I'm Insulted!

[TanglewoodBoy]

"ang laki mong tanga"- coming from my highschool principal in front of the whole school population

 

 

10 yrs later.... i saw her flagging down a jeepney for a ride

while im driving my bmw z3....

 

pull down the passenger window and shout at her

 

"madame principal sakay na po kayo sa malaking tanga nyong estudyante dati "

 

she did!!! tigas talaga ng mukha ng cupal

 

hahahahahhhha nice one pards,,,

 

me, have received a lot -- mostly saying "napakatanga mo pagdating sa babae!!! " bakit ganun?? eh nagmamahal lang naman ako?

[ChiliMac]

Minsan pinagbuksan ko ng gate erpats ko pagkasara ko ng gate may dumaang sasakyan na nagtanong sa akin "manong! saan ho yung simbahan ng ********* dito?" badtrip eh mukhang mas matanda pa siya sa akin!

[rallie17]

I work in an office M-F from 8:00 to 5:00 pm. Unfortunately, traffic going to work is very unpredictable. On a number of occasions, I find myself quietly slipping in late by 30-45 minutes.

 

I made it a point though, to try to always hold a piece of paper or folder on my way in to "look like" I was in early and was coming from another dept on business

 

After being late so many times, I felt bad so I met with my Manager and told her, I would like to change my hours to a later schedule from 8:30 to 5:30 pm.

 

Her response was: "Oh, all this time I thought your REGULAR schedule WAS 8:30-5:30 pm! No wonder I never see you here at 8:00 am! Next time, call me when you are running late...blah! blah! blah!. (Bokya pala ako! Akala ko hindi niya napuna!)

 

I felt real bad...I made sure I came in on time thereafter.

[chessboxin]

I was born with a mild case of stuttering and minsan di ko talaga maiwasang magstutter. Nung college ako nagppresent ako ng thesis namin e nervous talaga ako nun sinabihan ako ng prof ko "Can sombody in the group please replace him he's such a lousy presenter".

 

The funny thing is I will be entering law school na. The most ironic profession for someone like me but its something that keeps me kicking every time I believe its something worth fighting for.

[Giancarlo Judge]

From my ex-gf's mother...Alam ko ba daw na malaki na ang savings at marame na napundar na properties yung gf ko. Yun lang daw ang habol ko e.

 

Sinagot ko, alam ko ho.. gusto nga ho ipangalan sa aken yung bank account para ako na yung mag manage nung pera at pinauuwe na sa aken yung CRV kaso tinangggihan ko dahil asiwa ako sa ganong arrangement while di pa kame kasal.

She broke-off with me cause tinanggihan ko yon dahil sign daw na I can't commit.. Talk about a no win situation.

[kookoochiao]

When someone tells me that I'm dense

[Miss Zelda]

When my boss told me that i think my work runs my life, i said yes but i totally disagree with him, i think i'm just as determined to get another promotion just like the other wome working in the firm.

 

My mom said i should get married. Why should i? i have yet to be put on a leash

[wasiley]

punta ko ng bangko. yung bangko na yun eh may mga solicitor na nagpupunta sa mga establishments para mag collect araw araw eh since medyo need ko ng money eh nagpunta ako ng lunchtime since pang twice ko pa lang ata na punta don katok ako bukas ng konte tanung ung guard anu pong gagawin nyo? tanung saken buti asa mood ako taenang yan feeling ko tuloy mukha akong holdaper hehe

[dt55]

Let me start.

 

From a college professor after I told her I applied for fellowship at the U.P. Writers Workshop:

 

"I question your desire to be a writer because you don't seem to possess the skills."

 

 

A month later, I got the fellowship.

 

pagbati!

[dt55]

A long long time ago, during my freshman year at law school, I was suddenly called by the professor on the first day of classes. I couldn't believe that the professor would conduct recitation on the first day, since no assignments had been given, and the first day of class is usually spent just submitting your class card. Thinking it would be a question that would be easy to answer, I stood up and blinked as I was asked what was the difference, if any, between roman law and english law, and how did both affect the development of law in the Philippines. I silently cursed the professor in several dialects as I desperately waited for my seatmates to dictate something for me to say. As I looked up at the ceiling and the windows still trying to understand the question, the professor was drumming his fingers on the table, clearly impatient. Finally, after a good five minutes of waiting, the professor finally tells me, "You know what, Mr. X? In this College, we do not conduct recitation by mental telpathy!". For the rest of the semester, I was known as Mr. MT or Mr. Mental Telepathy.

 

 

Ang isang Hugh kaakuhan alam walang hangganan's

[dorkas]

mbababaw dw mga pinoy d2 at d marurunong....

[MS]

If someone I really don't know say something bad about me and call me names, nakakainsulto yun for me kasi di naman kita kilala pero hirit ka ng hirit, ang epal ng dating.

[ndn]

"Ang yabang mo kaya ka hindi umaasenso eh!"-pangaral sakin ng isang taong walang trabaho.

[SaintPeter5858]

From France to Germany: "You have to be frisked coz you're a Filipino..."

[Guest Riveria]

This happened only today. Three of our big bosses talked to me and told me that I'm not acting as an OM they can still see me as a TL. They told me that what I'm doing should be done by my TL's. That they don't see my TL's visible that they are not working and they are all "petiks". It insulted me in a way that they don't know my people and they don't know how hard my people are working for the betterment of our account. The only thing that I told them was "why not try to go out of your respective offices, walk the floor and check the people working for you."