Miranda🔥🔥 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 May pera ka pa ba?? Kailan ka uuwi ng bahay😂? Are your boobs real? Quote Link to comment
Miss Bea Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Anung work mo ? Quote Link to comment
Chickquero Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Eh bakit pumuputok ang buchi mo? Quote Link to comment
Chickquero Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Ano na naman yan? Quote Link to comment
Izzy101 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Recently Happened Doctor na lalake : Are you sexually active?Me: noDoc: Sure?Me: O sige na oo.. Happy! Quote Link to comment
baMbee🐝 Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Love mo pa ako? Quote Link to comment
Chae Heui Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 saan ka na? hahaha! Quote Link to comment
r35gtr Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Pag renewal ng insurance or kung general check up, tinatanong ng doctor " Do you have multiple partners", "Did you have unprotected sex" errrrrr Quote Link to comment
Chickquero Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 Babe umutot ka?! Quote Link to comment
edgehead555 Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 How many sexual partners have you had? - And your girlfriend is with you... Quote Link to comment
psantos Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 ikaw ba ang ka-walk ko? Quote Link to comment
Jon Don Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Why does your (genitalia) smell? Quote Link to comment
webdriver-torso Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Magkano na lang asa savings? "Magkano dinusweldo mo? " Quote Link to comment
cumlaude Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Sir kasama ba yan sa exam?-anak ng tokwa, ano gusto mo palabasin kung di naman kasama sa exam huwag ko na ituro para huwag mo na ring pag-aralan? (While looking under the microscope) Sir ano po ito?- Hindi ba dapat ikaw sumagot nyan? Kaya nga exercise eh Paano siya namatay? Hindi ba dapat mag-move on ka na?-God damn it, obviously its too painful for me to talk about it. Please do not torture me by making me answer such question only to feed your curiousity. (Sa bar) Hi Mag-isa ka lang? -Kanina pa ako nakaupo, me nakita ka bang kasama ko? Bakit ganyan ang yosi mo?- Eh sa gusto ko eh! Ano ba paki-alam mo! Bakit pinakikialaman ko ba yosi mo? Bat ayaw mo? Bakla ka ba?- This is usually a question I no longer dignify with an answer. Il say this though, hindi komo ayaw kita patulan ibig bakla ako.Lol Eto. Nagpacheck up kaba? Negative? Quote Link to comment
black cat Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Puwede po malaman ano position nyo sa company? An account officer asked me after I followed up their pending services to our company. I was hesitant to give it cause I didn't want her to feel awkward but seems that I had no choice.. so ayun.. she apologized twice after. Quote Link to comment
curiosity101 Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 So, how much do you make in a year ? Quote Link to comment
calmado Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Longganiza ulam mo kanina? Quote Link to comment
Barenaked-NoMre Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 the guy asking/CUMfirming that we are EXCLUSIVE ... when ACTUALLY we are NOT! ;p I have met other MEN aside from him ... but he was the 1st & I would want to CONTINUE MEATing up with him. In between the others ... 1 Quote Link to comment
dibdba Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 A girl once asked me--masikip pa ba ako? Quote Link to comment
jwynn Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 do you spit or swallow? Quote Link to comment
Yassi of Elysium Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Matakaw kaba? Quote Link to comment
jeck xd Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Pag tinanong ka kung ilang taon kna. Quote Link to comment
wife on call Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Nasaan tatay ng anak mo? Quote Link to comment
calmado Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 "Sir, bakit parang ang laki?"Mas masakit ata yung "talagang cute lang siya?" Quote Link to comment
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