Funny & or Silly relationship advice

[VivaForever2005]

Para don sa mga girls na kala mo kaagaw agaw yung jowa nilang unemployed. please ingatan at alagaan niyo boyfriend niyong walang emotional intelligence at kayo pa ang bumubuhay. keep them, wag niyo pakawalan baka mapunta pa sa amin yung basura nyo.

[HimuraButosay]

On 6/5/2012 at 1:16 PM, Mango Man said:

i recently heard that classic, "Collect and select!"

Ayaaaaannn  

 

Got this one from a dear departed friend:

"F*ck and then Leave" 😁   

[TunogKalye]

[trainlancer]

Always check your libido levels. Baka masyadong mataas yung sayo at yung kukunin mo ay hindi. Baka bayo na bayo kana, sasabihin lang wala sa mood hahahaha F*CK. 

MAS masarap yung si BEBE GURL ang magyaya sayu.

 

PS: Huwag na gumaya sa akin. Once every 2-3 months lang. Wala daw sa mood mag pa manyak.

[TunogKalye]

[HimuraButosay]

Ikakas mo na lang sa pader ...   

[Maykeee]

Kung makikipaglaro ka ng apoy sa iba kahit taken kana, makipaglaro ka lang.

Kung naghahanap ka ng ibang putahe, tikim ka lang. Sa bandang huli, yung staple food mo parin naman ang araw-araw mong kakainin.

Wag makakalimot sa rules.

[Brian214]

Kung single ka, stay single. Payaman ka na lang, focus ka sa sarili mo. Overrated ang relationship. You can be happy and fulfilled kahit single. Sex madali lang pag may pera. fulfillment of helping others, simple lang yan kapag may pera ka na. Takot mamatay magisa.. We all die alone, kahit napapaligaran ka sa last day mo, alone ka pa rin nman pagmamatay na. You only live once, so live for yourself.

[TunogKalye]

 

Edited October 27, 2024 by TunogKalye

[HimuraButosay]

On 10/19/2024 at 3:28 PM, Brian214 said:

Kung single ka, stay single. Payaman ka na lang, focus ka sa sarili mo. Overrated ang relationship. You can be happy and fulfilled kahit single. Sex madali lang pag may pera. fulfillment of helping others, simple lang yan kapag may pera ka na. Takot mamatay magisa.. We all die alone, kahit napapaligaran ka sa last day mo, alone ka pa rin nman pagmamatay na. You only live once, so live for yourself.

 

Indeed.

 

Let me just add;  

We live and die only once.. so live your life according to your standards; not anyone else's   😊 

[HimuraButosay]

 

Idagdag ko na din itong isang life/love advice na napaka-meaningful (got this from a dear departed friend):

 

"Kahit anong sabihin mo...  Maghihiwalay pa din kayo!"   😂

 

[TunogKalye]

Some people only exist as examples of what to avoid. 

[m1stersag1ng]

happy wife, happy life

[Miss Zelda]

Some woman told me this when I was in college " Men are by nature polygamous, don't trust them". 

" You want to keep the guy? Get pregnant!". The worst advice ever, good grief!

Edited October 28, 2024 by Miss Zelda

[HimuraButosay]

23 hours ago, Miss Zelda said:

Some woman told me this when I was in college " Men are by nature polygamous, don't trust them". 

" You want to keep the guy? Get pregnant!". The worst advice ever, good grief!

 

On the opposite; heard something similar from a departed close kin...

 

"Buntisin mo para hindi ka iwanan..."   🥴  (what.the.fudge)