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these from online chats:

 

~ what's your vital stats? (i don't measure myself. i'm chubby, i'm no hottie for all you know. if that's a problem, let's stop talking.)

~ when was the last time you fingered your pu$sy? (this question on the first conversation. sheesh.)

~ kelan last mo, nakakailang partner ka na? (again, close ba tayo?)

~ do you wanna fu*k later? (and you are? you don't even know how i look like.)

~ when are we hooking up? (i don't really like the term "hooking up," i'm usually sweet and polite, so please be tender.)

~ bakit ang sungit u? (baka kasi wala kang kwentang kausap)

~ bakit hindi ka na sumasagot? (because i am busy i.e. i have better things to do)

~ why don't you try me. try me! sige na please. (because you're reeking of desperation.)

~ are you posting because you want attention? (no, i am posting because i'm bored. to get noticed is NOT even an afterthought.)

~ are you posting because you enjoy collecting and rejecting people? (i'm posting because this is a forum. and oh, you expect me to say yes to every sex offer?)

~ kung ayaw mong makipagusap, why did you give your YM ID? (because i believe some people are fun to talk to and a conversation is the only way to know how. if it doesn't work out, then next please.)

 

and the question i hate most: LIBERATED KA BA?

 

wtf? are you asking me if i'm a slUt? "liberated," for me, has become a cloyingly annoying adjective that tells me the person asking has a very limited vocabulary and understanding on how to talk to females.

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So how many have you slept with?

 

Was I good?

 

Did you cum?

 

Am I the biggest you've had?

 

Was this your first time to try this?

 

What's your vital stats?

 

How many pounds do you weigh?

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**madalas sa chat ko naeencounter**

 

>> tatanungin ka ng mga personal matters .. (haller.. pakelam mo sa past cO?)

lalo na sex life.. hilig mangalkal. sheesh. <_<

 

>> vital stats.. (wala nang maisip itanong..)

>>kelan ung last mo.. (yea. kiskis lang sa pader katapat nyan)

>>maganda kaba? sino kahawig mong artista? (bakit ikaw gaano kaba ka gwapo?)

>>anu2 ginagawa mo sa boyfriend mo pag ... kayo? ( bakit gagayahin mo? amputs. walang originality.. <_< )

 

dame.. pag naaalala ko.. hits my nerves.. grrrr :thumbsdownsmiley:

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  • 2 weeks later...

Miss! Gusto kita eh. Meron ka ba ngayon? (diba nakakailang magtanung kung meron o wala silang periods?)

 

Miss! Gusto kita eh. Meron ka ba ngayon? (diba nakakailang magtanung kung meron o wala silang pera dahil uutang ka?)

 

Miss! Gusto kita eh. Meron ka ba ngayon? (diba nakakailang magtanung kung meron o wala silang lakad lalo na kung crush mo pero di mo pa kilala tapos torpe ka pa?)

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i received a lot of annoying and uncomfortable questions online from those guys whose balls seems to be larger than their brain:

 

- how often do you masturbate? (wtf?!)

- busy ka? (no, i just don't have time for you!)

- bakit ang sungit mo? (kasi i hate talking to an ass)

- how often do you have sex? (what is it to you)

- are you good in bed (why should i tell you)

- are you hot (if i am, what will you do about it)

- wanna go out with me? (no, i'm not interested)

- can i take you out for coffee or something? (i can afford to buy my own cup of coffee and i am not interested with "something" or you)

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pag may dinidiskartehan sa club:

 

ilang taon na anak mo? (dami dami pag uusapan anak ko pa!!)

 

kumusta na kayo ni _________ (pangalan nung ex ko) (kami nag uusap, iba ang itatanong, grrrrr!!)

 

panu kung sabihin sau ni ________ (ex) na kayo na ulit? (kaya nga sya na nilalapitan ko di ba?)

 

pwede ba tayong magusap usap? (me, the girl, and the ex) (juskupo naman, ano ako bali?)

 

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sa araw-araw:

 

kailan ka magpapakasal hija?

 

sa chat:

 

malaki ba ang boobs mo? e yung butt mo? (first questions from someone i haven't chatted with before)

when was the last time you had sex? (what is it to you? assh*le)

puede ba ako maging fubu mo? (napakadali ba talaga itanong nyan?)

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