M T C Hotseat

[tamago]

Do nat harts me bwehehehehe

 

If you got an offer to join the Viva Hot Babes, would u accept it?

 

Can I be part of the FUGLY nation as well? Kasi kung fat and ugly ka, I think I'm also fat and ugly

 

How come blind men don't skydive?

 

What do you think is the sexiest part of your body?

[Guest River]

:*  Papa River!  Is it breastfeeding time?   Thank you for such a beautiful description!

 

YES YES YES!  Mahal na mahal kita Papa River!   Through all the controversies on the board, you have remained as impartial as possible and as well-mannered.  Can't not love a guy like you. :*

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wow.... hehehe...yan ang positive effect ng breastfeeding.. wabyu too me everdearest..

 

Eto pa ibang question...just to test how virgin your way of thinking is. :sick: ...or katulad ka rin ng bangerz na maginoong bastos...

 

1. What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

 

2. What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

 

3. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

 

4. What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

 

Now I will ask some "what am I" sort of questions.

5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

 

6. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

 

7. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

 

8.I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

 

9. What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

 

10. What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.

 

11. What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

 

12. What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

[Zerreit]

Hey Lips! You're finally on the Hot Seat!

 

What's the single thought that never fails to make you smile no matter how horrible your day turns out?

 

If you were an existing work of fiction, which one would be and why?

 

Name one thing that you will never ever do in bed.

 

[DELISYUS]

assuming that none of the MTCers you know are in relationships (with MTCers and non-MTCers), and everyone's up for grabs... give at least 5 pairings (at LEAST ha) that you think will be compatible sexually (pwedeng M-F, F-F or M-M... tsaka na yung 3somes)

 

explain why

 

 

 

 

 

what's your ultimate

 

comfort food?

 

pet peeve?

 

dream vacation?

 

favorite book?

 

 

 

 

remembering the late 80s and early 90s, name (at least) 5 OPM songs that might sound jologs now but you'd forever really like

 

 

[lemon]

my questions, dearest lipstick :* :

 

* if it takes 5 minutes for 5 monkeys to eat 5 bananas. how many minutes would it take 2 monkeys to eat 2 bananas?

 

* when was the last time you got laid?

 

* when you're really, really tired, what is the one thought that can perk you up almost immediately?

 

* eveyone has a few things in their closet that doesn’t fit... name 3 in yours.

 

* if you can have only one thing you want right now, what would it be? remember one thing only.

 

* you never run out of kind words on the board even if you say them with a tight lip, without naming anyone, what would be the most unkind thing you would've wanted to say to someone here but didn't? (save the profanities, of course.)

 

* which one is more likely to take you a step further into a relationship: sex without emotional bond or emotional bond without sex? can you elaborate as to why not the other?

 

* describe your ideal guy - personality, hobbies, kinks, whatever you think is important.

 

* which 3 qualities do think others admire most about you?

 

* let me take you back when you were 20, 10 and 5 years younger. what didn't you do then, that if you could, you would do at that age? and what did you do then that if given a chance wouldn't have done? (3 answers each)

 

hep, you can make batok later... i didn't come out of retirement for nothing, y'know.

 

[Lusting4U]

parengLIPS!

 

1. Were you HURTED when you lost someone you love?

2. Did you try to have your wrist CUTTED?

 

Sana you missED me too

 

[Guest Dobermaxx]

Quick question lang.

 

 

DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY? YEAH!!!!! :evil: (insert bad teeth and frilly shirt here)

[Lipstick]

Commercial Break:

 

You fookin' wankers! I just finished my 8am-5pm meeting and am about to go into another. It's going to take me eons to answer all the Qs! Wala bang ruling na one Q per member? :lol:

[wyette]

Commercial Break:

 

You fookin' wankers!  I just finished my 8am-5pm meeting and am about to go into another.  It's going to take me eons to answer all the Qs!   Wala bang ruling na one Q per member? :lol:

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Walang rule na ganun ati!

 

 

Ati lips, before i leave on a jetbus tonight, here are some simple Qs:

 

-Who's your fave porn actor?

 

-How do you sleep? (except for eyes closed :boo: )

 

-Where is FUGLY nation?

 

-Can I belong to that kingdom? How?

 

-Where do i sign up?

 

-Sino pinaka love mo sa MTC world? (sa world lang po ha! )

 

 

 

 

~yun lang ati lips. Have to catch the bus to Manila. And hope i won't be late!

 

:*

[Lipstick]

Eto na ang umpisa ng kalbaryo ko sa pagsasagot!

mwehehe sis, feel ko naman you'd bed me lang kasi you like hearing me moan eh

 

how do you imagine Lucifer's harem would be like?

