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MA! :boo:

1.  Anong qualifications ang hinahanap mo sa partner mo "physiquecally" (Bagong word! :boo:)?

 

 

:lol: Bats! Nanalo ka sa Billiards tourney?

 

Teka, anong klaseng partner ba? Playmate lang ba or potential boyfriend?

 

Kung playmate lang, the requirements aren't that stringent: sexy, good in bed (voracious eater, vigorous hump-er) has the stamina of an athlete, sizeable dick (panalo length and girth-wise), good conversationalist.

 

For potential boyfriend naman, I think I have an entire blog entry devoted to that. (hang on, i will copy paste some parts of it here) Anyways, here it goes...

 

 

I have come up with 10 or so qualities that appear to be quite reasonable at the onset, but now that i'm revisiting my list - appear to be superhumanly impossible. But i'm sharing it with you, my dear friends, just in case you know of someone – a brother, cousin, bestfriend, archenemy (just make sure to tell me beforehand so i'd be very careful not to drop your name right in the middle of dinner.  But come to think of it, why would you want your enemy to become gloriously happy - which he will be, by the way, WITH ME?  Wouldn't you wish him misery instead? hmmm. Nevermind.) or maybe yourself – who fits the bill. Haha.

 

 

So here goes.

 

 

1.  Smart – Totally. I want someone I can have thought-provoking conversations with. Someone I can talk to about anything. Someone I can learn a thing or two from. I can be such a smart-ass sometimes and it'll help if my man has a few comeback hirits up his sleeve.

 

2.  Sexy – Tight ass. Sinewy body. Nice skin. Looks – and smells – good enough to eat.  It'll be lovelier if he's tall.  Not Shaquille tall, but somewhere around 5'7 would be nice.  I don't know but i like to feel small and vulnerable standing next to my man.  Literally, i mean.

 

3.  Stubborn but within reason – Who wants a pushover anyways?  I want a man who has his own opinion(s) and can very well speak for himself. 

 

4.  Loves his mom (and family) – I have always believed that how a man treats his mom is indicative of how he'd end up treating his lady.  Besides, I loooove moms and I want a sweet little family I can eventually call my own.

 

5.  Loves the movies - I am a certified movie freak and I have around 300 bootleg DVDs at home to prove it. And it would be really lovely to be with someone I can do a movie marathon on weekends with.

 

6.  Good dancer – I've been told a few times that I dance well. So yah, maybe I do. And I want someone I can go clubbing with every once in a while.  Plus, you know what they say about a man, or a woman, who can do the jiggy on the dance floor...

 

7.  Romantic – I am a hopeless romantic (though given to skepticism sometimes). I am big on anniversaries, gift-giving, hand-holding, weekend getaways, and all that jazz. But i was told that the romantic sort i'm looking for is perilously close to extinction, so okay, i am willing to cut you guys some slack here. Just don't forget MY birthday, for crying out loud!

 

8.  Loves the beach – Sea. Sun. Sand. Waves. Salt. Food. Meditation. Sunset. Sex. Reasons why i love the beach. Which is pretty much why I want someone to share this passion with - even if only for the sex part. haha.

 

9.  Independent – Has his own place, preferably. Nevermind that it's rented. This'll come in handy when we do sleepovers, of course. Not to mention the fact that I am a screamer, by default, and it will be terribly embarrassing to subject the entire family to my “vocalizations” when in the throes of passionate lovemaking.

 

10.  Funny – A good sense of humor spells the gaping difference between boring and interestingly happy.

 

11.  Emotionally, Psychologically, and Financially stable – very self-explanatory. Now, if you don't even know why this is important, then you don't deserve to be in a relationship in the first place.

 

12.  Understanding – He has to be. Though I'm fairly easy to get along with, i have peculiarities that have the potential to drive my man insane. Not to mention that I have quite an interesting sexual history. If he's the kind who can't get past sexual jealousy (obsessed with how many many partners I may have had in the past), then it's kaput right there and then.

 

13.  Single – hah! One of the most important criteria, i daresay. For although illicit affairs can be fun and they make for good coffee or dinner conversations with equally-insane girlfriends, I want someone I can stake a claim on – someone I can call “mine” without having some half-crazed wife bawling her eyes out and screaming “scarlet woman” at me. Pardon my saying so, but i have no love for this sort of women - those who are incapable of making their men happy and blame other women for their suffering. Hahaha. Divorced, separated, and annulled men are welcome, of course. Everybody deserves a second, third, or even a hundredth shot at happiness, right?  Well, it all depends on how much beating your wallet can take.  I think.

