clandestinecuddles
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A dick a day keeps the vibrator away
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Oh wrong timing!! I have already taken off my bra and I dont want to go out anymore.
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Oh wrong timing!! I have already taken off my bra and I dont want to go out anymore.
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Mas masarap ang BAWAL!!!
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The key to a succesful relationship is to clear your internet history.
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Sex is like sleep, I don't get either as much as I want! Have you been getting both lately?
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Sex is like sleep, I don't get either as much as I want! Have you been getting both lately?
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Sex is like sleep, I don't get either as much as I want! Have you been getting both lately?
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The key to a succesful relationship is to clear your internet history.
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The key to a succesful relationship is to clear your internet history.
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A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste!!!!!!!!!
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i'm so bad and naughty that I DO it on the bed, in the car, in the kitchen, in the garage, Anywhere!!!! Posting in MTC is such an obsession!!
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i'm so bad and naughty that I DO it on the bed, in the car, in the kitchen, in the garage, Anywhere!!!! Posting in MTC is such an obsession!!
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It's not the size, it's how you use it.
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Every woman deserves a man who will text her even when he is playing. That's call of duty.
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Missing you so much that I want to hug my pillow and pretend its you
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Marriage...... FREE SEX which you have to pay heavily for.
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The vagina is like a tomb. Bury something in it and its either HEAVEN or HELL.
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The vagina is like a tomb. Bury something in it and its either HEAVEN or HELL.
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The vagina is like a tomb. Bury something in it and its either HEAVEN or HELL.
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I feel HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! Looks like it's gonna rain.
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What's on your mind?Our drainage system is like the penis of a man who hasn't been laid for a while..... KONTING ULAN LANG BAHA AGAD!!! Madali ba magbaha sa inyo? If yes there must be something wrong with your PIPE!!
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SEX is like CANDY CRUSH. Addicting, exciting,sweet, sometimes frustrating. You dont want to stop,you can do it anywhere and when you are dead somebody out there can give you life. You can even do it with friends!!
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SEX is like CANDY CRUSH. Addicting, exciting,sweet, sometimes frustrating. You dont want to stop,you can do it anywhere and when you are dead somebody out there can give you life. You can even do it with friends!!
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I wonder how it is freeing myself and letting go.........
