Uncomfortable Questions

[bher2]

may karapatan ba ako?

[tequilasunrise]

Hahahaha... I always avoid the questions - what's your weight and waistline. :upside: :upside:

[manilakano]

Where do you live? (i am married, do not want you there!!!)

Did you like it? (if you have to ask that then for sure i didn't)

[sha79]

What if I courted you?

 

(aba..its up to you)

[cinnamon]

tayo na ba? :O no sasagutin mo?

[Tigershark]

Ano height mo?

[batang_borax]

buntis ako...papakasalan mo ba ako???? :boo: :thumbsdownsmiley:

[kutingkitten]

these from online chats:

 

~ what's your vital stats? (i don't measure myself. i'm chubby, i'm no hottie for all you know. if that's a problem, let's stop talking.)

~ when was the last time you fingered your pu$sy? (this question on the first conversation. sheesh.)

~ kelan last mo, nakakailang partner ka na? (again, close ba tayo?)

~ do you wanna fu*k later? (and you are? you don't even know how i look like.)

~ when are we hooking up? (i don't really like the term "hooking up," i'm usually sweet and polite, so please be tender.)

~ bakit ang sungit u? (baka kasi wala kang kwentang kausap)

~ bakit hindi ka na sumasagot? (because i am busy i.e. i have better things to do)

~ why don't you try me. try me! sige na please. (because you're reeking of desperation.)

~ are you posting because you want attention? (no, i am posting because i'm bored. to get noticed is NOT even an afterthought.)

~ are you posting because you enjoy collecting and rejecting people? (i'm posting because this is a forum. and oh, you expect me to say yes to every sex offer?)

~ kung ayaw mong makipagusap, why did you give your YM ID? (because i believe some people are fun to talk to and a conversation is the only way to know how. if it doesn't work out, then next please.)

 

and the question i hate most: LIBERATED KA BA?

 

wtf? are you asking me if i'm a slUt? "liberated," for me, has become a cloyingly annoying adjective that tells me the person asking has a very limited vocabulary and understanding on how to talk to females.

[Guest dyosalet]

So how many have you slept with?

 

Was I good?

 

Did you cum?

 

Am I the biggest you've had?

 

Was this your first time to try this?

 

What's your vital stats?

 

How many pounds do you weigh?

[jhay69]

akin ka lang di ba???

 

 

hehehe pano kung may iba ka??

[cHinitababe86]

**madalas sa chat ko naeencounter**

 

>> tatanungin ka ng mga personal matters .. (haller.. pakelam mo sa past cO?)

lalo na sex life.. hilig mangalkal. sheesh.

 

>> vital stats.. (wala nang maisip itanong..)

>>kelan ung last mo.. (yea. kiskis lang sa pader katapat nyan)

>>maganda kaba? sino kahawig mong artista? (bakit ikaw gaano kaba ka gwapo?)

>>anu2 ginagawa mo sa boyfriend mo pag ... kayo? ( bakit gagayahin mo? amputs. walang originality.. )

 

dame.. pag naaalala ko.. hits my nerves.. grrrr :thumbsdownsmiley:

[jetlag143]

- ilan na naging gf mo?

- san kyo pumupunta?

- kailan tyo magpapakasal?

[Geheimnis]

Do you think my sister is hot?

[orionblaze000]

You look familliar?? Do i know you?? ( i have a poor memory hehehehehe)

[ChoukoHanako]

do you really like getting facials?