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LOSER=chub, small dick, mabilis labasan like me :upside:

 

Dude don't be hard on yourself. If your chub, yeah you will die early but then you can exercise <_< However, a small dick is not the end all be all of your sexual potential. Have you any idea that Pinays avoid foreigners and gifted people like me because they can already feel the excruciating pain of getting "wrecked"? Some Pinays are so used to quick triggers that they have adapted and are also trying to get off as quickly as their mates. Anything longer than 45 minutes to them and they start to chaffe :thumbsdownsmiley:

 

However, I am a loser because despite being a Pinoy . . . I have started to assimilate the preferences of my foreigner friends meaning I have this weird attraction for Pinays who would not even be considered "acceptable" by my Filipino peers. I used to like and admire women "traditionally" thought of us "beautiful" - ya know mestizas with well defined facial features (especially the high cheek bones). I am not sure if I hit my head hard during a surfing accident or ate a "banned" muchroom because non of those traditional head-turners would even grab my attention :thumbsdownsmiley:

"Worst of all, I have this lady friend whom I have know for years and apparently now has been tempering her affections for me possibly expecting me to be wooing her given her physical attributes as well as her non-aesthetic qualities. But Stupid me appears to be non-responding to Cupids arrows :thumbsdownsmiley: I know I should be falling in love with such a beautiful person BUT then I am not. One comedian described this powerlessness feeling as "being the only male in a planet full of hot beautiful women BUT all are lesbians" :thumbsdownsmiley:

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