dawnman Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 elow miss erotica...how r u doin? having fun already? more questions.... 1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days? 2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken? 3. I went to bed at eight O' clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine O'clock in the morning. How many hours of sleep would I get before being awakened by the alarm? 4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get? 5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left? 6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil lamp ,an oil heater and a candle, which would you light first? 7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What colour is the bear? 8. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark? Link to comment
Waterbearer Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I like your idea bout nurses and doctors with nothing underneath :evil: :boo: hemmingways, followup question ko :boo: 1. What is the best gift you can give to your husband? to your kids? 2. Do you agree that it is best to live healthy alone than be sick with someone else? 3. They seem to be asking you academic questions....are you a scientist by profession or are you an educator? 4. You said you would want to do it on top of a car....do you see yourself doing the foreplay while washing the car and each other (like the one in "Liberated") then working your way up to the top of the car? What type of car would you like to be on top of? :evil: 5. In all the struggles that you have been through, what is your inspiration? 6. Do you like to read? What do you read? 7. Do you cook? Are you great at cooking? What is your favorite dish? 8. How did love made you blind? 9. Are you emulating anyone at the moment? Who can that person be? 10. What ticks you off? 11. I admire you for saying that you find men with money and power attractive, unlike others who are so hypocritical about it....my question is why? 12. How are you preparing for your future? 13. Are you willing to be "The Other woman"? 14. Other than the Philippines, what other country do you see yourself residing permanently? 15. What has love taught you so far? 16. What current attributes do you think would help you become a good spouse and a good mother? 17. How do you leave a relationship? 18. What makes you cry? 19. Do you intend to stop smoking? drinking? 20. Are you a believer of cosmetic surgery? Link to comment
e_r0tica Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 (edited) elow miss erotica...how r u doin? having fun already? more questions.... 1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?12 months 2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken?zero hour eheheheheh 3. I went to bed at eight O' clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine O'clock in the morning. How many hours of sleep would I get before being awakened by the alarm?13 hrs 4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get? 25 5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left? none it doesnt say na live yung 17 sheep. 6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil lamp ,an oil heater and a candle, which would you light first? oilheater 7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What colour is the bear? white 8. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark? none alangya ka Mark... :grr: Edited November 2, 2006 by e_r0tica Link to comment
