Guest River Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Eto 'Tay! As my doting father, which five MTC studs would you want to see me on a date with, and why? (Ako na bahalang mag-PM sa kanila.) I know, kasama na si Wussie 'dun, pero maliban pa sa kanya. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> pwera russie? Golfer...para matikman mo kung pano masalya sa pader. :evil: Debonaire...alam ko namang matagal mo ng pangarap to eh.. Betong...pagbigyan mo na ang matanda...sawa ng tumabi sa lola eh. Dobermaxx....para naman makatikim ka ng buy one take one... yun eh kung di mo pa nadate si slick and lastly...consig...pagbigyan mo na rin...virgin pa yan eh.. :boo: Link to comment
malisyosa_ako Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 tama ba nakikita ko..? admin river ang nsa hotseat..? :boo: halika nga d2... :evil: gaano ba kalaki ang sau..? :evil: :boo: Link to comment
^bhang^ Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Link to comment
bubuy Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Sinong Alabangerzzz girl ang pinakauna mo papakilala sa akin? Bakit? Sinong mga lady MTC member na hindi ko pa namimeet ang mga dapat ko makilala ayon sa iyong kagustuhan? Name 5 and why. Bakit naman ako ang idol mo? Link to comment
Switlass Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 2. PSP Bastos ka nga Tay! Buti na lang hindi ako nag mana sayo! :boo: Answer: Trophy 5. Vibrator - I'm usually over 10 inches.- Battery Operated gadgets turn me on.- You can play with my knobs. TV set! Wow - you got everything else right. Maybe you're not all about kamanyakan after all... but then again.... 6 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 5 Anonymous Users)1 Members: [T-Admin]River, Belly Dancer*, russ_el*, bluegreen717*, LT*, GOLFER* hoy hoy hoy...kita ko kayo.. Eh kasi parati nalang ikaw! RUSS, RUSS, RUSS!!! Sabihin pa nilang napaka-loyal ko sa 'yo! :cry: Gusto mo away?!?! love it! :thumbsupsmiley: I'm back with more questions!!! Link to comment
sebyang Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 one word/adjective (one work lng ha! wag pasaway!) that would best describe the following peeps (according to u!) fearless loverLTmljbetongmondoconsigdebsdobsjoelwarhammerrusselhmlokhgolferswitlassjennybabyltwwwbluegreentinaysimplelovingsebyangprettybabema Link to comment
psy Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 (edited) Tatay, nami miss mo ba ako? Edited June 24, 2006 by psy Link to comment
consiglieri Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 consig...pagbigyan mo na rin...virgin pa yan eh.. :boo: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Magandang umaga tay... mukhang marami kang kailangang sagutin Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 ayos...salamat tay... isip pa tayo ng tanong... para di ot... 1. Nageenjoy ka naman sa ginagawa mo ngayon?have you read the questions here? 2. Kung papalitan ng maykapal ang etet mo ng kahit anong bagay na matigas at mahaba ano ang papapalit mo jan?hmmm...mas matigas at mas mahaba na....etits. potah ano gusto mo palitko dyan, batuta? 3. Kung kotse ka, ano ka at bakit?mazda3...astig. 4. Anong paborito mong tv show, bakit?lahat ng may tsismis.. 5. Pag nagising ka sa isang kwarto ng nakahubad at nakatali at may nakitang lalaki na may latigo, ano ang una mong isisigaw?depende kung sino...kung si debs..."COME HERE CUPCAKE" :evil: 6. Madali ka ba malasing?medyo 7. Pag may magandang chick, mas madali ka ba malasing?di ako nalalasing....nae-L. 8. Anong paborito mong ulam?tilapia. Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 tama ba nakikita ko..? admin river ang nsa hotseat..? :boo: halika nga d2... :evil: gaano ba kalaki ang sau..? :evil: :boo:<{POST_SNAPBACK}> hey there malisyosa...havent seen you for a while. what do you mean gano kalaki? nung last eb akala mo ba sa braso ka nakahawak? :boo: Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 tay... ito pa po... 1. tell us 5 things that we still do not know about you that you want to tell us5 things you probably dont know about me? im lactose intolerant.im terrified of needles. :cry: i love the beach but afraid of the open sea.im claustrophobicand...i cant stand cryptonite. 2. name 5 things that makes you happy the mostmy kidsboracaysupermarketpeace and quiet in my banyoand...sex. :boo: 3. what's the most best thing that you ever learned in kindergarten (kung meron na po nung time mo po)hoy hoy hoy... meron nun kasi martial law ako nag kinder. 4. when was the first time you cried? why?grade 3... ginugunting etits ko eh. :cry: Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Tatay, nami miss mo ba ako? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hey psy...how are you doing? hows my...............apo? :cry: Link to comment
