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Miss! Gusto kita eh. Meron ka ba ngayon? (diba nakakailang magtanung kung meron o wala silang periods?)

 

Miss! Gusto kita eh. Meron ka ba ngayon? (diba nakakailang magtanung kung meron o wala silang pera dahil uutang ka?)

 

Miss! Gusto kita eh. Meron ka ba ngayon? (diba nakakailang magtanung kung meron o wala silang lakad lalo na kung crush mo pero di mo pa kilala tapos torpe ka pa?)

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i received a lot of annoying and uncomfortable questions online from those guys whose balls seems to be larger than their brain:

 

- how often do you masturbate? (wtf?!)

- busy ka? (no, i just don't have time for you!)

- bakit ang sungit mo? (kasi i hate talking to an ass)

- how often do you have sex? (what is it to you)

- are you good in bed (why should i tell you)

- are you hot (if i am, what will you do about it)

- wanna go out with me? (no, i'm not interested)

- can i take you out for coffee or something? (i can afford to buy my own cup of coffee and i am not interested with "something" or you)

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pag may dinidiskartehan sa club:

 

ilang taon na anak mo? (dami dami pag uusapan anak ko pa!!)

 

kumusta na kayo ni _________ (pangalan nung ex ko) (kami nag uusap, iba ang itatanong, grrrrr!!)

 

panu kung sabihin sau ni ________ (ex) na kayo na ulit? (kaya nga sya na nilalapitan ko di ba?)

 

pwede ba tayong magusap usap? (me, the girl, and the ex) (juskupo naman, ano ako bali?)

 

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sa araw-araw:

 

kailan ka magpapakasal hija?

 

sa chat:

 

malaki ba ang boobs mo? e yung butt mo? (first questions from someone i haven't chatted with before)

when was the last time you had sex? (what is it to you? assh*le)

puede ba ako maging fubu mo? (napakadali ba talaga itanong nyan?)

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