e_r0tica Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I like your idea bout nurses and doctors with nothing underneath :evil: :boo: hemmingways, followup question ko :boo: 1. What is the best gift you can give to your husband? to your kids?wala pa naman akong asawa at anak.....anyway if i have one best gift would be myself; and my devotion to them. 2. Do you agree that it is best to live healthy alone than be sick with someone else?if i love that sumone i would rather be with him 3. They seem to be asking you academic questions....are you a scientist by profession or are you an educator?im a tutor by profession, bs accountancy by degree 4. You said you would want to do it on top of a car....do you see yourself doing the foreplay while washing the car and each other (like the one in "Liberated") then working your way up to the top of the car? What type of car would you like to be on top of? :evil: you gave me nice idea. :evil: hndi ako mapili sa car basta wag lang kinakalawang hehehehehehe 5. In all the struggles that you have been through, what is your inspiration?my mom 6. Do you like to read? What do you read?yes..... sydney sheldon's novels and literotica 7. Do you cook? Are you great at cooking? What is your favorite dish?yes. great-mom ko. hong ba and apritada 8. How did love made you blind?hahhaahahahaha no comment 9. Are you emulating anyone at the moment? Who can that person be?none as of the moment..... just being myself 10. What ticks you off?dishonest persons 11. I admire you for saying that you find men with money and power attractive, unlike others who are so hypocritical about it....my question is why?i wanted to be dominated 12. How are you preparing for your future?saving and workinghard 13. Are you willing to be "The Other woman"?ahahahahahahahahaha YES! 14. Other than the Philippines, what other country do you see yourself residing permanently?Canada 15. What has love taught you so far?to be strong 16. What current attributes do you think would help you become a good spouse and a good mother?my experiences in life 17. How do you leave a relationship?tell the person straight.... 18. What makes you cry?love 19. Do you intend to stop smoking? drinking? yes 20. Are you a believer of cosmetic surgery?no pinasakit mo ulo ko ah! :cry: Link to comment
Waterbearer Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 (edited) sensya na ha anyways no more questions for me....just posted to say Congrats and more power to you Edited November 2, 2006 by Waterbearer Link to comment
Guest Dobermaxx Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 My turn :evil: Whats The Craziest Thing You Did For Love?Do You Let Your Partner Read Your Text Messages?First Thing U Did After A Major Break-up?What Has Love Taught You Lately?What Do You Talk About On Your First Date?Fling Relationship! Yes Or No, Why?Are guys clueless when it comes to women?Stupidest Things You've Argued About?Top 10 MTC males/females?What would you do to me?Rate my avatar.Gusto Mo Bang Bosohan Ang User Above You?Would You Date The Person Above You?Sinong Gusto Mong Mag-pm Sa Iyo?Sinong MTC Member ang Crush Nyo?Who Is The Most Mysterious Person In Mtc?Sinong M T C Member Ang Huling Nag-text Sa 'yo? Sinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Makasama Matulog?Sinong MTC Member Ang Gusto Mong Kumanta?Sinong MTC Member Ang Gusto Nyo Maka Date?How often do you log on to MTC?Me Or The Person Above Me?Safe Ba Na Ka-eb Ang User Above You Sa Tingin Mo?Whose Pm Inbox/sent Items Folder would you like to read?Sinong Mtc Member Ang Huli Mong Ni-text?Dedicate A Song/poem To The User Above You.MTC Matchmaker: Who Shall You Match? (at least 5 couples)Coolest Mtc Member?Sinong MTC Member Ang Kausap Mo Ngayon Sa Ym?What Would You Do To Me?How was your first MTC EB?MTC Members You Wish To Meet?Sinong Mtc Member Ang Masarap Kainuman?How did you discover MTC?Sinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Kasama Maligo?Sinong Kamuka Mong Artista?If You Were Another Existing MTC Handle?Sino-sino Na Nag-pm Sa 'yo?What's The Lamest And Weirdest "pm" You Received?Why Did You Join MTC?First person you met/dated in MTC?What Thread Or Forum Do You Go To First?Anong Reaksyon Mo Pag-down/offline Ang Mtc?What Is In MTC That You Like The Most?Type Nyo Bang Maghanap Ng Asawa D2 Sa MTC?Nahuli post mo dito, ano gagawin mo?Sinong Mtc Member Ang Masarap Kumain?Sinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Kasayaw?Kanino ka bibigay?Mtc's Funniest Nicknames?What's The Reason Behind Your Avatar?Sinong Idol Mo Sa MTC?Have U Ever Been Rejected By An MTC Member?What's Your Real Age?Saan ka nag Kinder,GS, HS & College?What was the last MTC eb you attended?Sino