shhhhhh Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 a vorfreude or a fuubutsushi ? Quote Link to comment
Guest Vesper_ Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Dear pain, please leave me alone. Thank you Quote Link to comment
private_1st Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 I'm only showing my undying love for Ponies. Quote Link to comment
Mzice Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Dear boyfriend, Â I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Â Sincerely, current girlfriend. Quote Link to comment
private_1st Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 My prescription insists that my dyslexia wrote me a girlfriend for dailysex but it says my doctor.    -fug russians. Quote Link to comment
shhhhhh Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 my mind is telling me: I lost it and I can never get it back but why do I still feel bad? even if i cry the whole night, it won't change a thing Quote Link to comment
private_1st Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Minister would say "Let us pray." Sounded like "Let a spray." Many Sunday's spent stifling giggles as a child. Quote Link to comment
DyosangLigaw Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) Cause we're young and we're reckless We'll take this way too far It'll leave you breathless Or with a nasty scar Got a long list of ex-lovers They'll tell you I'm insane But I got a blank space baby And I'll write your name Edited April 17, 2015 by DyosangLigaw Quote Link to comment
shhhhhh Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Sleep, where are you? Quote Link to comment
neville Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Isang araw na naman ang nalagas mula sa kalendaryo. Quote Link to comment
chipmaker Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 you, and all others before you, are exactly who you are: the flavor of the month. Quote Link to comment
private_1st Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 I hate passive aggressive people so much. Though l love confronting them face to face and watching them squirm. Quote Link to comment
WitMystery Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 What is it with the world today, when breakfast buffets don't serve bacon? Quote Link to comment
Narada Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 ...She sat by my left hip and draped her full-figured naked body over my equally naked self and proceeded to expertly lavish attention upon my dick with her warm mouth and lush lips.I languidly traced the fingers of my left hand over her back and enjoyed the feel of her mouth on me.She must've sensed though that I wanted to watch her face and gaze at her lips as she wrapped them around and swallowed my cock. So she shifted herself over me (while keeping me inside her) until she was lying on her tummy between my legs. I gently held her hair aside and enjoyed the view of my dick being sucked by an attractive woman. After another minute or so of this, I pulled her up over me so she can slide me up into her now lubed pussy.She took a few tentative strokes and adjusted herself to comfortably straddle me while I busied myself with kissing and fondling her ample breasts poised over me. I do not just zero in on the nipples, I also devote as much time kissing and running my lips over the rest of her impressive chest. I also like paying particular attention to the undersides of her boobs as that area where the boob gives way to her ribcage.I nuzzle my face in the depths of her cleavage while I take hold of her hips and tilt them so that my dickhead would be consistently hitting her g-spot, then I start swiftly thrusting upwards into her.Her moans and gasps peak in response to my movements and her face falls in between my neck and collarbone while I feel just a bit more juice around the area where my privates join into hers... Quote Link to comment
DyosangLigaw Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 How many times can we try to answer the same question? And how many versions and iterations of the answer can we give? Ultimately, there are only a few questions we can truly give the answer to... I think I'm going down with a fllu. My thoughts are truning incomprehensible... Quote Link to comment
neville Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Binondo, vegetarian food, sighting Ivan Man Dy, spending time with a gal friend, vegetarian food finds. Navigating our way through Chinatown like a bunch of thugs owning the area. PRICELESS Quote Link to comment
shhhhhh Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 what a terrible dubsmash! Quote Link to comment
WitMystery Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Some of them dubsmash lines ain't even funny! What makes you think making a bad lipsync of them makes it funnier? 1 Quote Link to comment
denimhead Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 Spring is the best and the worst, best weather, worst allergy attacks ever Quote Link to comment
neville Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I'm feeling extra mean today. Must be almost that time of the month. Quote Link to comment
private_1st Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 such is boy lyfe. Quote Link to comment
private_1st Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 "Iho, bago mo tawagin hipon ang isang binibini siguraduhin mo munang hindi ka mukhang hito" 1 Quote Link to comment
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