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I have the following shirts I bought from ukay here in Cebu:

 

TROJAN CONDOMS Ask me for a sample - red shirt

CAUTION: BIG PRICK - Black shirt with a horny devil with a trident.

In case of Emergency - Give Me Head - black shirt. small white box on upper left breast

Viewer discretion advised - black shirt

FCK - the only thing missing is U - white shirt.

FBI - Female Body Inspector - black shirt. Print is in the back.

Charlie don't Surf! - Black shirt. Print at back. Picture of Charlie Manson in the front. White print.

B-52 Stratofortress: Peace Through Strength Victory Through Devastation - black shirt, Back print with art of B-52 dropping bombs.

 

 

Religions of the world - this is the full listing

Taoism : s@%t happens

hare krishna: s@%t happens rama rama ding ding

hinduism: This s@%t happened before

Islam: If s@%t happens, it is the will of Allah

Zen: What is the sound of s@%t happening?

Buddhism: When s@%t happens, is it really s@%t?

Confucianism: Confucius say, "s@%t happens."

7th Day Adventist: s@%t happens on Saturdays

Protestantism: s@%t won't happen if I work harder.

catholicism: If s@%t happens, I deserve it.

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, "s@%t happens."

Unitarian: What is s@%t?

Mormon: s@%t happens again & again & again.

Judaism: Oyvay! Why does this s@%t always happen to me?

Pentacostalism: Praise the s@%t!

Atheism: There is no s@%t!

New Age: s@%t happens and it happens to smell good.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this s@%t!

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My wife has a shirt that says in front: "The man beside me is a dirty old man!"

 

At the back, it says: "That's why I bathe him every night!"

 

Sorry...I'm a hunk...of lard...hehehe

 

PEACE! :flower:

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Madami na palang nag-reply since I last checked. Nakakataba naman kayo ng puso. :blush: Ok, let me run through the posts...

 

 

mig 22: "SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY" --- Nice one! Pasok ka ng Chico's suot yan. :lol:

 

ginny: Kamusta ginny! ;) Kasalanan mo nga ba naman kung di ka lang mas maganda, mas matangkad pa, hehehehe. :D

 

river: I feel great! :) Ok yung "Pake Mo!!!" na caption. Based on that and your avatar, tancha ko cool din yung iba mong caption shirts. ;)

 

Ice God: Mukhang born legend ka nga, your reputation preceeds you. Balita ko lakas dating mo sa mga babae. ;)

 

Leslie: "you are going to think twice ... what can you get?" --- Nakaka-intriga nga naman. :D

 

Mark30: :lol: Natawa ako dun ah! Give-away yun nung eleksyon? :boo: :blink: :rolleyes: :lol:

 

nissan r32: Pasensya na 'tol, di ako maka-relate. Di ko gets yung tripleH part... :unsure:

 

eight of orbs: So how should we guys interpret the shirt? :P

 

pen pen: Wala ka mas naughty na caption? ;)

 

BigDumpling: :lol: Ok yun ah, meron din bang ibang spoof ng LotR? :)

 

thestyle2002: Way to go! :lol: Sumakit tyan ko sa kakatawa, pramis. :lol:

 

kid yot: Humble lang naman yang kapit bahay mo, hehehehe.

 

dimitr3: "Why Settle For A Six-Pack When You Can Have A Keg!" --- I can almost relate to that. :lol:

 

magritte70: "WAG NA TAYONG MAGLOKOHAN" --- Pang first date na shirt, hahahaha.

 

raine: "i'm phat", "squeeze it.. lick it... suck it... heheheh tapos may tequila... sa likod" --- Tapatan ko yung first ng "More of you to love" ;) Yung pangalawa, siguraduhin ko na lang na di ko makikita likod ng shirt, hehehehe.

 

hsmeilop: "FCK - the only thing missing is U - white shirt." --- Hahahaha, gusto ko rin nyan!

 

Tabachingching: :blink: Huwaaaaw! Nag-hang utak ko bigla, wala na akong ibang masabi. :lol:

 

Keyotik: Hehehehe, kakatuwa naman asawa mo. Sinusuot nya lang ba kapag kasama ka? :D

 

kuting: Nagkakagulo siguro sa eskwelahan ninyo tuwing suot yun ng friend mo, hehehe.

 

triggerFinger: Thanks for the link.

 

 

Hehehe, nawala tuloy antok ko sa katatawa. B) Thanks for sharing, sana yung iba din mag-share na rin. ;)

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well, i have one that says "99.9% VIRGIN". . .

 

I always got a second, third, fourth look whenever i wear that! :evil:

 

i once wear that sa out of town conference ng office namin. daming nagcomment! khit ung mega hunk na boss namin nagpapansin! hehehe! ala lang! share lang! :evil:

meron pa plang isa! ung "i do bad things!" congugal nga lang un! diba chiq! hehehe!!!!

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i lost this shirt but i always wore it on fridays during my CAT days in 4th yr hs... and i always had to go to the commandant's office for a written reprimand :P

 

"same shirt, different day"

 

man i loved that shirt... B)

hehehe... i kinda like your camoflauge outfit :wub: ;) hehehehe

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white shirt... with green print of a hand right on the boobsie area... :evil: :boo:

 

print below that says:

 

usa ka kamot (1 hand) :wizard:

 

pwede pangkamot (like duh...u understnd that!) :rolleyes:

 

pwede ikumot (turn into a fist) :angry:

 

pwede pang-abli (to open) :*

 

yada... yada... (dont remember 2 or 3 more hand descriptions) :blink: :blush:

 

pero ayaw isuot sa walay labot (wag ilagay kung saan la kang paki) :lol: :lol: :lol:

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