Sa MTC Ang Gusto Mong Syotain?Who's Your MTC Payaso?Sinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Imake-over?You Did Who?Makulit Ka Ba?Nasan Ka Ngayon?Huling Pumasok Sa Bibig Mo?Huli Mong Hinawakan?One Million Pesos: How Do You Plan To Spend It?Anong Website Ang Ini-explore Mo Ngayon?How Many Kids Would You Like To Have?Naligo ka ba?Differences Between Men And Women?Sino Ang Huling Tao Nakita Mo?Bakit Ka Baliw Sa Internet?Kung Xmen Ka--- Ano Powers Mo?who is your '10'?What Kind Of Drunk Are You?What was your favorite toy?What's Your Favorite Movie Line/s?Diffrentiate A Friend From A Lover.Are You A Flirt?How do you handle rejection?Are you 'beddable' or not?Malibog Ka Ba?Which Profession Turns You On?San Ipinuputok?Spit or Swallow?What Do You Feel When You Go Down on a Guy?Doggie Or Woman On Top?Do You Like It When People Watch You Having Sex?What Time Do You Prefer Having Sex?Ever Made Love To 2 Dfferent Men In 1 Day?What Do You Do When You Get Horny?Seb? Who'd Ya Wanna Meet?Have You Ever Filmed Your Sexual Performance?What Is The Dirtiest Dream You Ever Had?Size Or Performance?Do you want your guys wild in bed?What Is Your Preferred Dick Size?Have You Done It With A Married One?Are You A Sex Addict?Ever Been Caught Having Sex?Office Sexcapades/Affairs - Have U? Would U?Have You Ever Done It With The Same Sex?Sex With Your Partner: Quantity Or Quality?What Title Would You Give Your Sex Video/movie?Are you into Bondage & A Little Pain?How far would you go? Sexual things you would do/not doLeast Fave Sexual Position?What If Your Sex Partner Has Bad Breath?How Would You Like To Be Seduced?What makes a Woman Wild in BED?How To Initiate Sex?ARE YOU SHAVED OR NOT?Negligee/lingerie Or Just Buck-a$s Naked?Major Turn-offs?Paano Maglagay Ng Hickey/kissmark?Are You A Moaner/yeller/howler?Whats Makes A Man GOOD or BAD In Bed?What part of the body when kissed or touched arouses you?How Do You Keep Your Mind Off Sex?What is the best way to excite a woman?Your Rituals before Having Sex with your Partner?Female Masturbation, how do women do it?Style & Color Of Undies That Turns You On?Pagsinabi Bang "Kahit Saan" Anong Meaning Nun?What To Do You Say If You Don't Want To Go Down?Do you do role-playing in the bedroom?Threesome, how about it?Your Greatest Sex Experience?Sex With Your Teachers?Your First Motel Experience?Humps, Bolitas Or Wat? Link to comment
e_r0tica Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 (edited) My turn :evil: Whats The Craziest Thing You Did For Love?-falling inlove to a person i havent seen.Do You Let Your Partner Read Your Text Messages?-yesFirst Thing U Did After A Major Break-up?-drink and get drunkWhat Has Love Taught You Lately?-not to be stupid againWhat Do You Talk About On Your First Date?-hmmmmm hindi ko alam hindi pa ako nagdadate ngayon ehFling Relationship! Yes Or No, Why?No madali ako main love eh Are guys clueless when it comes to women?-yesStupidest Things You've Argued About?Top 10 MTC males/females?switlass; christina; hottlipss; slick; lt; yoi; bluegreen; msmanners; jenny baby;awo; yoi/ river, dobermaxx, debonaire; dennis; Russ; mondo; consig; pilyo; stormsreigns; wildnutzz; kreanga;waterbearer ala na akong kilalahehehehehehheeheWhat would you do to me? walaRate my avatar. 10Gusto Mo Bang Bosohan Ang User Above You? ayawWould You Date The Person Above You? lumalabas naman tayo ng bangerzzzz no need to date aheheheheheheSinong Gusto Mong Mag-pm Sa Iyo?-ikawSinong MTC Member ang Crush Nyo?-wala ehWho Is The Most Mysterious Person In Mtc?- si bubuySinong M T C Member Ang Huling Nag-text Sa 'yo?-poorguySinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Makasama Matulog?-walaSinong MTC Member Ang Gusto Mong Kumanta?-walaSinong MTC Member Ang Gusto Nyo Maka Date?-stormreignsHow often do you log on to MTC?-everydayMe Or The Person Above Me?youSafe Ba Na Ka-eb Ang User Above You Sa Tingin Mo?