Hudson Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Good morning uli mahal kong AmA. yes or no lang sagot dito. purity test ito. :evil: "Have you ever . . ."1) French kissed (tongued)?2) been on a blind date?3) had or given a hickey?4) engaged in foreplay?5) read a pornographic book or magazine?6) masturbated to a picture?7) sucked an MOS's(member of the opposite sex) breasts or had your breasts sucked?8) seen a pornographic movie?9) gone coed skinny-dipping?10) committed an act of exhibitionism (moon, streak, flash)?11) masturbated?12) purchased contraceptives?13) engaged in foreplay for more than two hours consecutively?14) been shopping inside a porn shop?15) showered or bathed with an MOS?16) shaved your pubic hair?17) committed an act of voyeurism?18) had sex with a virgin?19) had sex in a car?20) had sex outdoors?21) experienced a lap dance?22) gone to a strip club or porn house?23) performed a strip tease for an MOS?24) met with someone for sex only?25) had sex non-stop for an hour?26) interrupted a couple having sex?27) jerked off or fingered by an MOS?28) jerked off or fingered an MOS?29) photographed a MOS naked?30) been naked in photos taken by a MOS?31) given oral sex to a MOS?32) done 69?33) had sex in three or more positions?34) experimented sexually before puberty?35) been caught masturbating?36) masturbated with another person in the room?37) watched another person masturbate?38) watched another party have sex?39) had sex in a public place?40) had sex during menstruation?41) gotten a woman pregnant?42) (arranged, had) an abortion?43) have a child or children?44) had a V.D. test?45) had a V.D.?46) orgasmed three or more times in one night?47) traveled over 100 miles just to get laid?48) cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse?49) picked up a stranger for sex?50) had sex with a member that you've met on MTC?51) had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 10 years or more?52) had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 20 years or more?53) put an inanimate object up your anus?54) had anal sex?55) had sex in front of a third party?56) had an alcoholic drink?57) been drunk?58) used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance?59) had an alcoholic blackout?60) smoked tobacco?61) smoked pot or hashish?62) used LSD, PCP, heroin, or Mushrooms?63) used cocaine?64) used three or more recreational drugs in one night?65) been arrested?66) been convicted of a crime?67) accepted money to remove any clothing?68) gotten laid on the first date?69) had a threesome?70) had a foursome?71) attended any of the orgy or swinger parties held by our members?72) rimmed a partner?73) Sought out a hooker?77) engaged with a hooker or gigolo?75) had sex with two MOSes at the same time?76) had sex with two different people separately in a 24 hr period?77) videotaped yourself having sex?78) accepted money to perform a sexual act?79) gave or received sex with a strap-on?80) slept with a married MOS?81) been engaged?82) been married?83) had sex with a friend of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse?84) had sex with a relative of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse?85) had sex with more than 10 different people in your life?86) had sex with more than 30 different people in your life?87) had sex with more than 50 different people in your life?88) had sex with an unconscious person?89) been propositioned by a homosexual?90) accepted?91) kissed a member of the SAME sex?92) been masturbated by a member of the SAME sex?93) been orally stimulated by a member of the SAME sex?94) had sex with a member of the SAME sex?95) lived in a threesome (sex with 2 others) for a month or more?96) been involved in an orgy or swingers party?97) engaged in bondage?98) engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment?99) engaged in group (5 or more people) sex?100) recommended MTC to another person? Tsaka na ang score mo. :hypocritesmiley: Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Last na muna. ***I do not type this way!!!!** deSCribe yOuR peRfeCt 10! fOR mALe & feMaLe(height, body built, complexion, hair, attitude, etc)petite, long hair, white skin, nice boobs. :cool: SinGLe oR mARRieD?