machine soul Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 i got a text from a friend that goes like this.... friend: go for a woman that knows how to swallow me: wtf?! should we do it right away? what if she's not up to the deed? friend: go for a woman that knows how to swallow her pride.. i pressed on the sent button accidentally on my prev text. sorry. i don't get your question? me: nvm! Quote Link to comment
shhhhhh Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 there is no such thing called special love for someone who isn't ready to take a stand for you. 1 Quote Link to comment
cheesey Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 kung mahal mo ang isang tao, mas magandang PINAPARAMDAM kaysa SINASABI.pero kung di mo sya mahal, mas magandang SINASABI kaysa PINAPARAMDAM! +10 Quote Link to comment
dninjamoves1 Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 kainin mo cya, lunukin k nya, rimjob, be good friends, drink together, buy stuff together, buy her what she wants n she will do the same. sex in unusual places, for guys magclub at mp paminsan minsan bsta ingat lng sa sakit, for girls wag pakielaman ang cp, pc at payagan lng lagi c guy maglakwatsa. dat will make relationship last. Quote Link to comment
shhhhhh Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Advice ni Papa Jack: "Kung mahal mo, don't be afraid to tell that person. Kung hindi mo naman ikamamatay ang pagsabi ng"I love you" sa kanya, sabihin mo." Quote Link to comment
daphne loves derby Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 "Tirahin na yan baka tirahin pa ng iba" "Hindi man kita mabigyan ng magandang buhay, magandang lahi - sigurado yan" - Long Mejia Quote Link to comment
BB-8 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 libog lng yan, sow your oats! 1 Quote Link to comment
coconutJuice Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 bakit di mo ako subukan.. kahit 6 months lang! 1 Quote Link to comment
ian12i Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 A MILF friend told me "Relax, Just go with the flow...." Quote Link to comment
ganjzz Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 mag asawa ka na! Quote Link to comment
allymd78 Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 "Don't worry, delayed lang sya, di pa naman sya buntis eh" Quote Link to comment
BettyConfidential Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 If you are in relationship, stop trying to figure out who wears the pants between the two of you. Relationship works best if both of you are not wearing pants. 2 Quote Link to comment
blow_gobi Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 A man's heart is through his stomach Quote Link to comment
neville Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Huwag ka nang mag-asawa. Masakit lang iyan sa ulo. Quote Link to comment
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