--yesWhose Pm Inbox/sent Items Folder would you like to read?yours, river, dennis, debsSinong Mtc Member Ang Huli Mong Ni-text?poorguyDedicate A Song/poem To The User Above You. tukso layuan mo ako heheheheheheheMTC Matchmaker: Who Shall You Match? (at least 5 couples)naku hindi ako magaling dyanTry: Christina- MondoRuss-BgWildnutzz-LbRiver- dami puedeDobs-dami puedeCoolest Mtc Member? all the alabangerzSinong MTC Member Ang Kausap Mo Ngayon Sa Ym? wildnutzz; battlemaster_2006 What Would You Do To Me?walaHow was your first MTC EB?greatMTC Members You Wish To Meet?dami sila ehSinong Mtc Member Ang Masarap Kainuman?-albangerzHow did you discover MTC?-thru simpleSinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Kasama Maligo?-si LT lolzSinong Kamuka Mong Artista?-ahahahhaahaha sabi nila Sheila Israel and Joey albert dawIf You Were Another Existing MTC Handle?donnabelleSino-sino Na Nag-pm Sa 'yo?ang dami hindi ko na matandaanWhat's The Lamest And Weirdest "pm" You Received?asl and ala pa namanWhy Did You Join MTC? met with simple, river and etc and i think they are cool kaya sumali ako sa mtcFirst person you met/dated in MTC?noneWhat Thread Or Forum Do You Go To First?alabangerzzAnong Reaksyon Mo Pag-down/offline Ang Mtc?inis na inisWhat Is In MTC That You Like The Most?alabangerzzType Nyo Bang Maghanap Ng Asawa D2 Sa MTC?puede rinNahuli post mo dito, ano gagawin mo?wlaSinong Mtc Member Ang Masarap Kumain?kumain ng ano???Sinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Kasayaw?LTKanino ka bibigay?eheheheheheMtc's Funniest Nicknames?What's The Reason Behind Your Avatar? to teaseSinong Idol Mo Sa MTC?river; dobs; debs; dennisHave U Ever Been Rejected By An MTC Member?yesWhat's Your Real Age? 34Saan ka nag Kinder,GS, HS & College?Cotabato City Institue ; Dela Salle UniversityWhat was the last MTC eb you attended?anniversarySino Sa MTC Ang Gusto Mong Syotain?si waterbearerWho's Your MTC Payaso?walaSinong Mtc Member Ang Gusto Mong Imake-over?walaYou Did Who?wlaMakulit Ka Ba?medyoNasan Ka Ngayon?bahayHuling Pumasok Sa Bibig Mo?waterHuli Mong Hinawakan?computerOne Million Pesos: How Do You Plan To Spend It?bigay sa chairtyAnong Website Ang Ini-explore Mo Ngayon?mtcHow Many Kids Would You Like To Have?2Naligo ka ba?yesDifferences Between Men And Women?mens have balls, women dont haveSino Ang Huling Tao Nakita Mo?mom koBakit Ka Baliw Sa Internet?kakatuwa ehKung Xmen Ka--- Ano Powers Mo?telekeneticwho is your '10'? 10 what?What Kind Of Drunk Are You?hot eheheheheheheWhat was your favorite toy?wala akong toy ehWhat's Your Favorite Movie Line/s?Diffrentiate A Friend From A Lover.Are You A Flirt?nopeHow do you handle rejection?ngiaks drink and get drunkAre you 'beddable' or not?beddableMalibog Ka Ba?medyo langWhich Profession Turns You On?-nothing in particularSan Ipinuputok?sa loob eheheheheheSpit or Swallow?swallowWhat Do You Feel When You Go Down on a Guy?nervous lolDoggie Or Woman On Top?woman on topDo You Like It When People Watch You Having Sex?noWhat Time Do You Prefer Having Sex?noparticular timeEver Made Love To 2 Dfferent Men In 1 Day?nopeWhat Do You Do When You Get Horny?play with myselfSeb? Who'd Ya Wanna Meet?nopeHave You Ever Filmed Your Sexual Performance?nopeWhat Is The Dirtiest Dream You Ever Had?having sex on top of the carSize Or Performance?performanceDo you want your guys wild in bed?yesWhat Is Your Preferred Dick Size?secretHave You Done It With A Married One?yesAre You A Sex Addict?nopeEver Been Caught Having Sex?yesOffice Sexcapades/Affairs - Have U? Would U?none; yes i would like toHave You Ever Done It With The Same Sex?not yetSex With Your Partner: Quantity Or Quality?qualityWhat Title Would You Give Your Sex Video/movie?e_roticaAre you into Bondage & A Little Pain?yesHow far would you go? Sexual things you would do/not doLeast Fave Sexual Position?on top; butterfly; btsWhat If Your Sex Partner Has Bad Breath?ehehehehehe tootbrush munaHow Would You Like To Be Seduced?in a situation where i am so busy or i need my full atteention... you would whisper something sexy and u would start kissing my neck.What makes a Woman Wild in BED?when im tipsyHow To Initiate Sex? flash boobs lolz joke ewan koARE YOU SHAVED OR NOT?shaveNegligee/lingerie Or Just Buck-a$s Naked?negligee Major Turn-offs?dishonest