The Mail Box

[-wet-]

Dear Shungaker Friend,

 

Why are you so quick to be in love with dickheads? Tsk tsk tsk.. take it easy. I don't want to see you again crying and saying "binigay ko naman lahat sa kanya, tapos iniwan pa rin nya ako?" Haayy, kaya nga iniwan ka dahil binigay mo na lahat eh. Edi nakuha na nya ang lahat. Ano pa and natira na gugustuhin nya sa yo? You never learn.

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Sexy Ex,

 

I still miss the days with you.

Traveling, dating, eating, converse, your almost perfectly hand-tailored body, your face, your smile, your spaniard-like all over white skin, your enticing smell from head to toe, your yummy armpits, your lushly and perfect sized 36c twins, our smoochings, making out with you anywhere we both think possible, your one of a kind art of moaning, the way you whisper the words "Let's do it again...", what more can I ask for? Hella! I hope someday I meet a woman whose willing but not limited to wanting and accepting me, but to include in satisfying my lusty fantasies the way you do. You made me your slave... you're such a great bitch! Those were indeed great memories.

 

You know where you can reach me and your very aware that I can't resist you. This time, give me the chance in saying "Let's do it again.." Grr.. you really made me crazy.

[Viola]

Y,

 

Damn it, I love you.

 

S.

[Guest biancaanne]

Thank you for the constant reality checks, baby. Now we know what we both must do to make this relationship work. I'll allow you to influence me to take those steps you want me to take only if you learn how to be comfortable telling me how instead of letting me "feeling" my way through your reactions. I'll be a little more of a guy for you, while you can be more of a girl for me...

[Danielle]

Babe,

 

I know how difficult I've been the past days and it didn't help that my teammates were challenged to take me out from my conventional manner coupled with some fly trying to land on my skin plus a job that required me to be on the road ALL THE TIME.

 

I was silent the past couple of days because I've been consumed and exhausted by demands of my work, and the little time left are all directed to the attention needed by the kids. Your calls were unanswered, messages unreplied, and gestures unreciprocated because pressure's up to my head, making me a bubble about to burst.

 

With all these on my plate and in my mind, I want you to know that I still love you. Very much. And miss you like hell...

 

I love you.

 

D

[SamanthaJones]

My Noah,

 

You are the answer to every prayer I've offered. You are a song, a dream, a whisper … and I don't know how I could have lived without you for as long as I have.

 

Your Allie

[Guest Riveria]

I don’t know if you’re pushing me away or pulling me closer. I don’t know where I stand. I don’t know what you want from me or if you care at all.

[-wet-]

Girl na Walang Kadala-dala,

 

I told you... you just don't want to learn! Now what? Here you go again... masukista ka ba?

 

Boy na Matanda

[Danielle]

K,

 

Nasan ka ba? Paki assess naman ng sitwasyong ko.

 

D

[angel_by_day]

Hey,

 

I’m sorry.

 

Whatever respect I have, or had, for you has gone……pfffft.

 

You know the feeling when you see something so grand and breath-taking, that leaves you in awe?

A glorious sunset, perhaps. Or the wide expanse of an almost perfect beach in Bora. Or a fleet ofclouds atop a mountain range that give you a certain high.

 

You look just like that. In awe of what you see, and what seems to be in store.

 

You’ve come to the right place, after all; where everything free is just as good – women, booze a nd sex.

Or so they seem to be.

 

To others you may be living your life to the fullest.

 

To me, you seem just as lost.

 

Pity, how you would look back to life 10, 15 years hence, and would just come to this – a heap full of………never mind the word, you wouldn’t like it.

 

Regrets. They never show themselves up in the present. In the now.

 

I wish you well. Merry Christmas. Enjoy your ride.

 

Abd.

[SiLvErClAw]

ma'am

 

you know that most people here are rhytmically challenged...

 

why the heck did it have to be a musical?

