lang panahon e jowa na ang hanap mo? Try mo din ang lugaw mainit at may itlog din yun!!!

Pwede ba? Hindi ako queso de bola na kinakain mo lang tuwing Pasko!!!

Ayoko ng lalaking may KAYA bangan. ok lang kahit laging MALI bog.

Having the big O is like having Alzheimers. I cant remember it!!

My SEXLIFEis like COVID-19. At first naka social distancing then naka quarantine now naka LOCKDOWN!!!! Its in a state of emergency. Worst nito mamamatay na !! :)

The Penis is like an Internet Connection Sometimes it's FAST so waiting is SHORT At times it's SLOW and waiting is LONG At times it takes forever to connect to reach the Big O.......... I mean ONLINE And when it's out you kinda MISS IT and if it goes ON after a long time without it hala click , pindot, press to the max hanggang mapuyat!!

It's been a year ago today, when I first joined MTC. After 1300 plus posts, penis chronicles, thoughts for the day , naughty stories other senseless stuff and a room of my own, Id say it was a helluva year and looking forward to more years of MTC!!! Thank you to all my MTC friends and those who drop by in the attic. You have made my stay in MTC a very sexciting, fruitful. pleasurable and delightful one. It has helped me cope up with the stress, problems and all the perplexi...

Its summertime!!! Its Tule time!!! Kayo, Tule na ba kayo? If not, may Libreng Tule sa Baranggay. Mag Register na

I'll just be a sampaguita to you and can never be your DAISY, nor will I be your BABE but just your lady.

SEX is just like COKE. It can be REGULAR, DIET or ZERO. It cums in 8oz. 12oz or LITRO!!! Pwede rin lagay sa Plastic. Ikaw, What COKE are you having nowadays ?

I'm feeling ecstatic. I'm glad of all the choices I made. No regrets. :0

Slippery, wet , howling; forceful, pounded and ravaged.... Wishing it was me and not the weather

I wish I had the courage and the guts to walk away and forget what we had. But I cant because I know you wont come after me , and I guess that's what will hurt the most.

You said you will not leave me. Where are you now? Sigh!

There's a SUCKER born every minute but SWALLOWERS are hard to find.

There are 3 sizes of condoms. SMALL, MEDIUM and LIAR!! Which one is your size?

I like his face........ I wanna sit on it!! lol

I miss you sooooo much that I broke the vibrator!!!

Soooo hot and wet!!!!! Grabe init then it rained

And I keep wondering who is holding your pototoy now hahaha

One day you will wake up and there's no more time to do what you've always wanted. DO IT NOW!! So come on honey LET'S TOO TOOT NOW!!