and manlolokoPaano Maglagay Ng Hickey/kissmark?aba hindi ko alamAre You A Moaner/yeller/howler?moanerWhats Makes A Man GOOD or BAD In Bed?when he misses my boobs sa foreplayWhat part of the body when kissed or touched arouses you?boobsHow Do You Keep Your Mind Off Sex? workWhat is the best way to excite a woman?for me kissing my neckYour Rituals before Having Sex with your Partner?coffeeFemale Masturbation, how do women do it?hirap describe ahStyle & Color Of Undies That Turns You On?black - tbackPagsinabi Bang "Kahit Saan" Anong Meaning Nun?ba kahit tayo uminom ok langWhat To Do You Say If You Don't Want To Go Down?not in the moodDo you do role-playing in the bedroom?yesThreesome, how about it?hmmmmmYour Greatest Sex Experience?ay wala paSex With Your Teachers?nopeYour First Motel Experience?matagal na when i was in college pa with my ex husbandHumps, Bolitas Or Wat?ano daw??? :grr: Edited November 3, 2006 by e_r0tica Link to comment
Stephen A. Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 where do you find the courage to post very sexy pics?... Link to comment
e_r0tica Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 where do you find the courage to post very sexy pics?... friends..... :cool: and also i remember the saying if you have it flaunt it..... :* Link to comment
wildnutzz Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 hello gorgeous...hmmm... isa lang muna... can you please complete the sentece for me? "I am so horny, I can _______" multiple answers are encouraged... Link to comment
e_r0tica Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 (edited) hello gorgeous...hmmm... isa lang muna... can you please complete the sentece for me? "I am so horny, I can _______" I can eat horse :boo: I can roll on the floor :cool: I can make myself cum hehehehehe I can have SEB (joke lang)I can have ONS multiple answers are encouraged... :grr: ka RIchard! Edited November 3, 2006 by e_r0tica Link to comment
wildnutzz Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 (edited) you're so horny... you can eat a horse? hehehe! i have another... have you ever masturbated over a guys sexy voice on the phone? Edited November 3, 2006 by wildnutzz Link to comment
e_r0tica Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 you're so horny... you can eat a horse? hehehe! i have another... have you ever masturbated over a guys sexy voice on the phone? YES :cool: Link to comment
dawnman Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 EI...TNX 4 BEInG A SPORT :cool: 1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?12 months CORRECT 2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken?zero hour eheheheheh - 1 hour! Take the first pill right away. Half an hour later, take the second pill. Half an hour later, take the third. Total time spent, 1 hour. 3. I went to bed at eight O' clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine O'clock in the morning. How many hours of sleep would I get before being awakened by the alarm?13 hrs - You just can't tell because I wound up my clock AFTER I went to bed. 4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get? 25 - The answer is 70! How? Well, this one is debated a lot. But it still makes sense. Think about it. What does half really mean? It's 0.5 right? What is 30 divided by 0.5? 60! Now 60 + 10 = 70. 5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left? none it doesnt say na live yung 17 sheep. - 9! All BUT nine died, which means nine are still alive. 6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil lamp ,an oil heater and a candle, which would you light first? oilheater - The match. If you didn't light that first, you wouldn't be able to light anything else. 7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What colour is the bear? white - CORRECT 8. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark? none - CORRECT good morning!!! Link to comment
akasaru Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 for you, a guy who touching his self is okay???? Link to comment
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