Pick Up Lines

[santosrays]

kelan?... kelan mo ba ako mapagbibigyan na makilala ka ng lubusan?

[chitz09]

On 3/12/2025 at 12:38 AM, Margaret99 said:

Nurse ka ba painjection nman! hahahah 

Saan mo gusto tusukan? 🤭

[Lonmar456]

thank you for this tthread haha. makakabanat ako sa mga kasama ko. 

[DirtyDaddy]

On 1/31/2025 at 1:30 AM, imaypipay said:

I bet your birthday is October 10 because you’re a 10/10. 😜

noice

[iamFriedTokwa]

Ikaw ang nasa isip ko 99%

Yun 1% nakadamit ka na 

[kim finn]

Kung kahoy ka kelan ka huling sinibak haha

[Zestochoco]

Alam mo, para kang WiFi… kahit ang dami mong ka-share, ako pa rin ‘yung umaasa na ako ang pinakamalakas ang signal sa puso mo 😉

[boogieman69]

Hello. It works. 

[1mcognito]

Anong pinagkaiba nyo ni Rizal? Siya nasa piso ikaw nasa puso ko. 

[ilustrisimokolakes7]

Suicide ka ba? Coz i think about you everyday

[ilustrisimokolakes7]

2 hours ago, alternick detector said:

then go ahead and do it, alternick.                  

Una ka

[kjyo]

a long time ago, was at a party once and this girl i was with had dyed her hair specifically for the event; she was enjoying the night away- being hit on by guys, but after a couple too many drinks she admitted she was waiting on me to give her a compliment on how she looked and vented her frustration at my lack thereof through a joke or two. 
 

her short, almost skin-tight blood red dress complemented her newly dyed dark hair, a beautiful contrast to her fair skin. 

 

i smiled and said earnestly “i don’t need to tell you anything. you know you look stunning tonight.”

 

the nonchalance in my voice and the matter of factly tone in my delivery shocked her, as she flushed a deeper shade of pink- flustering, she wanted to say something and protest but without missing a beat, i leaned closer to her ear and whispered:

 

“but you’ll look better on your knees with my dick in your mouth.”

 

she blushed again deeper still, but began to laugh. playfully, she jabbed at my arm calling me a pig and a nasty perv. she didn’t expect me to saying something so forward.

i laughed too- said i was surprised as well and that jest came out of nowhere.

we laughed and continued on with the affair of the night.

 

at one point of the night, i remember her saying under her breath as she sipped another glass of champagne. “but they do say jokes are half meant.”
 

she remained in close proximity after that exchange, all throughout the night.
 

after the event- she lead me back to her place and, let’s just say, i was right in my statement.

Edited June 4 by kjyo
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