 

if you're going to build (?) an MTC harem, who would be in it and why?

 

do you know anyone personally who's into animals? what was your reaction when you found out?

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Deli, if only to hear you moan would be well worth it! :thumbsupsmiley:

 

Lucifer's harem would probably be similar to that of wolfie's, bubuy's, river's or dobs :boo:

 

My very own harem? Mixed? Or girls lang? :evil:

 

No, I don't know anyone personally who is into bestiality --- would Wolfie's groupies qualify? Oh hang on, isn't Insomnia Girl into animals and muppets?

[Lipstick]

Do nat harts me bwehehehehe

 

If you got an offer to join the Viva Hot Babes, would u accept it?

 

Can I be part of the FUGLY nation as well? Kasi kung fat and ugly ka, I think I'm also fat and ugly

 

How come blind men don't skydive?

 

What do you think is the sexiest part of your body?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I will harted you!

 

 

First and foremost the only offer I would get from the VIVA HOT BABES camp would be the position of yaya So in that context no, I wouldn't accept an offer from them because I wouldn't want to be anyone else's yaya-- kasi I have two kids of my own to whom I am a yaya 24/7 na.

 

Why the hell would you want to be part of FUGLY nation? Don't you know FUGLY residents don't ever get laid???? In that case eh panay post mo sa WHEN thread so I guess you don't qualify

 

Blind men don't skydive because they are in danger of landing on their nose first.

 

The sexiest part of my body (if any) would have to be that part where the sun don't ever shine on --- my brain :hypocritesmiley:

[Lipstick]

wow.... hehehe...yan ang positive effect ng breastfeeding.. wabyu too me everdearest..

 

Eto pa ibang question...just to test how virgin your way of thinking is. :sick: ...or katulad ka rin ng bangerz na maginoong bastos...

 

1. What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

2. What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

3. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

4. What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

Now I will ask some "what am I" sort of questions.

5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.  What am I?

6. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.  What am I?

7. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

8.I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

9. What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? 

10. What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.

11. What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

12. What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'll tell you right off the bat Papa River that I am bastos through and through! Wala nang maginoo maginoo!

 

1. Udders? Seriously, legs.

2. This is easy ... da coconut!

3. Pink Cotton Candy! :thumbsupsmiley: of course Bubble Yum comes to mind as well. *bow*

4. Shake hands :hypocritesmiley:

5. Ship's sails? Or something similar like a tent/teepee?

6. Oh oh oh, this is exciting --- a wedding band!!!!

7. A popsicle? :boo: Heheh actually it's a the ilong ranger! Didja know that sneezing sometimes comes close to that feeling of cumming?

8. Fountain pen?

9. FlamingFork. Or a firetruck!

10. Fork na fork!

11. oooooooh! I got mine two years a go! My late hubby's SURNAME

12. Ahhh one of my fave parts too this one! I wear a representation of it around my wrist --- a man's :heart:

 

pang autograph book ito ah!

[Lipstick]

Hey Lips! You're finally on the Hot Seat!

 

What's the single thought that never fails to make you smile no matter how horrible your day turns out?

 

If you were an existing work of fiction, which one would be and why?

 

Name one thing that you will never ever do in bed.

 

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Haha yes! Finally after 3 effin' years

 

Recently it has been Sabrina welcoming me home with an embrace followed by a "how was your day mom?"

 

Nancy the from the cartoon strip NANCY. :thumbsupsmiley:

 

I would never ever fall asleep while shagging.

[Lipstick]

assuming that none of the MTCers you know are in relationships (with MTCers and non-MTCers), and everyone's up for grabs... give at least 5 pairings (at LEAST ha) that you think will be compatible sexually (pwedeng M-F, F-F or M-M... tsaka na yung 3somes)

 

explain why

 

what's your ultimate

-comfort food?

-pet peeve?

-dream vacation?

-favorite book?

 

remembering the late 80s and early 90s, name (at least)  5 OPM songs that might sound jologs now but you'd forever really like

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

This is torture woman!

 

MTC Pairings:

1. DELI and LUSTING4U - simply because he has been relentlessly trying for 2years now to get you in the sack! Gotta give the man A for effort and a nice happy ending to this carnal saga!

2. EIGHT OF ORBS and LEON DEL FIERRO - may nangyayaring unconsumated pagnanasa here so I think they should just, in the words of BB, DO IT! :thumbsupsmiley:

3. WOLF and MISB - same story as Ati and BokbokManok. :hypocritesmiley:

4. Dobs and Debs - people are always teasing them to each other and they are BFFs so they must dig the same sexual things don't ya think?

