hsmeilop Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 (edited) I have the following shirts I bought from ukay here in Cebu: TROJAN CONDOMS Ask me for a sample - red shirtCAUTION: BIG PRICK - Black shirt with a horny devil with a trident. In case of Emergency - Give Me Head - black shirt. small white box on upper left breastViewer discretion advised - black shirtFCK - the only thing missing is U - white shirt.FBI - Female Body Inspector - black shirt. Print is in the back. Charlie don't Surf! - Black shirt. Print at back. Picture of Charlie Manson in the front. White print.B-52 Stratofortress: Peace Through Strength Victory Through Devastation - black shirt, Back print with art of B-52 dropping bombs. Religions of the world - this is the full listingTaoism : s@%t happenshare krishna: s@%t happens rama rama ding dinghinduism: This s@%t happened beforeIslam: If s@%t happens, it is the will of AllahZen: What is the sound of s@%t happening?Buddhism: When s@%t happens, is it really s@%t?Confucianism: Confucius say, "s@%t happens."7th Day Adventist: s@%t happens on SaturdaysProtestantism: s@%t won't happen if I work harder.catholicism: If s@%t happens, I deserve it.Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, "s@%t happens."Unitarian: What is s@%t?Mormon: s@%t happens again & again & again.Judaism: Oyvay! Why does this s@%t always happen to me?Pentacostalism: Praise the s@%t!Atheism: There is no s@%t!New Age: s@%t happens and it happens to smell good.Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this s@%t! Edited July 16, 2003 by hsmeilop Quote Link to comment
Guest raine_ Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 gt ths shirt din pala. frm people r people .. squeeze it.. lick it... suck it... heheheh tapos may tequila... sa likod Quote Link to comment
Tabachingching Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 I only have 2 caption shirtsbut m planning to get more. 1. I DO BAD THINGS2. SPANK ME Quote Link to comment
Guest kyut Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 My wife has a shirt that says in front: "The man beside me is a dirty old man!" At the back, it says: "That's why I bathe him every night!" Sorry...I'm a hunk...of lard...hehehe PEACE! :flower: Quote Link to comment
kuting Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 My friend has this shirt from human that says MILK, and to think she's got big boobs. It cracks me up everytime she wears it to school. TOPSHOP has undies that have captions, my fave pair is the one that says I PURR.. Quote Link to comment
triggerFinger Posted July 20, 2003 Share Posted July 20, 2003 this site also has some kewl shirts... pixeltees Quote Link to comment
leinad31 Posted July 20, 2003 Author Share Posted July 20, 2003 Madami na palang nag-reply since I last checked. Nakakataba naman kayo ng puso. Ok, let me run through the posts... mig 22: "SORRY BOYS, I EAT PUSSY" --- Nice one! Pasok ka ng Chico's suot yan. ginny: Kamusta ginny! Kasalanan mo nga ba naman kung di ka lang mas maganda, mas matangkad pa, hehehehe. river: I feel great! Ok yung "Pake Mo!!!" na caption. Based on that and your avatar, tancha ko cool din yung iba mong caption shirts. Ice God: Mukhang born legend ka nga, your reputation preceeds you. Balita ko lakas dating mo sa mga babae. Leslie: "you are going to think twice ... what can you get?" --- Nakaka-intriga nga naman. Mark30: Natawa ako dun ah! Give-away yun nung eleksyon? :boo: nissan r32: Pasensya na 'tol, di ako maka-relate. Di ko gets yung tripleH part... eight of orbs: So how should we guys interpret the shirt? pen pen: Wala ka mas naughty na caption? BigDumpling: Ok yun ah, meron din bang ibang spoof ng LotR? thestyle2002: Way to go! Sumakit tyan ko sa kakatawa, pramis. kid yot: Humble lang naman yang kapit bahay mo, hehehehe. dimitr3: "Why Settle For A Six-Pack When You Can Have A Keg!" --- I can almost relate to that. magritte70: "WAG NA TAYONG MAGLOKOHAN" --- Pang first date na shirt, hahahaha. raine: "i'm phat", "squeeze it.. lick it... suck it... heheheh tapos may tequila... sa likod" --- Tapatan ko yung first ng "More of you to love" Yung pangalawa, siguraduhin ko na lang na di ko makikita likod ng shirt, hehehehe. hsmeilop: "FCK - the only thing missing is U - white shirt." --- Hahahaha, gusto ko rin nyan! Tabachingching: Huwaaaaw! Nag-hang utak ko bigla, wala na akong ibang masabi. Keyotik: Hehehehe, kakatuwa naman asawa mo. Sinusuot nya lang ba kapag kasama ka? kuting: Nagkakagulo siguro sa eskwelahan ninyo tuwing suot yun ng friend mo, hehehe. triggerFinger: Thanks for the link. Hehehe, nawala tuloy antok ko sa katatawa. Thanks for sharing, sana yung iba din mag-share na rin. Quote Link to comment
innocent_gurl Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 well, i have one that says "99.9% VIRGIN". . . I always got a second, third, fourth look whenever i wear that! :evil: i once wear that sa out of town conference ng office namin. daming nagcomment! khit ung mega hunk na boss namin nagpapansin! hehehe! ala lang! share lang! :evil: Quote Link to comment