(ano ba talaga ang mas masaya?) im married.............twice. whAt iS the mOSt memORabLe eB yOu gOne tO? WhAt dO yoU dAydReAM about freQuentLY? sex. :evil: tOtOO bAnG mAtiNiK aNg tAhiMiK? bAkit? iS it pOSSibLE tO fALL iN LoVe witH sOmeOne yOu hAveN't seeN? why? i dont think so. otheR tHaN i LOVE yOu, anO pA piNakA rOmANtiC wORdS nA nASabi sA iyO? f#&k ME. :evil: whAt dO yOu nOtiCe fiRSt iN a girl? boobs. LoVeLife oR cAReeR? lovelife. dO yOu beLeive iN sOuL mAteS?definitely whiCh quALitY iS mOSt iMpORtAnT tO yOu iN a pARtNeR? honest. hOW dO yOu kiSS? pLS eLebORate ... that would be difficult...but i can show you sometime. whAt uPSet yOu mOSt? mayabang hOW dO yOu fiGHt LoNeLiNeSS? masturbate :boo: aRe yOu the jeALoUS type? up tO whAt eXteNt? yes.. wOuLd yOu stiLL wAit fOR the One oR settLe fOR whAt yOu hAVe? what i have. whAt CaN/did yOu gAVe uP fOR LoVe? everything. WoULd yOu mAkE LOVe sA tAoNG mAhAL mO peRO hiNdi kA mAhAL? sure why not. nA attRaCt/iN LoVe kA bA sA sister nG gf mO? yes. whAt wOuLd mAke yOu LeAVe yOuR dAte? pag maarte. :hypocritesmiley: cRaZieSt thiNG yOu did fOR LoVe? retire. wOuLd yOu aLLoW yOuR SO tO phOtOGrAph yOu nUdE? vidEOtaPe yOuR LoVemAkiNG? nopewhAt cAn i fiNd iN yOuR roOM? DVDsbLaCk oR wHite? white.Boxers or briefs? boxerswhAtS yOuR pASSiON? pets Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 hehehe...i think i'll answer this one. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? most likely. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? they use to...until someone added ass. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? it didnt say its not horny. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? f#&kers. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? theres no such thing as onety. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? Do jollibbee employees eat at mcdonalds. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? i think theyre called nipples. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? to receive help. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? it would be the speed of light. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. becoz suddenly you turned it off. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? it didnt work. Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? probably, otherwise they could have paid $4 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? yes, apparently he loves anal sex. Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Sinong Alabangerzzz girl ang pinakauna mo papakilala sa akin? Bakit?si bluegreen.... para makita ko kung paano ka isalya sa pader. :evil: Sinong mga lady MTC member na hindi ko pa namimeet ang mga dapat ko makilala ayon sa iyong kagustuhan? Name 5 and why.hmmm. medyo mahirap tong sagutin bubuy, dahil sanay akong ikaw ang nagpapakilala ng mga lady sa kin dito sa mtc. Bakit naman ako ang idol mo? hehehe...kasi hindi makukumpleto ang kasabihang...if bubuy wants, river gets. :boo: Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Good morning uli mahal kong AmA. yes or no lang sagot dito. purity test ito. :evil: Tsaka na ang score mo. :hypocritesmiley: potek hems... tinalo mo pa question ni jennyb...lintek ka 100 to ah. "Have you ever . . ."1) French kissed (tongued)? YES2) been on a blind date? YES3) had or given a hickey? YES4) engaged in foreplay? YES5) read a pornographic book or magazine? YES6) masturbated to a picture? YES7) sucked an MOS's(member of the opposite sex) breasts or had your breasts sucked? YES8) seen a pornographic movie? YES9) gone coed skinny-dipping? YES10) committed an act of exhibitionism (moon, streak, flash)? ONCE11) masturbated? YES12) purchased contraceptives? YES13) engaged in foreplay for more than two hours consecutively? YES14) been shopping inside a porn shop? YES15) showered or bathed with an MOS? YES16) shaved your pubic hair? YES17) committed an act of voyeurism? NOT REALLY18) had sex with a virgin? YES19) had sex in a car? YES20) had sex outdoors? YES21) experienced a lap dance? YES22) gone to a strip club or porn house? YES23) performed a strip tease for an MOS? NOPE24) met with someone for sex only? YES25) had sex non-stop for an hour? YES26) interrupted a couple having sex? NO27) jerked off or fingered by an MOS? YES28) jerked off or fingered an MOS? YES29) photographed a MOS naked? YES30) been naked in photos taken by a MOS? NO31) given oral sex to a MOS? YES32) done 69? YES33) had sex in three or more positions? YES34) experimented sexually before puberty? YES35) been caught masturbating? YES36) masturbated with another person in the room? MOS - YES37) watched another person masturbate? MOS - YES38) watched another party have sex? YES39) had sex in a public place? YES40) had sex during menstruation? YES41) gotten a woman pregnant? 