5. Chief LC and Zerreit - They're both angst ridden and I think they would have good, hard, angry, sex.

 

Comfort food for me is tuyo and fried itlog! :thumbsupsmiley:

 

Most hated pet peeve would be people who don't wear slippers at home! :thumbsdownsmiley: yuck suka suka. I also really loathe overbearing and rude people.

 

I'd really love to find myself in old Europe, walking the cobblestone rues in Paris under the rain. I love looking at art and could spend the whole day just sitting in a museum. But closer to home, any vacation finding me on the shore of a beautiful beach is already a dream fulfilled.

 

Gosh, I can't pick out just one book ano Deli! That would be a crime! But top of mind I would say I love the books of Anais Nin (Little Birds, Delta of Venus, Henry and June). Long before Anais Nin became "fashionable" and "mainstream" I was reading her already. I discovered her when I was 16 and was just so mesmerized by her lyricism and fluidity of her erotica. Lately I've found the same lyricism in Diane Ackerman's books (Natural History of The Senses and Natural History Of Love), just awesome and sense-luscious! :thumbsupsmiley:

 

This is going to be sooo telling of my age and proves just how jologs I am at heart but the songs would prolly be:

 

1. Sharon Cuneta's TO LOVE AGAIN

2. Gary V's REACHING OUT TO YOU

3. Ray-An Fuentes' & Tillie Moreno's I DON"T LOVE YOU ANYMORE (although I don't think circa 80s or 90s ito)

4. Basil Valdez' YOU

5. Ric Segreto's GIVE ME A CHANCE

 

[SoulMTC]

the most funny thing that happened to you????

 

 

Do you believe in God?

[bubuy]

Deymn! I missed Debs stint. Grr.

 

Hi Lips. :evil:

 

 

1. When was the last time you did something for the first time?

 

2. If you weren't on MTC right now, where in cyberspace would you be?

 

3. Ever missed anyone lately?

 

 

That's all for now. I can't think of any Q at the moment eh. I got sooo excited seeing your name as the featured member.

[sexythang]

hi lipstick..i just wanna ask these questions

 

1. Why did you choose Lipstick as a handle?

 

2. Are you a girly girl/kikay that's why you've chosen that nick?

 

3. Do guys send you indecent proposals despite bein a global mod?

 

4. Who's your crush in MTC?

 

5. Can I invite you out for lunch wit the other racers?

 

Tnx

[Lipstick]

my questions, dearest lipstick  :* :

 

* if it takes 5 minutes for 5 monkeys to eat 5 bananas. how many minutes would it take 2 monkeys to eat 2 bananas?

* when was the last time you got laid?

* when you're really, really tired, what is the one thought that can perk you up almost immediately?

* eveyone has a few things in their closet that doesn’t fit... name 3 in yours.

* if you can have only one thing you want right now, what would it be? remember one thing only.

* you never run out of kind words on the board even if you say them with a tight lip, without naming anyone, what would be the most unkind thing you would've wanted to say to someone here but didn't? (save the profanities, of course.)

* which one is more likely to take you a step further into a relationship: sex without emotional bond or emotional bond without sex? can you elaborate as to why not the other?

* describe your ideal guy - personality, hobbies, kinks, whatever you think is important.

* which 3 qualities do think others admire most about you?

* let me take you back when you were 20, 10 and 5 years younger. what didn't you do then, that if you could, you would do at that age? and what did you do then that if given a chance wouldn't have done? (3 answers each)

 

hep, you can make batok later... i didn't come out of retirement for nothing, y'know. 

 

   

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Eeek I've been spooked! Welcome back DB :*

 

1. You tell me! You're the math geek ano.

 

2. A lady never tells :hypocritesmiley: But I sure hope it happens really soon! Ha ha ha

 

3. I actually mentioned this in my reply to DELI, it's the thought of my 8year old princess' habit lately (without fail!) of welcoming me home with an embrace and asking me, "how was your day mom?" *sniff*

 

4. My maternity clothes I actually have a pair of D&G jeans that is 10years old! And yes, I was THIS FAT back then na.

 

5. Not so much a thing but a person. Someone who would look at me and see me, really see me. And he would love what he sees and never will see. I used to have someone like this in my life and I miss him every single day.

 

6. And you are cruel! The most unkind thing I would like to say to someone is "you have absolutely no breeding." I think this is much worse than saying to someone that he or she is aesthetically challenged. :hypocritesmiley:

 

7. The former. Somehow all my serious relationships started out this way. Perhaps it’s the fact that there isn’t any pressure to have to feign emotions or perhaps I’m just a damn good lay that made them want to keep me for awhile if not forever?

