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Please allow me to add ....

 

If you and your friends are on a laughing frenzy... avoid looking at another person/group after a long laugh.....

this may insinuate that you are laughing at him/them and his/their narrow/drunk minds may just be "it"

 

Some guys have the guts to introduce themselves or get aquainted with Ladies of other men .... they steal a moment while the fellows steps into the toilet ...... but beware, a waiter friend may just be on the look, and when the guy comes back, the waiters whisper to the chick's guy may just be "it"

 

If you are on "Stolen Time", on "On Parole" or "Wanted by the Law" never get into "it"

 

Do not trust the waiters when before, during and after bar troubles

 

 

avoid prolonged eye contact if you're a guy to anyone you don't know..

never stare too long to a chick especially if she has companion or belonged to a group...

never comment a negative one on someone you never have acquaintance with.. some people might overheard it and might backfire to you..

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dont ever think you are born lucky and be cautious of girl gangs giving extra ordinary interest to you. they could offer you a big night but instead wake up the next morning in a strange place with a big headache stripped of your money. MO din yun they give you the cutest and youngest of the group to be set up for child abuse to come accross. the worst are those with STD na naghahanap ng kadamay. nothing is free in this world. there could be exceptions... but remember you are NOT one of them.

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wag makipag eye contact lalo sa mga babae. baka may syota na politician, matutukan at mabugbog ka pa

 

if you can't check out the girls, then what's the point in going to a bar. hehe.

 

wag lang epal sumilip sa kasama ng may kasama and chances ok yun sa ego guy, in my case nasa isip ko sige brad i-memorize mo na kase ako kasama nito mamaya.hehe.

 

pero kung mukhang insecure at mukhang malaki laki ang kasama ng chick pero di mo pa ren mapigil sumulyap siguraduhin mong nag drills ka ng weak hand firing with your .45 earlier. hehe.

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o yung mga mahilig mag embahada.... pag nakita nyo na si borgy sa area nyo .... Sigaw na kayo ng malakas na UWIAN NA!!!!!!! hehehe joke lang po...

 

Exonerated pa sa kaso pag binugbog ka nya :upside:

 

 

avoid prolonged eye contact if you're a guy to anyone you don't know..

 

never stare too long to a chick especially if she has companion or belonged to a group...

 

never comment a negative one on someone you never have acquaintance with.. some people might overheard it and might backfire to you..

 

 

 

Maski sa club ganyan ang ginagawa ko hindi lang sa bars

 

 

Bar Crime is yung nagwa-123 ka sa inorder mong beer... :lol:

 

Estafa yan bro, kakahiya na makulong ka for a measly sum at tatawag ka sa bahay n'yo then sasabihin mo "ma, piyansahan mo ako" o kaya "ma, punta ka sa (name of bar)

 

 

Please allow me to add ....

 

If you and your friends are on a laughing frenzy... avoid looking at another person/group after a long laugh.....

this may insinuate that you are laughing at him/them and his/their narrow/drunk minds may just be "it"

 

Some guys have the guts to introduce themselves or get aquainted with Ladies of other men .... they steal a moment while the fellows steps into the toilet ...... but beware, a waiter friend may just be on the look, and when the guy comes back, the waiters whisper to the chick's guy may just be "it"

 

If you are on "Stolen Time", on "On Parole" or "Wanted by the Law" never get into "it"

 

Do not trust the waiters when before, during and after bar troubles

 

 

wag makipag eye contact lalo sa mga babae. baka may syota na politician, matutukan at mabugbog ka pa

 

 

if you can't check out the girls, then what's the point in going to a bar. hehe.

 

wag lang epal sumilip sa kasama ng may kasama and chances ok yun sa ego guy, in my case nasa isip ko sige brad i-memorize mo na kase ako kasama nito mamaya.hehe.

 

pero kung mukhang insecure at mukhang malaki laki ang kasama ng chick pero di mo pa ren mapigil sumulyap siguraduhin mong nag drills ka ng weak hand firing with your .45 earlier. hehe.

 

'Wag lang masyadong garapal sa pagtingin and dont lear on her para di obvious...

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Bar safety

I do frequent bars all over the world the last 25 years. I drink A LOT and i womanize even more. Now the last 5 years married i have backed up a lot...not every day as i used to but at least 2-3 times a month.

I had fights, i had dangerous fights, i almost killed and almoste been killed. All over the world.

Here is Philippines and please tell me where i am wrong on the below:

1) You fight verbaly or physically one guy then he goes and returns with 10 more.

2) There are more guns than people in this country, no one is stronger than a bullet.

3) When you shoot then someone gets the bullet if it is you or the other you f#&ked up your life pretty good anyway.

4) So what if you place your pride down and leave nice safe and sound? There is another bar a few corners away and a few million other girls to play with!!!

5) The best winner on a fight is the one who runs faster. Nothing can replace your life or a scar in your face...

6) Fighting the people who work at the bar...unless you have a small army outside do not even think about it.

7) If someone who is drunk is bothering you, inform the bar people, usually they serve him a drink and turn his attention to other places or they kick him out...depends...

8) if you are drunk just admit it appologise and LEAVE!!!!!

10) The drinks can be safe can be dangerous, if you feel strange just leave. How can you always guard your drink? Are you going to take it with you in the toilet?

11) Ordering any drink with a mixer is a mistake. Even the most experienced drunk cannot tell the difference in between Toska with orange or Absolut with orange, so do not start with the bar people this stupid argument, you declare your ignorance. i always drink vodka coke and when they ask me what kind of vodka i just smile and reply the cheap one!!!! They usually show me the bottle or just serve me a finlandia or stoli or similar just an ok one.

12) When you get pushed by other in a very busy bar, don't push back, change place.

13) Here comes now the good one, you gf is very annoyed from someone and she epxects you to do something about it, ask her to place her back to him and then he comes over on the other side again. Why you think he did? Because she provoked him to, jut ignore the entire thing and tell her lets better go or inform the managment. Do not try to be the hero, you're not!!!!

14) you have an argument as to what you consumed, if you can prove it go with it but how can you prove that you had 15 or 18 drinks...So the best is pay as you get served so no wonders.

15) If your character is a boiling one, have the self control to leave when you start feeling as such. I almost killed someone at Vitoria in Brazil just because he told me that my friend is puking in the toilet and i should take care of him instead of drinking...i have regreted that many times.

16) Go out with friends who know how you are and how you react when you are shitfaced, they can save you from going in to a bad situation. they do with me!!!!

17) DO NOT take your gun with you or in your car, if you are so much affraid about your safety well...take a body guard or a driver with a gun, not yours!!!

18) Don't drink and drive in this jungle of driving is very easy when having a few drinks to get in to a fight on the street. i usually have a driver or take a taxi or trike when going out drinking.

19) What the heck, just drink enjoy do not disturb and if you are disturb turn somewhere else.

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