Political Jokes

[Oneandronnie]

Ang joke ngayon? Marami parin naniniwala sa dilaw kahit ilang taon na sila niloloko

[tk421]

Actually ang joke eh akala ng mga supporters ni Duterte lahat ng bumabatikos sa kanila ay ma le label lang sa kulay.

[red60]

Our entire political system is a joke, only it's not funny and inclines me to weep rather than to laugh.

 

Only our political system? what about our judiciary system?

 

ERAP convicted of plunder, currently free and serving as Manila Mayor

 

Jinggoy accused of plunder, currently free

 

Enrile accused of plunder, currently free

 

Kung si Revilla pakawalan pa nila ewan ko na lang. Take note that Revilla authenticated his own signature releasing his own pork barrel.

 

What about the others implicated in pork barrel scam bakit walang kaso??

[red60]

Actually ang joke eh akala ng mga supporters ni Duterte lahat ng bumabatikos sa kanila ay ma le label lang sa kulay.

 

Pag bumabatikos kay duterte automatic dilawan daw para ma invalidate or ma discredit yung bumabatikos. hehe

[rooster69ph]

Joke of The Day:

 

Duterte: " Give me 3-6 months. Magresign ako ako pag di ko nasolve ang drugs!"

Di pa nakuntento humingi pa ng extension ng another 6 mos. Times up na din.

[paugmmm]

Which Philippine President looks, acts and speaks like a mad dog?

 

Digong the mongrel.

[Rapid Response]

it's not a joke when the people have to second guess the president's statement if he was joking or not. it is a joke when the president is spewing profanities and his audience are laughing.

[tk421]

It is a joke talaga. Isipin mo years into the future, pag aaralan ng mga kabataan ang mga speeches ng past presidents natin, pagdating sa 2016-2022, puro pagmumura ang laman ng speeches. Funny now, not so much sa future.

[Bolj]

pa copy paste 5 speeches ni president magsaysay. Para masimulan ko na mag analyze.

[tk421]

Joke ba yun speeches ni Magsaysay?

[Rapid Response]

I have noticed the trickle down effect of the president's "style" in his speech/statements. The Speaker of the House as of late have laced his statements as covered by the media with bombast and profanities. Is it going to be the norm? Even if this is a joke, it aint funny at all.

[tk421]

On the president’s statement about China telecoms entering the Ph market: he said that its accreditation should be approved within 7 days. And if not approved, then should be deemed approved. Lokohan?

[rooster69ph]

On the president’s statement about China telecoms entering the Ph market: he said that its accreditation should be approved within 7 days. And if not approved, then should be deemed approved. Lokohan?

On what merits kaya daw dapat i-approve si China telecoms?

[tk421]

On what merits kaya daw dapat i-approve si China telecoms?

Di ko alam. Pero kahit ata di i-approve, approved pa din. LOL.

Edited December 23, 2017 by tk421

[tk421]

Parang bagay nga sa kanya maging PNP mascot, ‘no?