 

8. Someone who could go on and on and on in bed! Seriously, just a few important things really—he must genuinely love my children as his own, must love me, must respect himself, must make me laugh and must be smart. Simple lang noh? Oh and we must must be ultra compatible in bed.

 

9. None. But if you put a gun to someone's head they probably would say my candor, my ability to laugh at my problems and my most skilled mouth.

 

10. At 17 it would’ve been good not to have fibbed so much to my folks and I wished too I never smoked my first cigarette stick!

 

At 27 it would’ve been wise not to be in the relationship I was in then and I wish I took that job offer in Hong Kong.

 

At 32 it would've been the best decision to allow myself and the girls to be whisked off to Sydney and I wish I didn't decide against it.

 

wait till your turn on the hotseat forni!!! revenge shall be sweet!

[Lipstick]

parengLIPS!

 

1.  Were you HURTED when you lost someone you love?

2.  Did you try to have your wrist CUTTED?

 

Sana you missED me too

 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

LUSTING pare! Which tight wet hole have you been hiding in?

 

1. I was ultra HURTED when my husband passed away close to 2 years ago.

2. No, I have never CUTTED my wrist but I sure would like to CUTTED someone's tongue and fingers for speaking and typing this way.

 

I am MISSED you and the gang terribly! We should grab a drink soon.

[Lipstick]

Quick question lang.

 

DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY?  YEAH!!!!! :evil:  (insert bad teeth and frilly shirt here)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Only when you wear Lil Bo Peep's garb. Yeah baby!!!!!

[Lipstick]

the most funny thing that happened to you????

Do you believe in God?

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My life has been on big f#&king comedy so there are lots of funny things but lately what comes to mind is the prospect of becoming a widow twice over

 

Yes I do, but not the way the nuns back in school taught me. I believe in a God who is the cell within a cell, the universe that embraces a universe. I don't believe in a God who would give me an iPod just because I prayed all day for it.

[Lipstick]

Deymn! I missed Debs stint. Grr.

 

Hi Lips. :evil:

1. When was the last time you did something for the first time?

 

2. If you weren't on MTC right now, where in cyberspace would you be?

 

3. Ever missed anyone lately?

 

That's all for now. I can't think of any Q at the moment eh. I got sooo excited seeing your name as the featured member.

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Bubsy!!! Where have you been hiding? With Lusting?

 

1. The last time I did something for the first time was last Saturday. :hypocritesmiley:

 

2. I'd be on ratemycameltoe.com .... rating of course and NOT posting my cameltoe photo there

 

3. Of course I do, I miss many people-- the kind you never stop missing all your life.

 

I got excited too when I saw you post Qs!

[Mamang Tahimik]

Bakit Lipstick ang pangalan nang handle mo?

[Lipstick]

Walang rule na ganun ati!

Ati lips, before i leave on a jetbus tonight, here are some simple Qs:

 

-Who's your fave porn actor?

 

-How do you sleep? (except for eyes closed  :boo: )

 

-Where is FUGLY nation?

 

-Can I belong to that kingdom? How?

 

-Where do i sign up?

 

-Sino pinaka love mo sa MTC world? (sa world lang po ha!  )

~yun lang ati lips.  Have to catch the bus to Manila.  And hope i won't be late!

 

:*

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Wyette :* Hope you had a safe and pleasant journey.

 

My fave porn ACTORS are my fave paramours. :hypocritesmiley:

 

I love sleeping on my tummy, this must also explain the "pisa" face I have.

 

Right under my skirt baby! :evil:

 

If you read my reply to Tamago you would now the FUGLANTS never get laid ever! Are you ready to commit to that? :lol:

[Lipstick]

hi lipstick..i just wanna ask these questions

 

1. Why did you choose Lipstick as a handle?

 

2. Are you a girly girl/kikay that's why you've chosen that nick?

 

3. Do guys send you indecent proposals despite bein a global mod?

 

4. Who's your crush in MTC?

 

5. Can I invite you out for lunch wit the other racers?

 

Tnx

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Hello ST

 

1. It's no secret that I am fascinated with the female form and that I do more than just look at women. Lipstick because I'm kikay and because I am told I have beautiful lips but most of all because Lipsticks (in Europe) are kikay women who love devouring equally feminine women. :boo:

 

2. All woman here baby.

 

3. Nobody ever proposes to me! Que decent or indecent! Seriously, yes I also get the generic/mass PMs that the other female members receive.

 

4. My crush on MTC? Lots and I wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings for not mentioning or mentioning their handles.

 

5. Most definitely! Just say when Although lunch would be better on a Saturday for me