sOin2you

Wag ipagsiksikan ang sarili sa taong ayaw sayo. Tandaan, hindi ka sardinas.

Close your eyes... Hug your pillow... And feel the emptiness... Wala kang lovelife! - Senyora Santibañez

He taught her how to live. She taught him how to live. - Me Before You

Pag ikaw pwedeng indefinite, pag ako hindi pwede? - This Time

Ano nauna, panahon ni Mahoma o panahon ni Kopong-kopong?

Asked why the girl always wear black. She replied, "Just in case you die."

A girl has no name

Friend: Tumaba ka? Me: Ineexperience ko lang para pag pumayat ako masasabi kong been there done that... Boom!

I-L-Y ... Inuuto Lang You ... Boom!

BF: Baby kain ka na. GF: Ikaw muna baby. BF: Ikaw muna... GF: Eh ikaw nga muna... BF: Bahala ka, hindi ako kakain hangga't di ka kumakain. GF: Sige ka, ako din... At pareho silang namatay dahil sa kalandian nilang taglay...

Hodor

If you're in a relationship and all you do is cry everyday, you need to stop and ask yourself, am I dating a human or an onion?

Pag ako nagselos, simple lang naman. Kakausapin ko lang yung pinagseselosan ko. Sabay bulong ng, "Distansya o Ambulansya?"

Pinaiyak mo sya tapos sasabihin mo, "Don't cry"? Eh kung barilin ka tapos sabihin sayo, "Don't die"?

Huwag mong iyakan ang taong nang-iwan sayo... Hindi pa sya patay, wag kang excited! (Boom!)

Good News! Nakuha kang model sa commercial ng sabon... Bad News! Ikaw yung germs... Boom!

Mayayaman ba yung mga taong may Sariling Mundo?

Mid day laughter when I saw this in FB... "I asked my heart why I can't sleep at night. Heart replied 'Because you slept in the afternoon. Don't act like you're in love.'"

Nagpatawa ng umaga ko... "Hipon ka na nga, ahas ka pa. Cross breed lang?"

No matter how many languages this world has, when a single teardrop falls, it speaks all the language this world has, even silence itself.

Ang dali mo mahalin, ang hirap mo naman i-unlove.

One day I'm gonna be in that one place I'd love to be, all the more better because I'll be holding your hand as I drink in the beautiful feeling and scenery that unfolded.

Mukhang Dora The Explorer ako bukas.

Partial and unofficial, parang tayo lang.

What do you do when making the person you love happy means breaking your own heart? - Me Before You