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  1. clandestinecuddles

    My SEXLIFEis like COVID-19. At first naka social distancing then naka quarantine now naka LOCKDOWN!!!! Its in a state of emergency. Worst nito mamamatay na !! :) :)

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      clandestinecuddles

      What do you mean :)

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  2. clandestinecuddles

    My sex life is like THE GAME OF THRONES. It has ended and I will surely miss it!!!

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      clandestinecuddles

      Theres always a sequel.....

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  3. clandestinecuddles

    My sex life is like my bank account. It needs to be updated or else magiging dormant !!!

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Yung CHECK IN account haha.

      Closed na yung SEB ins account :)

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  4. clandestinecuddles

    My sexlife is like my bank account........no deposits lately :)

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Haha. No.

      I twist their heads!!!

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  5. clandestinecuddles

    My sexlife is like my bank account........no deposits lately :)

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Well yes some women can twist men in her little fingers.

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  6. clandestinecuddles

    My sexlife is like my bank account........no deposits lately :)

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Haha. Some men dont have cars and yet can drive.........

      women crazy.

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  7. clandestinecuddles

    My sexlife is like my bank account........no deposits lately :)

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Thanks :) At least ang money generates interest. Men pag walang money doesnt generate interest at all.

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  8. clandestinecuddles

    My sexlife is like my bank account........no deposits lately :)

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Im waiting for the money not the guy haha

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  9. clandestinecuddles

    I may not be athletic, but i know how to play with balls :)

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Oh small hard balls :)

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  10. clandestinecuddles

    I may not be athletic, but i know how to play with balls :)

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      :)

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  11. clandestinecuddles

    I may not be athletic, but i know how to play with balls :)

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Haha. You may not like it. I play football and soccer!!!

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  12. clandestinecuddles

    WOT..The only time im a WOMAN ON TOP is when im on top of a ladder cleaning the ceiling fan!!

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Pwede din mag change ng bumbilya haha

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  13. clandestinecuddles

    Penis ka ba? Lagi ka na lang galit na galit sa akin!!!

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      It even charges like a bull :)

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  14. clandestinecuddles

    Penis ka ba? Lagi ka na lang galit na galit sa akin!!!

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Yes drooling pa nga.

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  15. clandestinecuddles

    Sex is like cooking Anybody can do it but only some can make it delicious!!!

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      True di ba?

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  16. clandestinecuddles

    Pwede ba? Hindi ako queso de bola na kinakain mo lang tuwing Pasko!!!

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Malamig na ang kanin:)

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  17. clandestinecuddles

    Some Relationships are like BJ's. Yung babae lang ang nagtratrabaho!!!

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      @papriv123 yun ang dapat!

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  18. clandestinecuddles

    Some Relationships are like BJ's. Yung babae lang ang nagtratrabaho!!!

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Ay naku Ms. Betty masakit sa panga haha

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  19. clandestinecuddles

    A Woman's place is on a man's face!!!

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Sino panget yung man o woman?

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  20. clandestinecuddles

    As of now MERALCO BILL na lang ang nagpapatirik sa mata ko!!!

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      tech_buff ano nagpapatirik sa mata mo haha

  21. clandestinecuddles

    My sex life is like the grave.......once a year na lang kung dalawin!!!!!

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Silver claw ows ikaw once a year? baka once a year mag abstain haha

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  22. clandestinecuddles

    Nasaan ka ng kailangan kita? Saan???? Tinanong ko sa pera ng mag kita kami :)

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Not anymore. Nilock ko na and swallowed the key para di na makawala

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  23. clandestinecuddles

    Nasaan ka ng kailangan kita? Saan???? Tinanong ko sa pera ng mag kita kami :)

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Wag na tampo. Bati na tayo haha

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  24. clandestinecuddles

    Ang isip ko ngayon ay parang pubic hair. Tangled at magulo!!! Haist

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Zeppy boy thanks . May kasabihan na BELIEVE and it shall happen. Gaganda ako bukas :)

       

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  25. clandestinecuddles

    Ang isip ko ngayon ay parang pubic hair. Tangled at magulo!!! Haist

    1. clandestinecuddles

      clandestinecuddles

      Yeah need to shave off the stressfull and depressing hairball para smooth ang lahat haha

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