Crassus

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 6663629."

Every time I click a Link, the page gave me this look. 500 = internal server error.. Why oh why. ....

Kanina gagala ako, my nag alok ng sex with a hot model daw. Ang kapalit lang daw non mag advertise ako ng isang bathroom cleaner dito sa Facebook.. shempre di ako pumayag. Mataas moral ko! Ano ako uto-uto? Sex lang yan malakas ang control ko! Kasing lakas ng DOMEX, the incredibly strong bathroom cleaner na talagang nakakalinis at nakakapatay ng germs at available pa yan in Lemon scent in 9.50 pesos nalang 30% discount.

4:20

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Its good to be friends with PSPs, because they are more the Real People I know than the Regular ones. And, Hindi naman ako GM. haha

Music Mode: SounDragon, Blue21: Blue Magic (Running Mix)

Business mode : ON

Blue Magic

Yung nag video call sakin at may pinapakita, OK sana kaso sobrang BLURRED/PIXELATED ang nakita ko, parang nanood ako ng LEGO MOVIE Porn Version.

Yung nag Video call sakin.

Road Bike - 19 Kms to Moa, 19 Kms Back. Total: 38 KMS.

Yung nakasayaw ko kagabi sa Guilly's Tomas Morato, namaga ang bibig ko, sakit mo kumagat! Bwahahahah!

What is the Best Spakol in the Philippines?

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

Ang BOOOORINGGGGG!!!

3 Girls visited my pad for 3 days in a row.

Business and Investments.... Arrgghhhh goin crazy... .

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

I’m never sure what to do with my eyes when I’m at the dentist. Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? Do I look at the ceiling? What’s the proper etiquette here?

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Road Bike

Watching: Trainwreck