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  • 4 weeks later...
Just got around watching this sitcom/series....dvd, what else? :P

 

Finished seasons 1 and 2...hanggang 2 pa lang ba? or meron ng 3? :unsure:

 

 

IMO, closest thing to Friends (basing from the recent sitcoms that are playing) :thumbsupsmiley:

 

 

yup! instead of a coffee shop downstairs, it's a bar. robin/cobie is really hot!!

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Just got around watching this sitcom/series....dvd, what else? :P

 

Finished seasons 1 and 2...hanggang 2 pa lang ba? or meron ng 3? :unsure:

 

 

IMO, closest thing to Friends (basing from the recent sitcoms that are playing) :thumbsupsmiley:

 

hi! i found season 3 in Divisoria and as usual, pretty darn funny

 

hope more people will watch HIMYM, really good writing :lol:

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  • 2 weeks later...

Nice thread.... here's from Barney's blog

 

HOW TO MAKE A SCRAPBOOK

 

STEP 1: GET LAID

 

STEP 2: TAKE PICTURE

Something tasteful that captures the true essence of the woman. You’ll want to experiment to find your own style, but I’ve found the combination of zoom lens and cleavage to be the most classically rewarding.

 

STEP 3: GATHER ARTIFACTS

For instance, did you conjugate in a hotel? Well that room key doesn’t just unlock a room, it unlocks the memory of getting laid in that room.

 

CHOOSE A COMPLIMENTARY COLOR

Preferably, the background color of each page should reflect some aspect of your quarry. Was she Goth? Make it black. Was she a bride? Make it white. Was she a nun? How about a mixture of black and white.

 

STEP 5: PICK A BORDER

Here's where I really like to get creative. On page 83 of my own scrapbook, I detail a roll in the hay with a strapping young milkmaid. We quite literally rolled in hay. Hence, I constructed a border out of strands of hay I later found attached to my underpants.

 

STEP 6: JOURNALING

A picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes those thousand words leave you little to no idea just who the girl was, or more importantly, just who you were. More information is always helpful. Here’s a sample journal from one of my scrapbook pages:

 

Alias: Elsworth Di Bona

 

Angle: Prince of Norway – I was to set sail to reclaim my rightful Norwegian throne stolen from me by the evil Dr. Reifenstandt. It was a dangerous, and most likely, deadly mission but such was the risk necessary to ensure my family crest be restored to its rightful, noble grandeur. My enemies could have been lurking anywhere, so it was imperative I secure safe lodging for the night.

 

Girl: Jenni Hendriks

 

Measurements: 36-24-35

 

Special notes: Great backrubs. Unfortunately, roommate raised by elderly Norwegian aunt.

 

If seen again: Pretend you have twin brother; amnesia; or you’re undercover and can’t talk now.

 

STEP 7: ENJOY YOUR SCRAPBOOK!

Not only have you commemorated your conquests in a classier way than the traditional notch on the bedpost, but you’ve also embarked on a lifelong hobby that will bestow great personal joy for years to come. Which brings us to the final and most important step of scrapbooking…

 

STEP 8: GET LAID AGAIN

 

 

 

 

 

"A Stinson For A Dream."

Poem by Barney Stinson

 

There once was a well-dressed man,

Who made a young lady a fan,

She gave him her number,

He laid pipe like a plumber,

Then before she awoke he ran.

 

All the fair lasses kept starin',

At a lad in the tavern MacLaren,

They fought for this stud,

In their bras and the mud,

Must be that pinstripe he's wearin'.

 

There was a young lass from Killarney,

Who promised a gentleman named Arnie,

That she only was his

Though a fat lie this is,

'Cause last night she was screaming O'Barney.

 

A man in a sharp navy blazer

Clearly hand-tailored by razor,

Went on a roll,

Captured his goal,

And never got tagged by a laser.

 

I was in love with a chick named Pam,

Who showed me pics of her fam,

Pretty cute cat,

But her mom was fat,

So I dumped her that night on the tram.

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  • 1 month later...
did barney win the devils 3-way belt? the last episode showed when robyn went to barneys room, there was a tied naked girl...then when robyn left.. another girl came in...

 

sad lng ending..barney didnt had the chance with robyn and ted and stella broke up...

 

when was this? has the new season started in the States?

 

the last scene in the 3way belt episode (before they talked in the bar) was Ted's face smiling and the sound of two giggling girls

and Ted wouldn't tell what happened next.

 

the last episode of Season three was Ted proposing to Stella at the arcade

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