JayZip

^ this. LOL!

jayzip and jayzip

crispy fried chicken or pork belly?

secretly. in the shower. LOL.

has a reindeer car

rektikano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PeQSq6KGR4

I think someone sent my soul to sleep.

if life gives you lemons, man, you juice it.

some pinoy soap star

all the time.

can operate a forklift

top to bottom.

best monetary investment you made?

Felt totally molested when someone squeezed my butt cheeks on the way out of the effin titty bar where I spent 14 bucks for 2 beers which lasted for a good 3 hours and 2 bucks for Ms. Ass-continental...on a Thursday afternoon. Yep, Mr. Cheapo that's what you get.

God damn you Sam Hofbrau - been a while my friend, felt like a newbie but f#&k I probably still got it.

"Negative growth".

Oh darn economics...

funny that teen babysitters act like adults so that parents can go out and act like teenagers.

Bruce got boobies.

I read somewhere in here that "real chicks have abs."

Honestly, all I care about tho are boobies and pu$$ie$. LOL.

im joining the anti social social club.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW6SkvErFEE

di pa din. apparently, the big ass gold chains and bandanna i wear to work is a crime deterrent.

same question

"No outfit is going to make you look good and feel good as a fit body. Buy less clothes and go to the gym more."

-Rick Owens

im fat. what to do? LOL

is currently "tied" to something or someone right now

nope

used a hand

relief for my pent up sarcasm LOL

what was the last photo you took?

ooh, its raining.

Welcome to bird s@%t city.

(I just stepped on a lot of poop this morning)