 

 

me

[Guest biancaanne]

Dear Mom and Dad,

 

It's been two years since I last paid a visit, and the last time was again, because of a beach trip nearby. I can't help it but every single time I'm there, all I could do is cry and miss the two of you, remember how simple and fun life was back then, when you were alive.

 

I miss both of you all the more that the holidays are coming. I miss how everyone got along with everyone, no one arguing about who's fault is which. I miss that red shirt that Daddy used to wear when it was time for me and the cousins to open our gifts. I miss mommy's cooking, despite her already being in a wheelchair/crutches. I miss the house in Project 4 being so bright with that big Xmas tree and noisy with the younger cousins running in the hallway.

 

I'm sorry I turned out to be such a disappointment to you both. I know you raised me to be a refined lady who, on the other hand, is a free spirit. I guess the free spirit got to be too free...

 

I love you both so much. Thank you for being my second parents. Thank you for being the best part of my childhood...

 

Anne

[TheSmilingBandit]

You were very special to me 15 years ago, until now you are still very special to me. Thank you for helping make my life complete by being one of the best friends I could ever have.

[BallBreaker]

guys,

 

I know we used to do that before, but that Saturday night at Metrowalk was one worth remembering. Just us with our partners... who says that you can't have fun with your siblings? How fast time flies indeed, and my only regret is that I should've gone out with you more often in the past. That is one of those things I am going to miss when the two of you are gone... Kuya and I will try to keep the fire burning when you're gone.

 

Me

 

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Mandurukot,

 

you can keep the cash (ouch!) but please give me back all my ID's, licenses, atm cards and other stuff you wouldn't be able to use anyway.

 

if not, die! die! DIE!!!!

 

I already tortured you in my imagination, but I think it's still not enough.

 

me

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Baby,

 

Thank you for taking care of me especially now that I'm a poor mouse with frozen bank accounts and only ten bucks left on my purse. But that's a bit too much. Ilang araw lang ako mawawalan ng cash, hindi isang buwan. I guess that may have something to do with our discussion that morning. Yeah... you are taking care of me.

 

So, it's official... congratulations for going through one seafood filled pamamanhikan!

 

Me

 

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Brittany Murphy,

 

You made me laugh more than once with your muvees. It's all so sudden.

 

RIP

 

me

Edited December 21, 2009 by BallBreaker

[Guest Riveria]

Never in my wildest dreams did I ever believe this would ever happen. I never expected to fall so deeply in love so fast. It all started 2 weeks ago with your first message to me. I was just online trying to catch up with some friends and I had the pleasure of seeing your message in my mailbox. I wanted to wait a few days before calling you, but my heart had other plans. So I called you a few hours later and that was the beginning of this love affair to remember.

 

When you said you wanted me to be your wife how could I say no? Even though we live apart right now, I have faith that in due time this will all come to an end and we will be together forever. I love you more than words could ever show and I know you love me too. Like the saying goes, "Distance makes the heart grow fonder." Well, my heart has always and will continue to be quite fond of you. I love you more today than yesterday and I will love you more tomorrow than I did today!

[maldita_overload]

To Whom It May Concern:

 

I have been sitting here, very patiently, waiting for the day that you finally make yourself known to me. I have made some decisions which may have indirectly caused the delay of your coming into my life. Please know that they were made without the intention of causing said delay. I know that my existence is tied with yours. I know that destiny will dictate that we eventually spend the rest of our lives together. Do not, I beg of you, resent me for the choices I have made. I am, after all, human. Sometimes boredom gets the better of me. Sometimes I fail to think before I act. These are characteristics I possess that I intend to fully disclose. I do not want you to feel like anything about me should take you by surprise, negatively.

 

I have yet to put a face to you, but I see our future; and it fills me with hope. This drives me to keep at life, like a freshman on his first day of college; like a kid waking up on his birthday. Thoughts of you keep me alive.

 

Sometimes I wish that you would hurry up and run into my waiting arms, but I know that you will come in your own time. Eventually we will meet. Until then, I will keep forever in a colorfully wrapped box, for us to open together.

 

With much love,

Aya