innocent_gurl Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 well, i have one that says "99.9% VIRGIN". . . I always got a second, third, fourth look whenever i wear that! :evil: i once wear that sa out of town conference ng office namin. daming nagcomment! khit ung mega hunk na boss namin nagpapansin! hehehe! ala lang! share lang! :evil: meron pa plang isa! ung "i do bad things!" congugal nga lang un! diba chiq! hehehe!!!! Quote Link to comment
Wolf Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 right now? black tee with the print: John & Paul & Ringo & George yeah, yeah, yeah! Quote Link to comment
freakbaby Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 (edited) i lost this shirt but i always wore it on fridays during my CAT days in 4th yr hs... and i always had to go to the commandant's office for a written reprimand "same shirt, different day" man i loved that shirt... Edited July 22, 2003 by freakbaby Quote Link to comment
Django Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 i lost this shirt but i always wore it on fridays during my CAT days in 4th yr hs... and i always had to go to the commandant's office for a written reprimand "same shirt, different day" man i loved that shirt... hehehe... i kinda like your camoflauge outfit hehehehe Quote Link to comment
carrie_anne101 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 My favorite shirt with a message is a tight t-shirt with the words: PORN STAR I will wear it at Il ponti 2nyt... Carrie :heart: :heart: Quote Link to comment
pink2lips Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 white shirt... with green print of a hand right on the boobsie area... :evil: :boo: print below that says: usa ka kamot (1 hand) :wizard: pwede pangkamot (like duh...u understnd that!) pwede ikumot (turn into a fist) pwede pang-abli (to open) :* yada... yada... (dont remember 2 or 3 more hand descriptions) pero ayaw isuot sa walay labot (wag ilagay kung saan la kang paki) Quote Link to comment
brusnoi Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 White shirt red print Tickle my Elmo l l l V Quote Link to comment
marc_7 Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 i lost this shirt but i always wore it on fridays during my CAT days in 4th yr hs... and i always had to go to the commandant's office for a written reprimand "same shirt, different day" man i loved that shirt... hehehe... i kinda like your camoflauge outfit hehehehe u mean her camou. tanktop?? yeah.. i loved that too... hehehe.. but nothing beats her floral ***. Quote Link to comment
Tabachingching Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 i got a new caption shirt on my birthday! it says "GUYS SUCK" do they? Quote Link to comment
swt_lurker Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 i got a shirt from anonymous dati nkalagay... ATTENTION... written across the breast area... Quote Link to comment
Mr. Suave Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 eto mga suggestions sa may gustong magpagawa ng shirt..."I was born intelligent, but education ruined me.""Not all men are stupid...some stay single.""Nobody knows that i am not wearing underwear." I hope you like it MTC people!!! :evil: Quote Link to comment
Wolf Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 i got a shirt from anonymous dati nkalagay... ATTENTION... written across the breast area... which i'm sure made not a few poles STAND in attention... miss you, swt! Quote Link to comment
swt_lurker Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 which i'm sure made not a few poles STAND in attention... miss you, swt! hehe Quote Link to comment
Wolf Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 right now... it's a white tee with three huge greek letters printed in front... Quote Link to comment
leinad31 Posted August 7, 2003 Author Share Posted August 7, 2003 Its been awhile since I checked... thanks for the replies. Keep them coming. innocent_gurl: Dun pala galing yung signature mo. Cool. Wolfster: Beatles' shirts are always cool. freakbaby: Binanggit ni marc_7 yan dati (page 1)... was he referring to your shirt? O meron din sya? carrie: A very popular shirt here in MTC. pink2lips: Nice one. Though pagkaintindi ko sa last line, "huwag isiksik sa walang mapapala." brusnoi: Mabalahibong pula ka pala. Tabachingching: With the right woman, yes we do... but usually we prefer to lick. swt lurker: As Wolfster mentioned... Mr Suave: "Nobody knows that i am not wearing underwear." I can relate to that. Quote Link to comment
CrazyBeautiful Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 meron akong shirt na nakasulat: SINNER :evil: Quote Link to comment
Wolf Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 i got a new caption shirt on my birthday! it says "GUYS SUCK" do they? naah, i don't think so Quote Link to comment
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