kamote_alert Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 "Share your answer, Win a Friend" Quote Link to comment
kidyot214 Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 (edited) "di bale ng TAMAD......di naman PAGOD!" :upside: Edited August 26, 2006 by kidyot214 Quote Link to comment
lohengrimtams Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 you're not alone Quote Link to comment
kitzsen18 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 exam nanaman, sana madaling exam......... kc nong college ako nde ako nagchecheat Quote Link to comment
koopahl Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Instructor during remedial exams (Chemistry): You are authorized to commit suicide, but only do so after you've returned your paper and test question. We don't want blood spilled over them. Others will do the same next year. Good luck. (Out of 34 who took the remedials, only 2 failed...and no, they didn't commit suicide) Quote Link to comment
zij11zk Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 (edited) During Physical Training in CMT... Our drill officer shouted... ATTENTION GENTLEMEN... FORM A STRAIGHT CIRCLE!!! MOOOVE!!! (WHATDA... meron straight line... but straight circle??? baka perfect circle) Same officer walks up to three guys and gives a very loud command --- "BOTH OF YOU THREE... FOLLOW ME..." And finally during a parade... some troops were not able to follow his commands... he walks up to the group and shouts 'WHY COME??? WHY COME YOU CANNOT FOLLOW ME??? EHH???" heheheh (gusto ko na humirit ng.. "ser.. how come..." po... kaso baka mabartolina ako... at masigawan ni MR officer ng SSSYAADDAAPP!!!) damn... good thing this fellow is not our english teacher... will definitely k*ll him in class... hehehehe the good old days in school... Edited September 4, 2006 by zij11zk Quote Link to comment
zij11zk Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 My beloved alma mater's motto... (MODIFIED AFTER BECOMING AN MTC READER) MEN FOR OTHERS.....WOMEN FOR ME... :boo: Quote Link to comment
bluepilladdict Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 to a friend right before philo orals: "lundagin mo, beybe!" Quote Link to comment
ptech1975 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Before the exam: Todo dasal! After the exam: Parang santo sa bait, lahat ng nakatayo sa bus cute man o hinde binibigay ang seat (commute lang ako noon). Quote Link to comment
phaulgas Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 before the exam--- tol, pakopyat ha or d2 ako sa likod ni ..... hoy, wag mo kunin yang pwesto ko... after the exam--- mama, tawag kau sa school.... Quote Link to comment
ivan_citibanker Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 pac et bonum hehehehe Quote Link to comment
SanMigLight Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 before ng exam - ( feeling confident ) after ng exam - "mam' di po sakin yang kodigo na yan promise!" hehehe :goatee: Quote Link to comment
murdock_anal Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 BEFORE THE EXAM -- TOL, WAG MONG TATAKPAN PAPEL MO HA? AFTER THE EXAM --- SALAMAT TOL, SAAN MO GUSTO MAG-MERYENDA? Quote Link to comment
David Aames Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Bago mag exam: Kaya ko to... After mag exam: Gago ko talaga... Quote Link to comment
Samhain13 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 bahala na si batman!!! AMEN! :thumbsupsmiley: Quote Link to comment
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