5 TIMES42) (arranged, had) an abortion? NO43) have a child or children? YES44) had a V.D. test? YES45) had a V.D.? NO46) orgasmed three or more times in one night? YES47) traveled over 100 miles just to get laid? YES48) cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse? 49) picked up a stranger for sex? YES50) had sex with a member that you've met on MTC? YES51) had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 10 years or more? YES52) had sex with a MOS with an age difference of 20 years or more? NO53) put an inanimate object up your anus? HELL NO54) had anal sex? MOS - YES55) had sex in front of a third party? NO56) had an alcoholic drink? YES57) been drunk? DEFINITELY58) used alcohol to lower an MOS's resistance? YES59) had an alcoholic blackout? NO60) smoked tobacco? YES61) smoked pot or hashish? ABSTAIN62) used LSD, PCP, heroin, or Mushrooms? NEVER63) used cocaine? NEVER64) used three or more recreational drugs in one night? NEVER65) been arrested? YES66) been convicted of a crime? NO67) accepted money to remove any clothing? NO68) gotten laid on the first date? YES69) had a threesome? NO70) had a foursome? NO71) attended any of the orgy or swinger parties held by our members? YES72) rimmed a partner? YES73) Sought out a hooker? YES77) engaged with a hooker or gigolo? YES75) had sex with two MOSes at the same time? NO76) had sex with two different people separately in a 24 hr period? YES77) videotaped yourself having sex? YES78) accepted money to perform a sexual act? NO79) gave or received sex with a strap-on? NO80) slept with a married MOS? 81) been engaged? YES82) been married? TWICE83) had sex with a friend of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse? YES84) had sex with a relative of a current boyfriend/girlfriend or spouse? YES85) had sex with more than 10 different people in your life? YES86) had sex with more than 30 different people in your life? YES87) had sex with more than 50 different people in your life? YES88) had sex with an unconscious person? NO89) been propositioned by a homosexual? YES90) accepted? HELL NO91) kissed a member of the SAME sex? NO WAY92) been masturbated by a member of the SAME sex? NO93) been orally stimulated by a member of the SAME sex? NEVER94) had sex with a member of the SAME sex? HELL NO95) lived in a threesome (sex with 2 others) for a month or more? NO96) been involved in an orgy or swingers party? NO97) engaged in bondage? NO98) engaged in sadomasochism for sexual enjoyment? NO99) engaged in group (5 or more people) sex? NO100) recommended MTC to another person? YES Link to comment
jennybaby Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 kaloka ka talaga tay!!!! :thumbsupsmiley: sige, eto pa... 1. if you were a macho dancer, what would your stage name be? 2. what would your "special show" be like? 3. without asking, touching, and/or getting a guy naked, what is the best way to tell if he's a biggie? 4. make kwento your funniest sex perience 5. lights on, off, or low? 6. what music would you prefer to be playing in the background for -a romantic night, wining & dining with your partner-getting someone in the mood/foreplay-slow, sensual lovemaking-wild, animalistic sex 7. what sex fantasy have you yet to fulfill? 8. which song best suits... -simple-bubuy-mondo-www-hmlokh-belly-lolobets-swit-dobs-slick-debs-tinay-consig-war-jennybaby-russiewussie-joel-bluegreen-J9-e_rotica-golfer-icee-virus-YOU :* Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 hahahaha....sasagutin ko my dear... basta panood ng cam ha.. :evil: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> game!! sagutin mo na! :evil: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ahem ahem...nasagot ko na first set mo... so kelan ako manonood sa cam.. :evil: i wanna see you dance like no one's watching. :boo: Link to comment
Guest River Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 hindi sinagot tanong ko <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hey you...teka kaya...isip ko pa sagot eh. send mo nga pala ym mo...send ko sa yo link ng groups. Link to comment
DELISYUS Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 if you're going to build your own harem, who among the MTCers will be in it and why? (ayan ha... isang question lang...i see kasi pinuputakte ka na nila eh) Link to comment
russ Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 sinong MTC ladies ang gusto mo isama sa BATIKALBS or KALB-ORGY? Bakit? and explain in 500 words not including alabanger ladies ha Link to comment
consiglieri Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 hmmm... parang busy si tatay...naguguluhan na... dagdagan pa natin 1. Ano talaga ang gusto mo maging nung bata ka? (Doktor, Abogado etc...)2. Sa tingin mo, sinong artista ang kahilatsa ng itsura mo3. Would you ever try skydiving?4. Ano ang pinakapaborito mo na pelikula all time?5. Bakit mahilig ka manood ng DVD?6. Kung papayagan ka palitan ang nick ng mga taga MTC ano ang gagawin mong nick ni -Dobs-Debs-switlass-Slick-Hmlokh-Belly Dancer-BlueGreen-LT-LEX-e_rotica-russ_el-mondo-^^christina-GOLFER-Lolo betong-bubuy-consiglieri-virus-sebyang Link to comment
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