KillTheDEVIL Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 "Mahal mo pa ba ko?" - from someone who has hurt you so bad you could've died, but you know very well the feelings are still there. I was asked with this question many times. Is it because I'm just very passionate in the beginning or is she too demanding with creativity? Quote Link to comment
complicated8 Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 what value of x makes the expression 6/x+5-8 undefined?x=3 if 6/(x+5=8) or 0 if (6/x)+5-8 Quote Link to comment
KillTheDEVIL Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 Nalimutan mo mag-condom? Quote Link to comment
KillTheDEVIL Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 x=3 if 6/(x+5=8) or 0 if (6/x)+5-8 Wow, Math wizards hehehe. Let's consult Fr Nebres who's got PhD from Stanford for that. But very valid questions indeed. It never fails to fascinate me Quote Link to comment
superblack Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Kala ko ba babayaran mo agad yung inutang mo sakin? <---------- question na napakaraming sagot at dahilan na maririnig......................... grrrrrr may naalala tuloy akong dapat singilin Quote Link to comment
moonchyld Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 So... kelan ang bj ulit? Quote Link to comment
xxxxdgnr8xxxx Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 when you mean bj, is it buko juice? So... kelan ang bj ulit? was it good for you? Quote Link to comment
erika123 Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 1. Man: Sabi ng ibang girls, ang laki laki ng dick ko. ME: ( silence) Man: What do you think? Akin ba yung dick na pinaka malaki sa lahat ng nakita mo? ME: hmmm... NO? I hate to lie so please don't tempt me to lie. 2. Man: Did you cum? Me: yes Man: How many times did you cum? Me: I don't count. Why should I count my cum? Are we in class? When I go to bed with a man, it's all feelings for me. No rational thought present. This is the time i rest my brain and that includes counting. 3. Man: I love you. Me: That's nice. Man: Do you love me? Me: Hmmm..... no? Bakit mahal mo ba ako? Man: kasi kasama yun sa foreplay eh. Me: Ngyeh! Ganun ba yun? Hwag na. heheheh! I miss those times that making love is just all about touching, hugging and kissing and feeling ... and no technicalities involved. Just letting go... Quote Link to comment
the_passerby5981 Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Was that good? Quote Link to comment
superblack Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 How's your marriage? <--------- very hard to answer when you're having a rocky one. Quote Link to comment
superblack Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Do you have a child already, still none why? <---------- Honestly I get pissed when asked a question like this. Quote Link to comment
the_passerby5981 Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Bored ka na ba?Are you still happy in this relationship? (she's good in bed, but bad in everything else). Quote Link to comment
xxxxdgnr8xxxx Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 some guys are just so full of themselves, and sadly, you went to bed with some of them. pero natawa ako sa mga share mo ha?! 1. Man: Sabi ng ibang girls, ang laki laki ng dick ko. ME: ( silence) Man: What do you think? Akin ba yung dick na pinaka malaki sa lahat ng nakita mo? ME: hmmm... NO? I hate to lie so please don't tempt me to lie. 2. Man: Did you cum? Me: yes Man: How many times did you cum? Me: I don't count. Why should I count my cum? Are we in class? When I go to bed with a man, it's all feelings for me. No rational thought present. This is the time i rest my brain and that includes counting. 3. Man: I love you. Me: That's nice. Man: Do you love me? Me: Hmmm..... no? Bakit mahal mo ba ako? Man: kasi kasama yun sa foreplay eh. Me: Ngyeh! Ganun ba yun? Hwag na. heheheh! I miss those times that making love is just all about touching, hugging and kissing and feeling ... and no technicalities involved. Just letting go... after cuming inside..nakita mo ba yung condom? Quote Link to comment
pepitopeping Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 1. Man: Sabi ng ibang girls, ang laki laki ng dick ko. ME: ( silence) Man: What do you think? Akin ba yung dick na pinaka malaki sa lahat ng nakita mo? ME: hmmm... NO? I hate to lie so please don't tempt me to lie. 2. Man: Did you cum? Me: yes Man: How many times did you cum? Me: I don't count. Why should I count my cum? Are we in class? When I go to bed with a man, it's all feelings for me. No rational thought present. This is the time i rest my brain and that includes counting. 3. Man: I love you. Me: That's nice. Man: Do you love me? Me: Hmmm..... no? Bakit mahal mo ba ako? Man: kasi kasama yun sa foreplay eh. Me: Ngyeh! Ganun ba yun? Hwag na. heheheh! I miss those times that making love is just all about touching, hugging and kissing and feeling ... and no technicalities involved. Just letting go... Humoring uncomfortable questions.... "you wanna tryme out?" hahaha Quote Link to comment
MrGspot Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Inside a MP1. (From a MPA) Sir, nagbayad na ba kayo (E.S)........ Quote Link to comment
kokomonster Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 i really hate the question "why do you love me?". how do u answer a question like that? lol. Quote Link to comment
erika123 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 i really hate the question "why do you love me?". how do u answer a question like that? lol. i understand your frustration. it's almost like a philosophical question. But I think girls just like to hear the evolution of your love for them. It makes them feel secure. And for some reason, girls like to spend so much conversation time on love, love, love. Quote Link to comment
complicated8 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Do you have a child already, still none why? <---------- Honestly I get pissed when asked a question like this. Guess it's uncomfortable if you don't know the other person? Or if you are not the type of person who wants to have kids? It is uncomfortable to say that you're incapable of having kids. But it's still the truth. Truths are easier. I think it's more uncomfortable for a single pregnant gal to be asked the following:"Who's the father?" "Why did you allow yourself to get pregnant?" "Will you live together?" "What are your plans now?" For the partner of that preggy gal "Do you love her?"(If guy is married, separated or not officially single)"What are your plans with her?" "Are you going to leave your previous girl?" These are questions that these same people aren't willing to answer even from their own families. They will also quote God for these things that happened. Quote Link to comment
naughTyMelanie Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Do you have a child already, still none why? <---------- Honestly I get pissed when asked a question like this. or why dont you have a baby yet?or dont you want to have a baby?or ang tagal nyo na.. tumtanda n kayo... you should have a baby na... got tired of these same questions and statements for the past 7 years! grrr Quote Link to comment
paupau Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 For the partner of that preggy gal "Do you love her?"(If guy is married, separated or not officially single)"What are your plans with her?" "Are you going to leave your previous girl?" Hahaha sobrang applicable sa kin. Kaya ayoko din nung question na yun eh Quote Link to comment
thoran Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Inside a MP1. (From a MPA) Sir, nagbayad na ba kayo (E.S)........ hahaahaa... parang sa isang typical ESpa 1. (From a therapist) Hi Sir, First Time nyo dito.......????? 2. Therapist : SAn kayo nag papa spa sir??? as if she's gauging if you are the right person (kuha MO!!!)-evillaugh- Quote Link to comment
BornAtNight Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 from fb friends na nagtatanong san ka na nakatira?ano na work mo/ san ka nagwowork? naman magbasa ng profile info!!!! LOL Quote Link to comment
girlspeed Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 Do you still love him?? *pffft. Quote Link to comment
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