howarddeduct

Hindi ko napanood ang SMB-Powerade game. Sino ang nagtopscore? Naglaro ba si Chris Canta? O kumanta lang?

^Na naman?

Viva Mexico!

Cain wins!

against Abel

So it's going to be Margarita by decision.

Panalo lasenggo

Ano kaya ang meron si Rico Puno at hindi siya tinanggal ni Mr. President?

Kailangan ng mga Lasenggo ang young blood.

Bakit parang walang excitement sa laban ni Congressman?

Let's go, Cain!

Your royal baldness,

We've had enough of your love life kuno. The Pinoys would want naman news of your sex life.

Palitan na si Coach Jong! Ibalik si Siot.

Dallasboy, how do you rate Bomba Atomica as coach?

Ugly win by the Lasenggos.

Congressman, hinahanap ka ng constituents mo.

Your royal baldness Abnoy,

Thank you for granting amnesty to Idol Trillanes! May libreng pagupit na ko sa barbero ko!

Time to incarcerate GMA and the rest of the edsa 2 treasonous mob!

Release MC, JayJAY, please hindi na sila fast and the furious, mabagal na silang 2, past tense na po ang dapat itawag

They are the past and the injurious.

^Kailangan nila ang isang coach na chemist!

Tumba ang mga Lasenggo

Implement na natin ang k+12 na basex education.

Dear Abnoy,

Masyadong mababa ang ibinibigay na grado sa inyo dito. Huwag kayong magalala sapagkat lahat kami dito sa Mandaluyong ay nananatiling loyal sa inyo. We give you a grade of A as in Abnormal.

Mabuhay tayo!

Abloyally yours,

Howard

Lasenggos rout the Ere.

^Maraming oldies ang Lasenggo. Team for the aged ito.

Racela will retire after his 40th birthday.

Jong - Siot is the best combo in town!