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:lol:  Bats! Nanalo ka sa Billiards tourney?

 

Teka, anong klaseng partner ba?  Playmate lang ba or potential boyfriend?

 

Kung playmate lang, the requirements aren't that stringent:  sexy, good in bed (voracious eater, vigorous hump-er) has the stamina of an athlete, sizeable dick (panalo length and girth-wise), good conversationalist.

 

For potential boyfriend naman, I think I have an entire blog entry devoted to that.  (hang on, i will copy paste some parts of it here) Anyways, here it goes...

o ayan kids....nabasa nyo naman :boo:

 

hindi pa stringent sa yo yan :boo:

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wooohoooooooooo its back! :boo:

 

 

ola lande :evil: :*

 

1.favorite sex song

 

2. favorite AA moment...

 

3. kung ikaw si misb, sasagutin mo ba si wolf? :D

 

4. lumublob ka ba tlga sa isang batya ng tubig na may tawas para sumikip ang keps mo? :hypocritesmiley: :D :lol:

 

5. kelan huling nacauliflower yan?

 

 

labya! :*

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pls give us ur personal views regarding the following issues that faces our country today:

1. abortion

2. pre-marital sex

3. same sex marriage

4. gays in uniform

5. over population

6. pollution

7. squatters

8. war against terrorism

9. corruption in military

10. oil price hike

11. peso devaluation

12. OFWs in IRAQ

13. cyber sex and prostitution

14. lethal injection

15. at hiwalayang ara at jomari

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Favorite Food? --> pasta. pizza. pag feeling vegan ng slight, salad. I don't subscribe to a very healthy diet, actually. Chips and soda okay na. Milk din pala at night. :lol:

 

Favorite Hangout? --> cofeeshops (doesn't matter which one). cinema (Shang's my favorite). Occasionally I go to Sidebar ElPueblo or Centro in Libis. Used to hang out in Greenbelt a lot, but since I moved to Ortigas, wala nakong Makati gimmick. :cry:

 

Maiden name? --> I will tell you na lang when i see you. Basta it starts with S. :D

 

Favorite Sport? --> (the ones I play) Badminton, Billiards, Table Tennis, pede rin Sex?; (those that I watch lang) Wrestling, Basketball (NBA lang), Volleyball

 

Favorite Actor? --> Clive Owen, Daniel Day Lewis, Clint Eastwood, Al Pacino, Marlon Brando, Hugh Grant, Jude Law, Christian Bale

 

Favorite Actress? --> Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, Hillary Swank, Meryl Streep, Nicole Kidman

 

Favorite Movie? --> Unbearable Lightness of Being, End of the Affair, The Godfather, Kevin Smith movies, Guy Ritchie films, Sex and Lucia, Crash, shucks andami pa!

 

Musical Influences? --> I have a pretty eclectic taste in music. I'm no expert, of course, but I listen to almost anything. Well except for the really kadire novelty songs ha. I like ska, grunge, rap metal, alternative, a bit of jazz, reggae, pop, country na rin

 

Fashion icon mo? --> I don't subscribe to a particular fashion school/genre or whatever you call that. I wear almost anything, so long as I'm comfortable with/in it. Though i have the tendency (sometimes, or most of the time pala) to wear gravity-teasing tops and tiny skirts, but I make sure naman na carry ko. All in all, i'd like to think I am NO fashion roadkill. I know exactly which type of shoes go with a particular article of clothing or purse.

 

Favorite Drink? --> Kamikaze thrill. Vodka sprite. Long island Iced Tea. Zombie. Orgasm.

 

Favorite precious stone? --> Ruby. That's my birthstone. But if someone's gonna give me a sparkling diamond, then who the f**k am I to say no????

 

Favorite Guy? --> dami eh. The men (and people, for that matter) in my life are compartmentalized in such a way that I have men to go to and hang out with for certain needs. Say for example for good conversations I have Dinzo/Jun/Harvey to converse with. For sex, hmmm I can think of a few. hahaha. For kalokohans, I have Junji/Jong (Wolf)/Krunch to talk to.

 

If you were a car, what are you? --> I dunno. Something flashy, sexy, and sleek maybe. Not obscenely expensive. I'm thinking maybe a Mercedes CLK. hehehe. Todo ambisyon daw ako! :lol:

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